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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64512
 22.05.2012
So what, like a night?
HH: Well how do you tell me. The storm was terrible. The rain, the wind, the fuck is simple. Three smoked rows, wandering around the neighborhoods, played Pirates of the Caribbean, waving their hands and periodically shouting on the entire area relevant phrases, such as: "Trummy fills with water!", "We will all die!" and "Let the sails go! by Fuck! Where is the boat?and "
Nietzsche had so much fun.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64511
 22.05.2012
On the familiar dating site:

He is: Hi
He: Who are you looking for?
She is a permanent partner and sponsor
He said, “Who is my husband?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64510
 22.05.2012
Oh guys...

My first computer was the P-100 (dispersed to 120!). I played in D1.

When the D2 came out, I bought a Celeron-433 for him, and had a quarrel with a girlfriend.

D3 is out. I have been married twice, a child.

Worth to take?

[ + 29 - ] [30 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64509
 22.05.2012
I have long been interested in the question, gentlemen experts: how to speak correctly? Going in or out of the internet?

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64508
 22.05.2012
Doctors are people who sometimes draw the line of life on their palms.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №64507
 22.05.2012
I work as a technician in the fleet and I want to tell you how my regulator believed in God.Stand on repair in China, naturally cheap went through the river. I wasted my wrapper for a week. The commander, in order to stop the unhealthy hobby, took his last money, took his documents and prohibited the descent to the shore, after which he gathered the crew and warned: whoever smiles the adjustable, without talking suitcase station Russia. The poor man wakes up in the morning. The race does not run, the race does not run, they are not allowed to enter the city. I went, I felt like the end is coming, well, even would - a week to drink. He went out on the deck to smoke, looked overboard, and there was a beer package floating. I turned away, looked again - the infection floated, went to the other board, returned - still floated, therefore not a glucose. He crossed, grabbed the sack until no one could see and ran into the cabin. He opened, persuaded and finally believed. Now coded, says God does not help twice.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64506
 22.05.2012
A smart husband lets his wife know where his ass is. This increases the confidence in the family, the self-esteem of women and the safety of the PRINCIPAL STREET.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64505
 22.05.2012
Communication of the doctor with the user on the medical website:
P is hello. Please tell me, is there any danger in any particular poses in sex?
B is hello. Well, if it’s not a pose from an anecdote, when she’s on the floor, and he jumps from the luster. There is no danger.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64504
 22.05.2012
The film is based on a series of 1,252 episodes. This is what I understand – a brief reference.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64503
 22.05.2012
From the nose:
Odessa region: 12.6 thousand people left without water due to rains

[ + 29 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64502
 22.05.2012
I whisper, this aunt stumbles me, asks: I am here in the exile, somewhere, something, I did something and now I have something, something is wrong. Do you see?
For what?! Where do these people come from and how do they get to work in BANKS?!?!? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64501
 22.05.2012
The fucking mosquitoes. I don’t have as much blood as I would like to spend on the street.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64500
 22.05.2012
xxxh on TV3 interview gives therapist Alexander Mogyla :))
Would you cure the bacteria?))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64499
 22.05.2012
My girlfriend’s desire to go through the assassin’s creed was so high that the lack of a mouse didn’t bother her.
has passed. in the tacchepad. with two hands. And the foot. Sometimes with the nose.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64498
 22.05.2012
Comments on Pornography:

XXX: Once Again
You want to work without putting your ass on.
Zzz: Could she have entered the mortgage?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64497
 22.05.2012
From 2h:
- Listen, please explain what is "okda".
Okay yes?
Why then do these idiots write it without a gap and signs of interruption?
Cold to Yakuza

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64496
 22.05.2012
In the morning in the bathroom of the army. From the cabin a ringtone of the phone with a lively chanson "smelled in the spring...". from the neighboring cabin, a dull, dull voice:"I’t say..."

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64495
 22.05.2012
xxx is crazy
xxx: here on the key was some big black incomprehensible whistleblower
I was scared and cried like a beaten prostitute.
After a couple of minutes, the spirit gathered, took a towel and beat this creature.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64494
 22.05.2012
What a thing! To see the beautiful erotic photos of the guys, I, the girl, had to register on the gay site!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64493
 21.05.2012
4elovek: Thanks to YouTube I played all the popular games, and passed all the alternative endings only with the mouse

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