XXX: Fuck ha-ha - smoking is harmful and difficult

YYY: What is it?

The cigarette burner tried for 10 minutes.

yyy: ha) kill yourself at the wall

At first I realized that I didn’t have a lighter. Well, this is not a problem, but this is the fact that there are no lights in the house.

XXX: Finding the Bengal Lights

XXX: I went to heat them on the tiles - to burn

XXX: The Nippon

I found a candle.

XXX: The Idea

xxx: On the balcony with the help of a lump lit a Bengal fire, as the power of our sun to light the advertisement of eldorado is clearly not enough

XXX: the candlestick of the candle from him to burn

XXX: Running to the kitchen for paper

With this paper he ran to the balcony and lit a candle.

Now you can smoke from the candle.

RAGalimov: The evolution of the reader BORA:
1) comes for the first time, reads the main one.
2) understand that there are few quotes, see the "best" button, read all the best.
3) Read better, see the top of the abyss, read it every day.
4) this is not enough, and he falls into the section of the "abyss", spending in it a few hours a day.
5) sees the discussion button, starts reading the comments.
Register and start writing comments.
She knows about Zoe and doesn't like him :)

He was sent to the hospital for examination for a few days.
He went there, confused something and accidentally found himself in the morge.There he had a conversation with the guard:
Young man, where are you?
I was sent to you!
Why Why?
They said lying!

I, of course, understand everything, but to wake up at midnight, to cheer, to introduce yourself to Satan and to ask, why a liter of kefir, it is too much even for you, possessing Satan.
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Did Medvedev start posting quotes on the tower? 0_o

I love you, be my wife, I will do everything to make you happy, I will even bring you to the top.

I remember you as a writer.
She: Why is this?
He is: soft, furry, beautiful...
She is :-[
He is... but the writer...

From a book about Odin:

Do you have 486?

Just so so. But who will raise the hand to turn off a car with a five-year aptaim? It’s like sleeping your grandmother.

Listen, don’t you remember how the "Saylor Moon" was called Seylor Jupiter?
S-H-A-D-O-W was this fourth lesbian?
Ex3mal And all I remember for the 4th I liked it...

by Scuco! The lesbian was Seilor-Uran.
Seilor Jupiter was named Makote.

(c) Mikhail Sergeevich, 41, head of the thermal automation and measurement department.

The new number of Dima Bilan in the skeptics got the name: three pydors with

The Violin.

In our courtyard often walks with erdel girl Julia. Erdel Bars is evil.

and stupid. He is always on the lead. Yulia is at the end.

the lead and exhausted rattles on Barsa when he rattles to try on the tooth

Another little dog.

And Andrew lives in the same house. A lonely strange man. He has a dog.

The dog is called the Count and acts as the Count in the graphic. aristocratic

The contempt for everything around and even the foot is struck carelessly and elegantly.

Andrei recently brought a shivering puppy. In a week all

The surrounding dog owners knew that he had found a dog in the oak behind a railroad.

Oregon is a bad place. And comrades there gather bad ones, and injectors

At the bottom of the sea. Not everyone goes down the slippery grass to complain.

The Pushing. The puppy was beaten with a fracture of the leg.

For a month two puppies were laid off, Andrei carried him to the veterinarian,

I went out. And finally brought it to light.

The Count walks slowly through the desert, a puppy rotates next to three legs.

The owner pulls for the dogs through the buffalo, hanging the leashes on his neck.

And suddenly because of the corner of the fence - Bars.

How this idiot broke off the lead, God knows. Julia appears to be

belt on the hand. But the fact. A fool has freedom.

Bars announces himself with a terrible whirlwind and a glow of clocks. Evaluate live

The situation and stumbling on a crazy puppy.

Andrei rushes to defend, but does not have time, backward. The puppy pushes

A thin tail and sinking under the Count. Just under the stomach and nose.

The front legs of the doge.

Yulia jumps out and visits the whole area "To me!“Fu!”

Yes is. That second. I will go. Only...

And what only?

Bars, who was outraged, did not immediately realize that the puppy was already "in the house". and what

The house is already rocking healthy cloves, collecting the nose in a fold. He brakes

The nose to the nose with the dog. Have you seen the evil dog? Better to you.

Never see that. 10 seconds they stood there. Heated

Erdel, a frightened puppy and a roaring dog. Barry then turned back and

In the hands of the hostess. Julia took him. Herald did not object for the first time.

The Count moved further, and the puppy was walking under his stomach.

“It’s on the roof,” said someone from our company. I would have such a roof.



Alcon

Businessman Roman Abramovich does not like to watch militants and detectives.

He sincerely does not understand the motivation of people who fight and kill friends.

A friend for $10 million.

If you look into the abyss for a long time, the abyss will look at you. – F. Nietzsche

I, of course, understand everything, but to wake up at midnight, to cheer, to introduce yourself to Satan and to ask, why a liter of kefir, it is too much even for you, possessing Satan.

Inscription on the party:
You can’t bite the granite of science – Sassy!! to

The fucking abyss! You need to fill it with quotes again, or we will pull newspapers in the toilet again instead of the mobile phone.

In order to avoid getting bad ratings by quotes, we decided to hide them from our readers.
DarkRider

24.05.2008 after reading the next portion of quotes I join the opinion that really funny quotes are not approved (it is unknown why, maybe the administrators do not understand them), also do not approve quotes in which there are no mistakes and misconceptions, but easily get the top of those quotes that are funny only to those who write them.
The question to the administrators: you all smoke and cheer over each quote, and the brains of the smart and funny no longer remains or the students themselves, considering the dilemmas of the fools something worthwhile, and the incomprehensible you argue immediately, such as "other will understand, will understand, will decide for themselves, it is funny or not, and I will?"

Alexandra
Learn a language, anyway.

Tant
There is not a single corner on the whole planet where there is no Russian man.

Alexandra
Learn Russian

GarozZo ‎(23:39):
I found like-minded people
Those who don’t sleep at night, but play heroes.
Nhkey ‎(23:41):
I am glad for you.
GarozZo ‎(23:42):
Madly
Fuck you
Nhkey ‎(23:42):
You are right.

Yesterday, the coffee machine was taken – almost finished.
Finn: What, was it hard?
Fuck, what else is it?
Mosh is beautiful?