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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47727
 20.05.2011
xxx: playing in dante's inferno
The main hero is brutal.
XXX: death came to him with a goose, he gave her pits and took off his hair.
XXX: Then he went down to hell for his body and gave all the puzzles there too.
xxx: so you can briefly describe the whole story and gameplay of the game

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47726
 20.05.2011
XXX: Are you married?
YYY: No
XXX is a free girl.
YYY:sounded straight like "free cash"...

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №47725
 20.05.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
At Nadjuha my graduation today - she is in the beauty salon, at 16-00 a solemn part, and at 18-00 a banquet in the restaurant.

WOW :
Don’t worry about the baby before midnight.

The xxx:
Yes, I am not worried, just in shock from the way in kindergarten graduates go :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47724
 20.05.2011
There are day and night predators, right?
YYYY: well
XXX is here. And I, fucking, nightly vegetables

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47723
 20.05.2011
The news:

The body of a man was found at the landing ground. The body was not identified.

The commentary:

It will be rich.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №47722
 20.05.2011
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Yyy: A man interfering with society?
XXX: I can't guess
Yyy: A man morally offended?
XXX is no. Human Minister of Education
YYY: Properly justified

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47721
 20.05.2011
The stars are small holes in the floor of Paradise.
MeloMan: My Rabbit, given the temperature of the star, there is a different office (=

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №47720
 20.05.2011
In throwing ten thousand tons of radioactive water into the ocean, the Japanese no longer blame anyone!
The last time they referred to the recommendation of the leading Russian nuclear expert
of energy. The Japanese invited him to Fukushima and asked:
What to do?
After examining the destruction at the nuclear power plant, the specialist directly said:
Turn off the light. Stir the water.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47719
 20.05.2011
The xxx:
In Moscow, a unique operation was carried out - for the first time a robot operated a human. Doctors note that the operation was easier than usual, and rehabilitation will be quick.
The xxx:
Great scientific achievement
But...
Name of News
In Moscow a robot cut off a man's liver
YYYY :
:D
The xxx:
I thought the machine uprising started)))

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №47718
 20.05.2011
Every doctor, sooner or later, opens his own small cemetery.
Everyone has their own small army.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47717
 20.05.2011
XX: Your weapon slowly entered me, easily overcoming a slight resistance of the skin. It was too big for such a small hole, but your impatience and passion did their job, you entered me.
Words of pain and amazement came out of my lips: "Idiot, who puts a false imitator into my nose?"

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47716
 20.05.2011
Yesterday afternoon closed one of the shops of our city together with visitors and checked who from where and why not at work.
Soviet times in Belarus are returning.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47715
 20.05.2011
An acquaintance explains how to go to the dacha:

Small (13:10:23 19/05/2011)
In general, you go to Riga and scratch right to Volokolamsk, the right post will be, you pass it, on the bridge (right after the post) turn to the right, but the main thing is not to pass, because it is just a hole in the fence in the middle of the bridge. You turn and drive straight down the main road to the rescue.

Sed@y (13:15:17 19/05/2011)
> because it is just a hole in the fence in the middle of the bridge
O_O

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №47714
 20.05.2011
Wife: In the morning the little girl described I washed her hanging on the balcony let it dry.
I: 0_o o_0 O_o
“Are you not wrong, dear? Do it all so?
Wife: Blue... You did not suspect anything. The little girl described. I washed the peeling. Hang the blade on the balcony. Let it sink.
I am late.
Wife: O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47713
 20.05.2011
Questions in the forum:
What does a man feel when he deprives a girl of her virginity?

The first answer:
The strength of resistance (Fp)..)))

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47712
 20.05.2011
When you write a candidate, you understand that there is not everything on the internet.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47711
 20.05.2011
My grandfather is a fisherman, and once cooked the feed in a regular pot, and left the pot on the plate, he went with the puddles to work out.He comes, and the grandmother is already eating the feed, and the grandfather praises: "Tol, such a delicious cabbage has prepared!"".Dad, a good man, replied: "My fish, he tried for you!""

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47710
 20.05.2011
xxx: recently found a forum with stories of hunters. There is the topic "inexplicable and abnormal". With whom something strange happened. So here is the most important abnormal hunting story: “I shoot, and he stands!” I am shooting, and he stands!and "

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47709
 20.05.2011
From Formspring:
What kind of sports can save the Russians?
Quidditch... Quidditch?

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47708
 20.05.2011
Ingeborga
I was called a pederast today in an extremely unhealthy state... and now ATTENTION! Because I’m very much like a GIRL... where, her mother, is the logic??? O_0

Dmitry
I cry... I just cry to death!!! You weren’t on your heels?
I don’t even know if the breasts would show them.)))

Ingeborga
Percent of them, not the breasts! and :(

Ingeborga
Oh yeah))

Dmitry
and the palm)

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