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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16476
 14.05.2009
in the subway saw a picture: comes a blonde becomes at the police station next to the emo head, the car is touched by the trembling hand of the emo climbs, he falls and catches for the biggest thing that is nearby, for the blonde, and he adds a sleeve here the dialogue takes place
He is from sex: why? Is it coincidence?
She is the voice of a turtle from the Kung Fu Panda: coincidences are not coincidental!
The wagon lay

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16475
 14.05.2009
Alex-zlo: May 9 went to the country, in front of the old BMV (German car), on the rear glass the inscription - TROFEY and on the sides of the inscription Soviet stars :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16474
 14.05.2009
Fo4ka: the whole world arranges the “Earth Hour” and only all Russia has long thought about it and every summer arranges the “two weeks of hot water”.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16473
 14.05.2009
GRaFIN (23:08:59 11/05/2009)
I love Uralmasch, EP...
I went out to the balcony and saw a beautiful picture.

GRaFIN (23:10:04 11/05/2009)
He walks a very uncertain walk.
He holds it in his hands. (pics)

GRaFIN (23:10:23 11/05/2009)
Cannabis bush
normal such a bush, along with the roots
Recently removed somewhere.

GRaFIN (23:11:25 11/05/2009)
Filed to:Jamaica, Fuck

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16472
 14.05.2009
Lppt: Spring... the girls move their weights to summer time.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16471
 14.05.2009
"You will be cursed" now with success can be replaced by "Yeshua you in grandchildren";

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №16470
 14.05.2009
xxx: I would go anywhere
YYY: go to you naked

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16469
 13.05.2009
"I don’t want to go"
Photo of a girl looking out the window of the car.
The comments:
The 1st. A good photo, a good title
The 2nd. What a train? Is this Moscow? And why does the inscription "Do not smoke!" duplicate in English? This is an international car, right? Even if so, the inscription in Russian should be higher, and in English - lower, not the opposite!
Third th. This is no smoking. Can you smoke in a non-working tub?? to
The fourth. Why is this a non-working tamper?
The 5th. Which station do you want to leave?
The 6th. I don’t want to, so why are you leaving?
The 7th. How to decide: not to go, not to smoke, or no smoking?
The 8th. I would entertain you all... Photography with photo, but commentary at school level for intellectual retarded children!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16468
 13.05.2009
Panterra: Listen... Are you gay?? to
Therion: I am not gay! I love women!! It is not my fault that I see a woman in every creature.! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16467
 13.05.2009
My friend works at the prosecutor’s office. This is a recent story (real story):
A 18-year-old girl argued with her boyfriend because she refused to start sex with him. In troubled feelings at the stop, I met the young man, went with him to the cafe. A little later, four of his friends sat down with them, and at the end of the evening she agreed to come home to one of them to continue a pleasant conversation. There, she was raped by all five in a row, but by two o’clock at night she managed to escape from the apartment without things and clothes. On the street she met a man who listened, wiped her tears, entered the position and kindly offered to check out at his home until morning, and in the morning promised to take to the police, the good that lives nearby. At home, he also raped her, then locked her home, went after a friend, with whom they continued to rape her until the morning. As a result, the examination revealed that before that the girl was a virgin, and that night she had seven men.
I understand that women with logic are bad, but not so much!!! Girls, do not meet at the stops, do not go through the apartments of hardly known guys!!! And, in the end, do not reject your loved one!!! Fuck health, do not make virginity a cult!
Z is. I do not justify the violent people, let them suffer the same fate in the area!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16466
 13.05.2009
Zwezda
In general, yes, but I didn't sleep, the cat was noisy
Zwezda
This fool goes down on a pot and can then scratch it for half an hour until you drive it out.
Zwezda
In the morning in the apartment already such screams "Veeenyajajajajajaja!!!and "
Zwezda
The name of the cat
steve
That he did?
Zwezda
Well, scratch - it doesn't let you sleep...then the newspaper started scratching
steve
Was it he who pulled the ass out? and lol:
Zwezda
OO

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16465
 13.05.2009
I wanted to jump with a parachute. Seeing on the site of the parachute sports "Page of memory" as it was even wasted(((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16464
 13.05.2009
XXX: Oh yeah men! How did you travel to Bourgogne? As the sea?
You need to learn English urgently.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: Well, I lived in the center, to the sea had to be reached either by public or by taxi. Well, a crazy man, on vacation with a notebook left, caught wifi, and instead of using a translator, came to you, on the fb-forum... I ask the people in the forum chat: “How to say in English: “I want to see the sea.” The answer is: I want to see the sea. I go out, I buy a taxi, such a happy-satisfied I say: "Hey font you are." And he took me away, took me to the bordell ))))))) And when I said "Shit, at sea, I wanted," the taxi driver told me in pure Russian: "And huli didn't say right away?, si-si, si-si..."

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16463
 13.05.2009
Bill Gates turned in the grave!!! to
WOW to WOW! Bill Gates is alive!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16462
 13.05.2009
I am a cat.
Leon: Fuck me
I will shake your legs in thankfulness.
Leon: And then when you go to bed, I'll lie on your chest, close my eyes and whisper quietly... and you'll feel the warmth coming from me and smile.
Leon: You’ll smile because I’m next to you
R)> L<<@I: :-) so warm so sweet...so good!
I’m going to go in the morning :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №16461
 13.05.2009
Monday is a tough day, even if it is Tuesday.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16460
 13.05.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I wake up in the morning, the comp is rubbed - I don't remember how I cut off at all, absolutely. I approach the comp - I look at the inet included, opera - Google tab "how to shake"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
trouble


[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16459
 13.05.2009
I come from work, I sit home alone, nothing to do, even on the wall. There is no money, no food, even inets brakes. I swallow everything, I go out to the balcony. After the rain on the street is wet, ugly, fog somewhat incomprehensible. Toughened in one word. Suicidal thoughts in the head. The cigarette falls from above. I thank God mentally, I smile to no longer such a cloudy sky and here a whole package falls from above.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16458
 13.05.2009
Swine flu, bird flu and swine flu. Stop the fucking animals!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16457
 13.05.2009
by Walter (23:08:32 10/05/2009)
Have you ever watched internet broadcasts?

GrinG0 (23:09:00 10/05/2009)
No is

by Walter (23:10:27 10/05/2009)
There is a short side chat.
Everyone writes in Italian, some in English. I look at this chat and here is the message:

11:15 kaka132: is there any Russians here?

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