Node loves to be updated. He does this two or three times a day, with thoughtful pleasure, carefully choosing the moment when you have several programs opened or better - a couple of heavy sites. The computer struggles with all its strength, whispers, dumbs, and op - in the place of the cursor, the solemn window "I popped up!", that is, "I updated!"

In the coffin of the horrors of the Russian language" (review of the hotel): The territory is small, it can be said no in the oprior...

I went out after watching the new Godzilla.
What I can say: A very vivid movie – giant mosquitoes are preventing people from living.

A man from Togliatti says:
We have an invasion of black flies.
Tagged: heras
Daniel: Their humm and they are everywhere
Daniel: and they are damaging, fly chaotically and die quickly.
What kind of mutants.
There are so many, and in all areas.
Could the car die? 8) is
by Daniel ;)))

We had two bags of Cerebrolysin, seventy-five ampoules of Piracetam, five bags of Vasobral, a puddle half-filled with Picamilon, and a whole sea of other nootropics.

Not that all of this was absolutely necessary in the development of the project, but if you have already started writing the code, then the matter has to be approached seriously.
@Habr

The Advisor:

It has long been known that you should not put a song that you like on the alarm clock.
So, choosing a course topic associated with something very interesting is also not worth it. One interest less, one hatred more.

It is ===

You have now deprived millions of people of their advice to work in a profession that they like.

I had long dreamed of taking a cat from my parents (I moved myself). Inspired by the example of the Crimea, she decided that once the cat, in fact, is a sovereign animal, which means it has the right to self-determination, held a referendum among the cat, and, inspired by the result, annexed it by joining it to her apartment. But the brother who arrived on Sunday recognized the referendum as illegitimate and returned the cat.

Comment on the news about the opening of the "time capsule" of the nineties:

The time capsule is laughter. We have entire cities living in the 90s, and here they want to surprise with a box.

It does not affect the probability.
Do not bring private
Infertility from decrease
Hormones on all levels
of women. acquainted himself
It should be checked, not
Blame the girlfriend =)

In general, it affects as a gynecologist with many years of experience.

Tonight, putting on the compilation of important work on the night render...
I read inets, listen to music.
Here - the bat - the mouse dies, the music disappears... I think - all, the ass to work. Delayed the plant.
It turned out - at the same time, the acem sat in the wireless mouse and the song ended. O_O

In the city we were able to gather a house of panels entirely (!!!)), placing in coordinates 100% according to the project, but with one but! I turned it 180 degrees!
_______
Television is remaining.
According to the project on Korolev Street was to go out the facade with colored windows and windows of the winter garden on the fifth floor, and the hardware was to go out in the direction of the current Rostelecom. The staircase was to lead to the equipment. But by mistake of the builders, the building turned 180 degrees. They noticed this when they began to build the walls, and could only change the direction of the staircase: now it leads to the winter garden, and starts not from the entrance, but actually from the second floor. And the windows and the winter garden now go to the opposite side of Rostelecom, where they are virtually not visible from the street.

There was a bulldozer in the basement. Well, and the planning of corridors... "Wizards" well.

>I have always wondered: "Does sisadmin, after sexual intercourse, wait for a safe removal of the device?"<

I - wait)) my girlfriend always does herself in half a minute disconnect))

Russian TV singed to North Korea: “This country is very close to us... The authorities are taking care of the population in every way.” Good luck with North Korea ?

xxx: Evaluate the joke: "I’ve listed 800 reasons why I’m not bored here".
by mad_biker: -
Mad_biker: 800 is not funny. The number must be accurate (not round)
mad_biker: type "731 reason why I am not bored"
I’m at the table ?
mad_biker: I am not bored - (((

Engineers from the University of Zurich want to equip ATMs with devices that spray hot foam. Specialists borrowed this method of defense from a bombardment bug, which, when attacked by enemies, sprayes virtually boiling acid. Hemp "stores" two components of the mixture - hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinone - in two parts of the abdomen. Shooting, substances are mixed and heated to boil."
New Entertainment for Hackers

Ordinary Russian town. I am in the vegetable department. I read prices: tomatoes imported (The Netherlands), tomatoes imported (China). Imported tomatoes (Moscow)

The planet is okay, it’s people shit(s). How do you get rid of the shit in the first five comments under the picture of a cat?

Quote from chat:
I have a cat – it’s Ukraine... it can’t be it itself, but it only eats and demands... and it’s proud, foolish, it’s walking... it’s unsalted...

Comments to a photo of a drunk painted black-haired girl lying face down on concrete stairs:

Pope: Pope didn’t help her! in his hands would
yyy: It can not be worn anywhere, and it is so comfortable.
Zzz: you have to raise your head for the hair first, to see if you can finish.

Scientists from Wales have proven that only 981 cigarettes smoked one after another are enough to enter a narcoleptic coma.