XXX: I liked "Now it’s fashionable to look like a woodcut. Who does not cut down trees and takes care of himself all day to please other woodcutters.

YYY: In general, the woodcut is not correct, it is correct to say dendrosexual

Oh yeah, all sleep, or the songs would sing.
Do not rush to bury us.
We still have business here.
We have little children at home.
I just wanted to live...

Be drunk – behave well!

Zzzz: This is stupid! Drink - drink, have fun, drink the goats!

Do not hurry to close our eyes.
We love all the darkness.
And on the cheeks of the wines,
In the wake of Gaga...

zzz: - Is the goose a goose? )))

Damn... a couple of tens of thousands a year... two cats a month...

Are you part of the 13% sect? A quarter of lamas per year of all deductions from one employee at the average salary in the Russian Federation. If you don’t believe it, go to the accounting office and ask how much your job costs the employer. And people who earn 100k or more, such as a car repair master, spend there more than a million a year. For this money they already have to install cybernetic implants, and conditionally-free medicine can not even cure the tooth normally.

How long have you been talking, how many questions have you been asking? I answer. The case was so:

Twenty-five people came to the village celebration: knights, peasants and girls. They were gathered in a cage. The unbroken sergeant in an old calf climbed on a low base and looked around them with a contemptible look.
Are you a knight, a hundred anchors in my ass? The sergeant questioned the crowd, running through the eyes, as if asking a question to everyone on the field.
The crowd responded differently.
The lazy young soldier, standing just aside, quickly counted the number of respondents.
“Seventeen,” he said to the sergeant.
The sergeant smiled before the following question, held a pause and shot with the words:
Are you a girl, do I breathe?
part of the crowd. The knights pale and lowered their eyes to the ground.
- Yes, - with laughter heard from the crowd, after which the ordinary said: "Twelve".
Are you a farmer, plunging over a horse? The last question was asked by the sergeant.
“Yes,” he heard from the crowd, and the ordinary said, “Eight.”
Go away! The sergeant shouted, casting a playful look at the girls, and began to descend from the bridge.

Thus, only three questions were asked.

XHHH: Shortened to Heman
The third movie is the same.
Oh, and Eric! There is still something good in you!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh no! I am already a pitcher.
We need you, Eric!
Oh yeah yeah yeah

The more they try to convince me that the Ukrainians are our enemies, the more I am convinced that our enemies are those who are trying to do so.

In the morning I go to work, take an apple, a container with something there, cheese. My 5 year old watched this:
When you do this, I think you are stealing from us.

The Rada decided to rename Dnipropetrovsk to Dnipro.
Inhabitants of Zaporozhye and Kherson are terribly concerned.

Google suggests covering car caps with glue to keep pedestrians back in case of a collision.
– is
I am the son of a farmer (remember? So here - a pair of three villas on the cap will hold any much better than any glue.

Tagged: ahahah
I went to the mail.
Tag: sending
Tag: title
4 signs that you are a woman for a man
I don’t have to describe my hysteria.
Woman Borch is Epic
The New Blockbuster
The woman borst begins.
Woman Borsch vs Old List
Woman Borscht and 100 Clothes and Everything Without Strips
Topics: women "counterfeiting"

Birk is Birk Gundmundsdottir.

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The Gundos! to the board!



I immediately remembered the joke.
A new student came into the class. The teacher looks at the magazine and rounded her eyes.
The boy says:
My name is Huev. I am Bulgarian.
During the lesson:
“Go to the board, Bulgarian. and Hui.

Don’t drink tequila, I have to leave a tenth to my Creator.
Are you Krishna?
“No, Dad said to leave a hundred grams, to try what fucking we drink.

Today I put the carrot on the turquoise. And then one small piece jumped straight into my eye. I, of course, knew that carrots were good for vision, but I imagined it a little differently))

I have a session:"Lada-rebirth of legends" And the series will go on. Today is the pilot series:"Lad-start"! Picasso’s story is dramatic. Car service for the fourth hour. The intrigue, the deceit of the previous carslessars. The budget is cracking in the seams!))

News title: The British got a bionic hand, like Snake from MGS.
Hope: Idiot, you should have taken it like a Winter Soldier.

here here :
Seriously?? to

What is your salary for May?Salary for May will be June 10th.And not sooner.Avance for June 25th.
Learn the match (in free from disassembly "cossy" time)).

The advance is paid for the first 15 days of the month. May 25 will be the advance for May. And don’t suck here, lovers "Solitaire"

Guys, remember, the rules of issuing money in your office do not affect how other organizations pay salaries. Do not enter a monastery with your statute.

XXX: My personal life is improving. Last year I found a dead spider in my bed and recently found a living spider.

From a report on the century since the birth of Maresiev, a quote from the speech of the director of the museum in his homeland: "Protheses are an integral part of Alexei Petrovich."

Specifications of Intel Core 6 (Skylake):
xxx: I’m sitting on a five-year i5 — “RDP sessions are not hanging or hanging, web moulds of systems are working and working,” comparing with working Haswell. I see concrete progress only in the GPU, another generation, and it will be possible to give up discreet.
YYY: Eck you curved on the five-year i5. I sit on the 8-year-old Core 2 Duo E7200 and normally everything works with 4 GB DDR2-800 and SSD :)
zzz: Similar to the Core 2 Quad Q6600, which has been over 9 years. The 10 works great!
I am using a Pentium D 3.4 GHz. XP as it worked, and it works, it will not hang.
BBB: I sit with 640 KB of memory. Enough is!
CCC: Bill, please log in.
DDD: I sit on the ground. I use abacus, the stones both lie and lie.

I want to shave my cat and myself. But the cat I am sorry, suddenly he will be ill, and himself - does not allow the husband, says that he will be afraid.