Go to capture the world
Alex : How?
Well... somehow
Tagged: go
But Matthew...
If you can take the world
You will not have any Matan.
Can I get the headphones for free?
Tagged: yes
Alex : O
Alex: Then go on.

There are guys who grow their beard! Some people in such sweaters are still walking...
They are admin. You will meet a guy with a beard and in a sweater - just admin.
What if he has a beard, but is dressed in fashion?
I mean, the admin pickup. :D

A friend tells me about his best friend:
Anja is quite affighly, constantly calling me a cowboy and burning me in every way. I’m even afraid to introduce her to my girls"

We work in a large foreign company.

xxx: In short, we were all broken here simply: There was a request for support, a guy says he has serious computer problems, but his name is John Connor!!!!! to

ZZZ : D
zzz: burns a man
xxx: and we complain about the server, code, API. I really have a computer problem!!! to

It was a joke on Saturday. Prehistory: our beloved cat escaped to the entrance and was lost, long sought, but still found, well, from the nerves, the whole family relieved her.
And actually the story: I sit in my room and I hear how the cochondra in all pairs runs through the corridor, and behind her the grief of the desire to punish her and all kinds of insults is carried by a brother. I hear them both hiding in the room, and then from there the child’s complaining voice is: “Not eating!” Don’t beat changing!" Just a random phrase from a movie, and what an effect! Then the cat ran to hide to me, and my brother was roaring in the room for a minute.

The worst thing about makeup for women is to sneeze with low eyelids.

XXX is
But you would not bother to use in speech less obscene expressions, or not culturally somehow.
YYYY
Yes, I may take your advice into account and use less obscene expressions.
YYYY
And in general, whoever I fucking deceive, go as you go with your suggestions.

XXX: I recently thought...
and mm?
XX: Do you know that my father works in a casting factory?
YYY: And what?
XXX: How to bleat, che??? And that he can go to any sewer and say, Luke, I’m your father! :))))

Looking at today’s teenagers, I remember with silent sadness my youth, in which it was cool to write literally.

From Twitter...
Morning rush: User poured the PC with the width!
Morning roast (continuation): The user claims that it is not him and tried to convince him that he is not even drinking tea at the table.
Morning of rust (continuation): The user asked if it could not water itself from the power unit.

xxx: 10 consecutive victories, and defeat count in the final matches.
It is... something.
Did he get his Ring of Almighty again? :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;)

sid350: I put 100p on my MTS last summer, still enough. So is Pofig.
Siado: Tariff "Call Me Back"?
Sarkado: Siado, but not probably. After a year, no one will call back. In other words, Forever Alone (

With Machinery.ru, discuss the Chinese Lexus imitation:

Dozer: How soon will they make a parody on Grant? )))
vamp756: The Chinese are of course a tough people but not so much
Dozer: It would look cool! At the end of the day, there would be an ACP and four pillows.
RainbowDemon: The built-in TV
Vlad: with two SIM cards.

The guys who come up with advertising attraction on phishing sites completely exhausted the imagination. Who are you in the opera Boris Godunov? Take the test and find out!

xxx ‎(20.05.2012 20:37):
Russia is a cool country
I go for a walk today
The man throws the tree.
xxx (20.05.2012 at 20:38 am)
The New Year
Claudia

Why I love Skyrim
xxx: the only game in my memory in which you can naturally hit the enemy

from demotivation.me:
What kind of oil? Abramovich earned everything with his work. Everyone was leaving work at 6 p.m. and he was sitting until 8 or 9. I often went out to work on Saturdays, it even happened that on Sundays I came to get a detail-other.

xxx: The most epic moment I had with TV was in the 90s, when my mom and I loved watching live broadcasts from our Supreme Council and cuddling over deputies. One day they show a next session - someone of the deputies of crosswords decides, someone sleeps, someone chews, at this time another channel clings for a second, through which a performance on the Ukrainian government is going. The classic. It sounds like a single phrase, but what! "This is Darmoidy!"(This is Darmoidy!) I still sometimes guess – was it coincidence, or "diversion"?

Programmers as gamers, the main thing not to forget will remain.)

XHH: How can you say culturally that Odmin is shit?
The administrator is an excretion?