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[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30275
 20.05.2010
If you’re constantly being killed by news and comments about them, why don’t you mind it?

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №30274
 20.05.2010
So you say to the microwave "I go, I go"?? to

[ + 86 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30273
 20.05.2010
Tumbi4: So why does the window calculator refuse to divide 529 by 23?
KyCTuK: What did you take?
Tumbi4: I don’t share it
KyCTuK: 23 * 23 = 529 ))
Tumb4: and to share?
KyCTuK: 529 \ 23 = 23 is not stupid
Tumbi4: the calculator does not divide
KyCTuK: What does he say?
Tumbi4: the first time you press straight, and nothing happens,
Tumbi4: the second time you press 1
KyCTuK: Well because 529 \ 23 = 23 \ 23 = 1
KyCTuK: I assure you that you have the same problem with a regular calculator...

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №30272
 20.05.2010
to this:

Listening to the news on the radio:
"Saudi firefighters were allowed to rescue women during the fire."...and before that what did they do with them?
____
Before that, it was forbidden to rescue women without a curtain.
15 schoolgirls burned alive because the guards and teachers did not let them go.
Bring it to the interested.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30271
 20.05.2010
Q: What did you do with that girl?
Tagged with: AGA
HH: And how is she?
norm. sympathetic, with humor everything is okay. there is a minus...
HH: What is it?
I came to meet my boyfriend!! >_<

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30270
 20.05.2010
Did you know that Rowling filed a lawsuit against Dmitry Emtza? for plagiarism. In some countries, his books were banned. For example, in the Netherlands...
and Ura! Even if one country is fighting this evil at the state level!
Do you have a list of banned books in the Netherlands? They are... two! “Mein Kampf” and “Tanya Grotter”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №30269
 20.05.2010
The old, old

He enters the audience and publishes:
and salutation. This is test. You see me?

Foolish and old. Better than any of the WTFs published here.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №30268
 20.05.2010
to this:

From an interview with the head coach of the hockey team:

Would you prefer to play in the quarterfinals late or in the afternoon?

We would rather play in the quarter-finals.

You have already got there.

Even more so.
_____________________________________

Is our hockey coach a half-liter mouse?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30267
 20.05.2010
Attention to students!

On-line consultation on the website of urology:
I end up seeing my own sperm.

Excellent example of infinite recursion

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №30266
 19.05.2010
Something lately attracts me to men younger than me.
That’s because you’ve been 48 years old.

[ + 102 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30265
 19.05.2010
This is >
A well-known hop recently came from the army, not used to the new job yet. He tells us:
We sit with the boys in the yard, drink beer, all quietly peaceful.
Soon there was a noise, like "Atas, minty-e-y!"
The people somehow stumbled whoever, through fences, garages, gardens, through gaps.
Everyone is running, I am running.
I run, and I think, what am I running for? There is no knife with me, no grass with me, no neighborhood. I don’t hear anything like that, like I haven’t barked lately.
Yes, and myself two months already as a senior sergeant of the militia...

The reflex, however...
____________________________
This is the kind of police guard us.

[ + 81 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30264
 19.05.2010
The xxx:
Strange house...to my kiss kiss responded two cats, a dog and a frog from where it came...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30263
 19.05.2010
Why are you so evil today?
I put a label on the calendar that Ebla has critical days! Do not break!* is
Well, I haven’t been sealed yet...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №30262
 19.05.2010
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a basic question to the ornithologists!
The bubble! Is it possible to teach birds to hide on cars with flashes?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30261
 19.05.2010
I said in the morning, I want you, fuck me, sweet. And you? - to work, let's go in the evening... and now everything - you... red days of the calendar (
YYY: Sorry, Zay... who knew. and really, the way to the snack)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Only in our case - x*i for breakfast ((

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30260
 19.05.2010
With words...
When my brother was young (2 years old) he often wrote at night and to make it less frequent, his parents decided to limit drinking at night. The mother regretted the poor child and gave him a drink if he asked very much, but the father beat the pope for screaming "Drink."
The story itself
A man stands in his bed and cries:
To drink, to drink, to drink.
And then the father appears at the door, the brother not ceasing to scream:
Cheesecakes, Cheesecakes and Cheesecakes!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30259
 19.05.2010
<Morituri> fuck, that new girlfriend is so strange
<Monty> Theresa is here and you are corresponding with her. So why am I strange?
<Morituri> oh shit, sorry I meant another.
<Monty> Which other???? to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №30258
 19.05.2010
by Avatar...
How to choose a scientific director?
very simple. He will want to kill you.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №30257
 19.05.2010
XXX: What do you do?
XXX How?
YYY: You can't fix it, I'm doing what I do

[ + 27 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30256
 19.05.2010
In general, when I was small, then quite small - a few months from the family, my ancestors gave an apartment new, in a new house, beauty! new FSE - furniture, wallpaper, etc. Caroach, my dear parents left me, sorry, unshakable, lying on the couch, and themselves leaned on the kitchen to bury. I was lying on my stomach, and there should be trouble, my young body, not yet accustomed to the pot, decided to do a dirty thing. Followed by Mom’s words:
"We are sitting with my father in the kitchen, and strange sounds from the room - the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes... sent his father for reconnaissance. A second later, the father’s cry: “Hey, your mother!” Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fuand "
What did Katya do? After emptying the baby's stomach, sorry, on her own ass, she arranged a toy - she reached her ass with her heels, and then, already stained, she slipped around the wall clothed with new wallpapers. From the sight of the new petch came in angry enthusiasm!
The moral of this fairy tale - watch out for the children! Maybe Picasso is sleeping in it.

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