and so on!! The Russian Post!!!! to
At the beginning of March, I washed the child's jacket and everything was removed inside, no heat. I called my sister. She has a fourth on the approach, often give things and have nowhere to put them together. I live in Len Obl, it is on the opposite end of the city from me. I decided to send the jacket by mail.
March is over, then April is over, May is over... And the jackets are all gone. The receipt children played somewhere and followed it no way.
And then comes the notification to Nastena "Blablabla, your package was in Uzbekistan, there is no street with this name, no one has taken it wait back."
Now we rush that the jacket travels more than us and life is more diverse)))

If you think you are wise, be honest about the matter of faith. No time, busy, other problems - don't joke about what other people gave their lives for.
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On the island of Mumba-Yumba, a papua crashed from a palm tree, getting coconut. Can you joke about coconut?
One football fan shot another to death during a dispute about a favorite team. Do you want to ban jokes about sport? A man has given his life for his ideals.

I don’t know how you, but personally I don’t want to go back to those times when for a joke you could get a trip to a winter resort or a lead gift.

I'm not the owner at all, but at least I't understand a husband who runs away from a wife who's underdeveloped to a mistress.
So the jealous wife of the fast shot, it is such a woman that only on the forehead remains to write: "Remove me at least someone, please!"

I have been observing the relationship of such a couple for more than a month (I work with a woman in the same office)
Untouched by her husband, her husband shot
This is the reason why he turned to the left, this is his explanation.
To prove to his wife that he is okay and to find a reason to blame her for having a mistress.

she endured, then expelled, fucking now apologize to the right and left
and her husband comes to meet her after work all squeezed and asks back

You may think of me as a goat, but now sex with the ex is much better than when she wasn’t the ex. It allows more, and initiative is shown more often.

all right, only because she became a scientist that you are not alone with her now
Or do you think she’s studying sex off-campus?

Posts about Linux:
We’ve understood that you’ve learned about the Linux console commands, but that’s not enough, there must be humor.

Linux is like a wigwam. No Windows, no Gates and an Apache Inside

I went on vacation, but my plans broke. My wife has a cold (the spring is a bad time of year).
Raised an abandoned channel on YouTube (already some but 300-500 views per day), engaged in a favorite thing, entertained, with the child was in the fresh air, the company approached with an offer for a review, there is a chance to get sponsorship. All this time I regularly normally ate, slept, managed to earn money and was happy.
I came to work and I understand: "Something is wrong".

“Go away, good guy! You’re gathering me out of that goat.” c) All the girls

Xxx: The Blue... :'D
xxx: I am hysterical :'D
YYY: What is it?
xxx: In school, Igor issued a certificate "It is great to be healthy". Diabetic, fuck, gave out :'D

You are impotent crying Marina
You are screaming, Anton.
The bisexual valer.
Check who is right here.

A moment of racist humor.

Computers are not fooled:
Photographs of a black man, according to Flickr, should be assigned among other tags “animal” (animal) and “ape” (apes).

In one community, I had a nick “Lukawa cat.” In Ukrainian, it translates as a crazy cat.
I ordered means for joint purchases, goods, and we agreed with the girl from the forum to meet, so that she gave me all this matter. I wait, the king comes and so joyfully asks, “Are you a bulb?” I was a little lost, but I confirmed the guess. I went home and thought, and if she had not approached me first with this question, somebody could have been offended.

About salary.
Here a couple of times hinted that society itself determines the value of an individual.
We have the most valuable ball translators (foot, basketball... ball, tennis...), mouth singers, face showers (actors)... I think the thought is understandable.

We have some benefits for many children without proof of income. And Arshavin, for example (and someone else there) is a multi-child – three children. So the girls at the MFC told - that they for the sake of interest on the base broke through and they have everything to the last point, each payment. I was surprised at that time - not lazy to write up to go 600 rubles per month with millions of income (not condemned, no, surprised), our girls laughed at me - they have each lawyer their own :D
And in the MFC, I was just pretended - they don't cheat a penny, and you with your poor income - there is reluctance to cheat, and there it is uncomfortable to ask.

Anonymous: Are you sure there will be no war in which they will have to participate? I am not.
hojja_nusreddin: That’s what worries me!
What if the war is tomorrow? We were cooked, we even worked with wooden rifles.
These are not ready at all!
They don’t know how to shoot from a wooden rifle!

24 August 2012
Man from the elevator: I don’t understand at all why only mint, oh sorry, police officers were so raised? That is, people who teach children, in the field wheat is grown, people are treated, already other people?
Assel: What is not clear is that the police bowl has, and the handcuffs have, and also the machine in the bowl, it is necessary that such a man at the right time, was loyal. And the doctor has that, just a cyst, you won't get a lot of it. About teachers so generally silence, they even removed the instructions, generally the sense of raising disappeared.

Have you ever had a moment when everything was fine?
No need to be dirty!

In this country, faith remained only in aloe.

Now my eldest second-grade daughter came from school with a story of high feelings that happened on an extended walk. The girl was sitting on a bench and her shoe fell down. Three boys rushed to pick up their shoes. Wearing up, wearing up. Egor was offended that he was not a galanty prince. Then he hanged on his daughter's foot, broke the shoe (a metal strap on the strap was bended - such a hero), threw the shoe away, walked behind it. But he was hindered by other cavalry, who also broke his shoes. A struggle was engaged. Forgotten princes shoes was given to her daughter by a classmate. My husband came and took my daughter. The daughter says she felt like a princess: the princes fought for her shoe, then the car (the man in the car) came.
I did not forget to emphasize the importance of style in clothes. The daughter often clothes like a boy: "If you were in a folded chair, no one would fight for your dirty chair."

Qt and java, I don’t know.
YYY: The most frightening thing is that they are the same with Win95.
ZZZ: Even more frightening is that they are alone with a bunch of commenters.
YYY:  Judging by the pluses, you involuntarily initiated the census ;)

Feed ananas and cookies.
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Here the ananas are depreciated, and the cookies are equated to the devil’s temptations (((