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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №64472
 21.05.2012
My grandmother is playing with her grandson (2G):
A: What a thing!
B: Where is it?? to
and show-
B: It’s not like that!! This is my grandmother’s house (

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64471
 21.05.2012
XXX: Targeting a week ago on all-corporate notes a new proof put. Enables the web camera on the notes if the user has launched a browser or video player. Not visible in the processes. Killing is nothing.
YYY: Is he a pervert?
XXX: I would not say. Now he has 2 terabytes of video. Do you know how he calls him? "Control package of shares"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №64470
 21.05.2012
Talk to friends about the community:
You can’t just come to us, you have to have a snorkel.
What kind of snoring?
I watched. Name of snorkel.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64469
 21.05.2012
If you see a member, immediately go to the shield. Otherwise, he will do it, and they will land you anyway.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64468
 21.05.2012
Oh girls...
Our men are romantic, unlike us.
Here’s how many porn I’ve watched – and for nothing I’ve recognized Sasha Gray in the face...

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64467
 21.05.2012
Listen, it is up to you. I recently reinstalled the system, I want to put an antivirus, but I don't know which to choose. Advice a good one?
I cannot advise. I do not use antivirus.
and hm. Is that not the feeling? :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64466
 21.05.2012
A new neighbor settled. I feel I will soon survive.
Is he drunk?
He reads books.
Is it dirt?
On the contrary, every dust blows up.
Is it fighting?
and no. All matters are decided by the court.
He is just a saint!
and worse. He is a patriarch.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64465
 21.05.2012
XXX: The Summer Begins
xxx: all series have ended, diablo 3 has not yet been released, the session has not started, there are no girls

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64464
 21.05.2012
"Travel to the Universe"
– is
I went into a parallel universe.
Tonight the hoppies came to my entrance, I thought as usual, they would roar, roar, listen to the chanson, etc.
And they sat down on the bench, calmly drank beer and talked about the meaning of being, without a single matte, and listened to the Red Hot Chili Peppers...
– is
No is,
You are just the next dealer, who lists any meeting company of people in which you are not, for some unclear reason.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64463
 21.05.2012
I woke up in bed with a summer jade! It’s a pity that he just slipped off the wall.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64462
 21.05.2012
How many can browse the archive, find on each page 1 or 2 repetitions and so pages 5-6 of the same!!! The moderns wake up!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64461
 21.05.2012
The most ruthless programmers were those who wrote a program for the Sberbank ATMs. If you ask to issue five thousand small banknotes, this scam falls out with one paper, and if, on the contrary, it gives out a package, the wallet does not enter)) only users of the Sberbank learned to withdraw money in the form of the sum of 4900.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64460
 21.05.2012
At night, I lie down with my girlfriend and play puzzles.
I: Vegetables, and you know everything? (I mean the fuck)
She: This... Stephen Hawkins!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64459
 21.05.2012
And also he, the fool, thinks that these Jewish hats are called the Holocaust.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64458
 21.05.2012
Damage
The first!and HI

= freeon =
Hi to

Damage
I’m not a blonde just like the capsule ?

= freeon =
The old boy

Damage
I do not have the truth with the caps trouble) the remote machine shuts it off and the local includes it and that’s what they’re crazy fucks())))

= freeon =
:D

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64457
 21.05.2012
You need to say more positive words: happiness, joy, peace.
Did he die of varicose?? to

[ + 9 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64456
 21.05.2012
I went into a parallel universe.
Tonight the hoppies came to my entrance, I thought as usual, they would roar, roar, listen to the chanson, etc.
And they sat down on the bench, calmly drank beer and talked about the meaning of being, without a single matte, and listened to the Red Hot Chili Peppers...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64455
 21.05.2012
We work at the point of sale in the shopping center, we accept applications for internet connection. A man approaches and says:
“Your girls in the office didn’t satisfy me, and I came to you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64454
 20.05.2012
Mother (M) and adult daughter (D)
Let’s buy another dog!
Where is the third tax? They will also be wool, especially in the spring.
D: You don’t understand anything. Look, here we had one dog, then we had a second - the wool was twice as big. Agree with? But if we buy a third one, having already two others, the wool will only be one and a half times more, see what a profit! You can buy a fourth one.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64453
 20.05.2012
QQ: Fuck to be big!
Aaa to?? to
QQQ: You can walk without a hat in the winter, eat a spoonful of nutella and buy yourself a lego!
QQ: Isn’t it great? :Z

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