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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №30315
 21.05.2010
The girl is a man’s friend!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The scuba is a faithful, loving, devoted creature.
yyyy : ))

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30314
 21.05.2010
XXX(15:32:05 20/05/2010)
)))))))))))))))))))
The girl Katya bought a dog. There was nothing left of her,
Her parents found a leather collar under her pillow."

YYY(15:33:00 20/05/2010)
Thus, the
I went to the police because there were handcuffs.

XXX(15:33:29 20/05/2010)
and)))
In the horse militia. Because the steak was found there.)

YYY(15:34:26 20/05/2010)
The horse. Because there was a leather shaft and tail.

XXX(15:35:10 20/05/2010)
The horse!! Because not only the tail was found, but also the clinging... not the tail

YYY(15:35:42 20/05/2010)
I had to take a girlfriend as there were two non-tailers.

XXX(15:36:02 20/05/2010)
The seat is one.)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30313
 21.05.2010
Conversation in the guild chat.

“Tasha, why do you come to us only in the evening?

Because I work on weekends.

Who are you working for? )

The girl

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30312
 21.05.2010
Peter's menta has been burning up lately. In addition to the one who has been seized in the apartment for 17 years and now demands the apartment to be owned, now another case is being considered.

A police officer (not in the form of course) went to the control purchase of drugs. He had money with him. On the way, he fell asleep in the subway, where he was discovered by another police officer and, before waking up, stole his money.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №30311
 21.05.2010
The size of the brick would...
The bricks today are dense, one more dense than the other, as you did.

[ + 96 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30310
 21.05.2010
The brothers! Rocker, punk and metalists! The authorities invaded our property. They attacked our freedom. Rock will be banned first in one city, then across the country. We are back in a totalitarian state. It is in our power to prevent this. Where are the free-loving guys? Where is the fair fuck in the foolish politics? Pops and House 2 are flourishing, and our real music is out of law again! We don’t want that! I don’t want a slug! We do not want totalitarianism. Let us rise up against the bad lust of stupid officials!
Let us express our right opinion together!
We can! A lot of us!
Long live rock and roll!
be supported!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №30309
 21.05.2010
My cat yesterday hid in the suitcase and refuses to go out.
Do you need a passport and a helicopter?
Eggs and Eggs to Go Back...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №30308
 21.05.2010
"Nivu-Chevrole", which Matvijenko now plans to buy, she described as a "spacecraft", convenient for driving off-road.
Only I am embarrassed by the fact that the governor instead of repairing the roads, buys SUVs?

[ + 137 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30307
 20.05.2010
Plus those who remember the cartoon about dogs who are musketeers. D'Artagnan is small and in red. The entire epic was there. Just an UH.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №30306
 20.05.2010
God created the world. The rest is done in China.
p_ch

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №30305
 20.05.2010
Okay, I’m not going to shake your head, read the following quote...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30304
 20.05.2010
At the concert, we are in a hurry. Moreover, the pissuars are located at a very strange height - "in height". The last one is just below my knee.

The grown man suits and begins - how about a pissuar like that, mill? My phlegmatic friend, stretching, pronounces a phrase, after which the hysteria begins: it is not Pissuar, it is Bleuvoir...

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №30303
 20.05.2010
here here :
to this:

Brothers Russians, take Medvedev back from Kiev. The road situation, especially in the center, is extremely critical (((

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We are better to send Putin to you, so that our costly rumors can be loaded. I am sorry =)

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Let us better put both governments in full composition in the eifyatlajookudl until it has vanished, and we will heal as normal men!

[ + 87 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30302
 20.05.2010
When I was four years old, I stopped accommodating myself in my baby bed and it was decided to move me to a room with my sister, who is 12 years older than me. I slept very restlessly, so my sister did not share the bed with me, and my father, armed with screwboards, made a bed for me under the ceiling above my sister’s couch. I went there by the rope staircase, which was attached to the bed on the clamps and could be removed. I photographed it every night so I didn’t get into the room at night. Jumping was also problematic, because I landed on my bed with my sister, and she woke up and pulled me back.
Having eaten watermelon, I went to sleep, and an hour later I already felt the fatality of the situation. The child’s mind was convinced that if I jump, the bladder would inevitably break and I would die. From this thought, the need only worsened, and I decided to do my wet work imperceptibly from a height of 2 meters on my sister's puffy blanket - it is thick, absorbs and will not be noticeable. Oh, if I knew that the stream could so loudly irrigate a blanket. The sister woke up and, not realizing what was happening, sat down on the couch. I dropped her. Eighteen years have passed, but the feeling of shame has not diminished.

[ + 98 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30301
 20.05.2010
The police stopped me to check the documents.
Look at his normal photo in the passport.
Second: Give it here, well, how is this possible?

[ + 101 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30300
 20.05.2010
I am going to war with a хтоnic monster. The beast has five heads, and no one can be cut off in less than nine hours. And the most disgusting thing is that in the night from Saturday to Sunday the creature completely regenerates.
WOW :? O_O
HH: I am going to work.

[ + 82 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30299
 20.05.2010
Russian folk patch: харчок and подорожник.

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №30298
 20.05.2010
Have you read the apple garden?
by Nea (
A classic among other things.
and black))
ууу:"The Cherry Garden"Chekhov read, and the Apple-no)))))
XHHH: Blue... It’s gone, it’s called

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30297
 20.05.2010
Conversation at the computer
Are you going to eat, my little dinosaur?
M: What, such a tail and thick?and :)
No, so green and grown - the third day eggs are sown!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №30296
 20.05.2010
Yesterday I went into the menopause for a bit. I sit in my office and write an explanation. There is a computer and everything is done. Meanwhile, give me a passport and go where it’s gone. In half an hour he returns, like - in the archive you are clean. I tell you, you have the technology. This is the car, and you don’t have a base in it? The answer is worth 5 points. This is a chance to listen, and the base is still on the cards :)

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