I propose to organize a Civilization tournament and make the winner president.

Did you watch boxing yesterday?
and ahas. 5 to 2 wins

Reanimologists are people who are sometimes able to convince the Lord that he has been in a hurry.

I met once with a friend, well from me standard "how do things?","what new?",what he answers me:
- Yes, I'm shorter in shock for our Russian drivers of cars! the evil is not enough, especially if a girl.

Is rock banned in your city? Oh, children, the enemy must be struck with his own weapon. Learn to:

Attorney General X
Head of Department "E" of FSB City X
Head of the regional department of the party "United Russia"
Statement of
The following actions were carried out by officials (FPO, position, list) of the following month:
Prohibition of musical compositions in rock style
2) is
3) is
I believe that the above actions contain the signs of the following offences: abuse of official position, infringement of civil rights of citizens of the Russian Federation, as well as taking into account that the work of the favorite group of the President of the Russian Federation D.A. Bear can also be referred to as
I believe that the actions of the aforementioned officials have a political subtext and pursue the purpose of inciting separatist moods. Please check the above facts and take appropriate measures.
Date and signature.

After the 200th letter to the right addresses, your hometown by the number of rock concerts before the end of the year will cross Moscow and Peter.

The news showed some kind of factory, on which there is a super-nanotank in the form of a closet, cleverly extracting different details.
Chel explains that the machine can work according to a predefined program, or can in training mode, monitor the actions of an experienced engineer and then repeat all his actions in ACCEPT.
Presented: There is a demonstration of the work of the machine, there is a government commission. The closet of something shakes and suddenly something falls inside it, a thunder is spread and the iron voice from the box is spread: fucking! Fuck it in your mouth! The NanoCube... No!

lolkotank1989: Mda...Russia is a country of fearless idiots. I went to a mini-market to buy a cigarette. I go in - I see a man arguing with a saleswoman who sits on a chair and eats:
Do you have Danchill Blue?
– not
Do you have Kent 8?
No to!
Maybe there is a Parliament?
No to!
How is it not? This is all on the counter!
No and all!
Can you be dumb and lazy to raise your ass and serve the customer?
They begin to argue. I watch with interest) In the end, the man is psychotic and leaves the store, but before leaving it stops: "Here are your scapegoats! A pleasant appetite!" And loudly...Lost to the whole shop)) Seller in shock, I scratch)) Rude man)) Cruel revenge))
This is only possible in Russia.)

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We have all the songs of popular artists on the site. Let’s say in the "rock" section you can find ACDC, Slipknot...
YYY: Do you have wounds?
Yes, but not in rock. In the section "frequencies".

Mothers (0:28) :
)) today the grandmother told saw an accident as the number signs of the ROT entered HER )))

Vladivostok

News in Odessa
Police arrested a woman who killed her husband. The woman claims that her husband came home injured"

xxx: I wonder if, when a person is crying, it will hurt to hit his currents in tears?
Where do you get so much sadism? :)
I am... for the sake of science.

Arctic_Wolf: One of my acquaintances, being in a strong power, risked to get home from the guests on his right-hand Toyota (it took less than a quarter to travel). In his dim head appeared, in his opinion, the old-fashioned idea - to sit on the left side and turn the machine on the move, and if the GAIs catch, then say that the driver escaped... The car slowly rotated on empty course, and he turned the steering wheel from the passenger seat. But when he approached the gates of his private house, he found no pedals under his feet and while he was trying to find them, the car twisted the gate, crushed the headlights, broke the tamper, the radiator grid and only then stung)))

I went out for a walk with my dog, and you too.

The boy put the girl in an inappropriate position and actively committed
Bad movements.

We with Vicky don’t get along.

I waited a little, I see – the dog is described now, it’s all nervous. well and
I gave her a whispering command "voice"

So this pair straight two and jumped out of the entrance, like two
In love with Kangaroo.

Now my conscience is tormenting me.

If the aunt complains that she has not sat down for the whole day, advise her to sit down.

The story happened five years ago and is absolutely true. A certain company bought equipment in England high-precision, technological with electronic brains tested and adjusted through modems. They paid an advance, agreed on a payment schedule and started cutting the bubble with this equipment. But the business is heavy and there is no money for the next payment and the machine of the fox hangs. We go to England so and so. They are in response: let’s sneeze through the modem, let’s see, and by the way, don’t forget about payment...
The machine starts working, but exactly for a week. Again the subsequent. His - fed - regulator suggests that the machine programming depends precisely because of the absence of the next payment and the English through the modem put him on a certain number. What we did was put him the current date a hundred years earlier and the stanook earned with great pleasure. In a week, the Englishman calls and asks, “Are you okay?” Our: Yes, yes, everything is okay. Apparently without understanding, they ask to look at their brains through the modem. We say that you shouldn’t worry, it’s okay... This people is invincible! Of course, the money was paid afterwards. No shit though.

On the city's website news: "On the roads of the area are placed marks".
The first comment: "It would be better to put asphalt on the roads of the areas!"

xxx: "Chapter 15 The beginning of necromancy. The first lesson. How to properly use the scarf"

I: I can bring you to court!
Do you agree to oral compensation?
I : I agree!
In the moral.* is
I: I like the first one more!

I go with a friend from the universe. Here before us is a stack of goblins for the purpose of carrying out joint leisure. Suddenly, where does it come from, how would you describe it? Well, imagine that Jason Wurches was taken into the army. Gopota immediately on the gases, I have a good condition, and Marishka so sweetly greeted him and discs to him some sort of gives, type on, you should like it...

Interested, and what’s on those discs?

Anime is crazy! This Frankenstein is an animist! After the army came - overrides the unchecked.

and Taak. In other words, browsing them on the forum is not as safe as I thought? Filter the base.

I’m on a trolley bus, the pressure is unrealistic. At the stop, a mommy with a little girl is instilled, the girl has a chuppa-chup in her mouth. Well, the mom began to blow her daughter deep, to the windows, and she begins to scream: MOM! My chupa chops has fallen! What Mommy said loudly when your mother soaks, she has nothing out of her mouth! I got out at the next stop.