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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №98184
 20.05.2014
Living in Vietnam, the locals themselves many do so not to burn about the tube of the bike.
And in general, in Vietnam and Japan, special socks for such shoes are sold separately!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98183
 20.05.2014
xxx: I am a client, I don’t have to get stuck and adjust to the one I pay for.
XXX: Don’t say I’m not paying.

YYY: You are not paying.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98182
 20.05.2014
What is Ukraine...
Here we are in Villabajo still my dishes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98181
 20.05.2014
The village was undergoing repairs, the swokers opened the basement and warned: be careful! The floor is open, don’t fall!
After two hours they went out, drank tea and again reminded: the basement is open, right behind the entrance door, be careful!
But what kind of caution can be in the ass if a child of one and a half years of age told mother A-A, and the pot on the street?
I opened the door and went down. Well, one leg only; the other hit; but the mother-in-law was standing below! Which frightened my leg and grabbed her down.
No, no one was upset. The child got a pot, the mother - a journey to the traumatologist, the husband - a reason to roast over me for another two years))))))) What I am still surprised - how I managed to fall, when I hit my leg on the gland, in horror of the fact that something caught me in the foot - not to say a single motherly word. The mother-in-law is a terrible force.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98180
 20.05.2014
This is:

To all who answer the quotes: do not answer!
— — —
It is true, sir!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №98179
 20.05.2014
Discussion of dog mothers in families with children.

Malyuska: She was very bad because she was constantly running into the stream. I broke, pulled out, digged no hile and ran away anyway. Even from the locked house in the fortress :D then sneaked. Then we tortured the puppies to distribute (if we were able to leave). Sometimes my dad smelt :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
and on drugs suppressing libido, she had a rush of forces: crazy: even worse.
One day, they were locked up in the house. She pulled out. Then in the winter, the fork scratched the drive, opened. She jumped out, ran into the course for the steam, and there the glass fell into the snow, broke. Cut his feet. It was all in blood. Everything is flowing blood. The evening. There was no paying service at the time. I thought in the morning. He barely knocked his tail. We went to the bathroom, wearing it for 10 days, wearing it for 10 days. Plastic was lying. But is bound.
I was given other medications so that there was no libido. 3 days after cleaning. He was carried to the toilet on his hands, supported, could not stand.
She grabbed the rope and stumbled. I’m back in the box again :facepalm:
pregnant anyway
FIGASSE: And who of you is willing to go out into the fortress to get pregnant? and ;-)

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98178
 20.05.2014
Comments from Joey:
A woman is like an unread book.
Yyy: Slying my finger and water.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98177
 20.05.2014
Question: What is the feeling for a man?
In the last 1.5 years
More has been sent.
13 who is the neighbor? old man?
A friend? a friend? a friend?
Tag: victim of spamming

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98176
 20.05.2014
From Tabu
Aaa: And yes, I have not worked in Yandex for more than ten months. I left, I didn’t like it.
BBB: It’s hard to leave because of what I didn’t like. If I had entered any office with a name, I would not have been expelled.
ccc: If I were to go to any office, I’t have been thrown out.
DDD: I’t go into the office with the swabs.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98175
 20.05.2014
My granddaughter, I took your massage, don’t you mind?
What type of massage?
Pink is like that.
– Grandma, it’s not a mass... E-ye... it doesn’t mind.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98174
 20.05.2014
Today, I finally understood why Godzilla came to soak giant mosquitoes. He was asleep all that time, and these fucks began to itch over his ear. So I had to wake up, turn on the lights, and go home to catch them. I understand the guy 😉

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №98173
 20.05.2014
No woman looks at you as loyally as a cat not fed in the morning.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98172
 20.05.2014
Different people! Different of. No one can cancel it. but.
They do not organize a single-eyed march or a parade on the rings.
The disabled in the Olympics win, in business make successes.
Gay, who doesn't let you on ski to run, the stang to drag, which
Fuck the fools in front of people. The Jews have won and rejoice.
Do you have parades?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98171
 20.05.2014
to this:
Next to the passport table, on Victory, in the courtyards, every morning a woman walks out a rockfeller. Without a dirt and a lead.Have made a comment,and in response so much dirt and dirt. How to communicate with such?

Rockefeller died in the year 37.

It depends on which Rockefeller.
Currently alive:
Winthrop Rockefeller
David Rockefeller the Elder
David Rockefeller Jr.
by Mark Rockefeller.
This is the number of the same Rockefeller family, and how many more!! to

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98170
 20.05.2014
The irreplaceable ones are usually invisible.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №98169
 20.05.2014
Whoever did not keep the car in a garage cooperative - think, not a man. Garages, especially during the Soviet era, were a mysterious and captivating territory, where all imaginable male entertainment was naturally intertwined. You could spend all the weekends there, enjoying conversations about politics, hunting, work, gardens and gardens, treatment of diseases... that is, all that the internet has taken now.
Now it is hard to imagine, but then you could repair the car yourself. Any disruption. any node. There were garages. There were neighbors.
My neighbor on the right, Uncle Leha, spent the whole evening in the garages. He knew everyone and walked into any open door. For a glass (and even for a good conversation) he gladly helped to overtake the suspension, to boil a jelly, or to overboard the wheels.
That time he fell to me when I was sitting in front of four boxes of greenhouse glasses, thinking how to shorten each one by two centimeters. I bought a expensive glass cutter, read the instructions, but nothing worked. The glass was broken on the curve, and not there.
Uncle Lecha assessed the situation immediately. He took a diamond from me, asked for the size, and, somehow playing, broke the glass into the pieces I needed and perfectly smooth incisions.
Uncle Lecha, and cut them all! I have begged.
What about Hera? I will teach you better! Go for the bottle! The Aboriginal Garage.
Having brought the desired from the basement, I was very surprised when he did not hide the bottle, but asked for cups and poured it out on two. Following was the dialogue from the "Pepper":
Well, dear cruciferous, can we start cutting now?
“No, dear Cinderella, let’s put it on and put it on again.
In the basement everyone kept potatoes and salmon, so there was something to eat.
The bottle was empty and we had fun. And the greenhouse and the glass went somewhere very far. And then Leha asked:
Well, you don’t have a fuck, will you cut the glass, or not?
I’ll fuck you, I honestly answered.
Okay, then get rid of it! Get rid of that damn ambulance! Reduce in the eye! Break the box right away!

After a moment, I looked at the result. Everything was within permission. I thought, and likewise cut off three more pieces. Uncle Leha drove the last crushed "prima" into his smiling mouth and left.
A few years later I told this story to a familiar psychiatrist, and he explained that that neighbor from the garages just masterfully healed me from the typical self-sustaining phobia, when the fear of mistake begins to destroy kinetics.
Actually, why did I remember that? The neighbor (programmer) yesterday came in, the glass wanted to cut off... Well, they pulled. Now it cuts itself.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №98168
 20.05.2014
There is only one power in the world capable of putting Russia on cancer! It is potato.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98167
 20.05.2014
I remember, on the road got in the hands of a widebody - the book of D. Donzova. There in the course of the plot was poisoned with ethylene glycol, spilled into a bottle from under the juice, for example. Ethylene glycol is sweet and odorless. Ready "recipes" for killing the lady scratches. It may not be easy to get this liquid, but nevertheless...

A huge amount of poison is quite easy to get or do. Identifying the cause of death is quite simple.
And if the poison is easily detected, then there is no difference between poisoning and a blow to the head. Unless you’re a poison maniac and you’re killing strangers in a burger king.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98166
 20.05.2014
Archive of the tecton.

In the city we were able to gather a house of panels entirely (!!!)), placing in coordinates 100% according to the project, but with one but! I turned it 180 degrees!

If in the horizontal plane, it is old as the world. In the vertical...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98165
 20.05.2014
[14:39:16] xxx: tz to jpeg :-D
[14:39:47] yyy: I learned to smile on this project

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