xxx: I even saw a picture on the internet where the girl on the manicure depicts a printed board tracing.
Yyy: F.V., say, and if so come to the exam, will it help to pass?
XHH: You are not. But Catherine has a chance, but will have to talk to me about the type of installation of elements and the number of layers in her nails.

Filed to:damp
Programming: Making a snapshot
Programming: Slow Backup
The boss leaves the chat.
Developed by: EM SOP

“Until I was six years old, Metterlink continued, I was raised by a continuous series of Irish governants who spoke English, according to my uncle, better than the English themselves. I spoke French with my uncle and his partners; I learned Flemish from the servants. So, from a young age, I understood the danger of categorical statements, since there were at least three ways to say something.

YYY: In the armed forces, I was taught about seven languages. The rest I knew before.

I decided to connect the mouse to the phone.
and Nahua?
- Yeah fuck knows, clean sweat wanted, and she fuck - and earned o_o

Comments to the news "Gamer girl gave birth in a computer club"
Smookey: Unity is created.

The xxx:
An engineer died and went to hell. Soon he stopped arranging the level of comfort in hell, and he took up improvements. He went into the furthest corner of hell and said:
I am here.

YYYY :
Did I use this computer for you?

Oh yeah no. I appreciate my lens.
She saved me from alcoholism.
WOW: How is it?
I had to go somewhere, and I was lazy.

Who would bet that the Downs will win Eurovision 15?

X: Well, here’s one reason not to go to Mac?
Tagged: GTA 5
XXX: Convinced

I have recently worked in a home appliance store. Yesterday comes an uncle with a multivarka under the mouse, then the dialogue:

Q: Girl, I bought a multiwark in your store a month ago, it is boiling, but it turned out that the postponed start function cannot be used!
I am: O'Key, I understand. Two weeks have passed, the equipment is visible that we have used it, we can not return it, we can send it for a guarantee repair. * I get the documents for the SC* Please describe the defect in detail.
Q: Yes, you understand, my wife and my child left here to rest, I did not use her, well, a multi-car, myself before. In the evening I put the cabbage on a postponed start, in the morning so that it was fresh. I open in the morning - and there the cockroaches swim! Okay, I think maybe I did something wrong. I arranged dinner so that at the time of coming from work there was, I come, I open, the cockroaches again! impossible to use.

...this is how I learned that "impossible" is not the same "not working"

We went to my husband’s parents. And my husband has a five-year-old brother (accidentally). In short, these two crendels are angry, we stand with the mother-in-law, we observe and here she gives out:
Should we put them asleep or let them play?

We are young, the whole world is at our feet.
Wow, I just have to fall.

Krasnoyarsk schoolchildren began to provoke more traffic accidents (video)" with videos of children crossing the street and crossing through the fence. The comments:
One: PDD in school should be taught, not listened to.
OJIEHb: communal workers should not wash the fence and the separation blocks then no one will climb through them

A true optimist will not say "This cup is half full"; - he will say "This cup is whole!" :)

It is bad when your main virtue is modesty. No one knows the other virtues.

This story happened long ago when we were still students. Usually the class was structured in this way: the teacher asked a few questions on the subject, then, rubbing, as if from a tooth pain, listened to the nonsense that he was carried by the students, then honestly tried to do something to us, and then the whole group went to the department. Since theory is a theory, but in medicine it is impossible to learn from textbooks and references, you have to see everything yourself (pest and cholera are not included).

Dmitry (let us call him so) has long been a permanent resident of the regional psychiatric hospital. Hallucinations and nonsense, which once bloomed lush, bright and bold, over the years fled, giving way to the monotonous apathy of the defect, and from all the wealth of symptoms only one remained. A knock in... mm... the fifth point. Just a knock. and all. But the permanent. And no medicines — old or newly invented — were able to stifle him.

Putting my hand on the heart, not so much this knock Dmitry and hindered. In the meantime, he became a subject of his pride. A brand, I can say. Especially when it began to be regularly shown to students - say, here is a vivid example of residual symptoms. The living example raised his shoulders, looked with a trickle, eagerly answered — yes, say, knocks. He is constantly knocking. How is? It is very simple: “Here.” This is the ass knock. The girls-students were red, embarrassed, the guys jumped in the fist, Dmitry mysteriously smiled - in general, everyone had fun.

The theme of the class, after which Dmitry was shown to our group, were hallucinations. True and pseudo-hallucinations How to distinguish them? Very simple, the teacher said. Let’s say hearing. If you, comrades students, hear someone call you a goat, and the source of the insults, by sensation, is somewhere in the external environment, but actually is absent, as an object (or little, suddenly someone actually revealed to you a disgraceful truth, but embarrassed to appear in the eyes) - these are true auditory hallucinations. If you were called a goat inside your own head, but so clearly as if loudly - then, most likely, it is not a voice of conscience and not a scream of self-criticism, but auditory pseudo-hallucinations.

Then the group went to the department to question Dmitry. What disturbs? It’s not to bother, it’s just present. In the ass knock. Hears or feels? It is heard. “Here and here.” Yes it constantly. “Here-here” is like someone is knocking. As in the door.

And then one of our quiet-excellent, innocently blinking eyes, asked a question. Fully in accordance with the subject of the class.

“Say, Dmitry, and this knock is in yours...” she turned red, but gathered her strength and continued, “So, this knock, where did it come from?
What does “from where”? I did not understand Dmitry. I do not know where he came from.
“No, you didn’t understand it,” added the student in a hurry and turned red again, “I wanted to ask, are they knocking on you from the inside or from the inside?”

Dmitry was so overwhelmed by this question that he did not notice how the group, already red on the head, rubbing tears, quietly withdrew from the department.

I have to! In an effort to preserve the stone face, the teacher spoke. Such an innocent question, but with what subtext! I congratulate you girl. Have you ever thought about a career as a psychotherapist?

Happy people think about what they have, unhappy people think about what they don’t have.

There are many engineers with beautiful diplomas, but no one can work. For example, a good engineer in Peter with a salary of 100k, can afford both a mortgage, and a wife in a decree, and a car. I work in a construction company and I know what I am talking about.
– – – – –
Ha ha ha ha ha! You work in construction. In the industry that is now (currently) on the rise. The car industry is in the ass. Factories are either shutting down or shutting down. If you were a genius in the automotive industry, you’t be able to afford anything...if you didn’t go to re-study as a builder. Minus another 5 years, in which the construction industry can collapse and something else can rise. I know what I’m talking about – a time when the defense electronics were on the wave and a time when it flew into the tartarara. Children, all temporarily, and builders and programmers may one day become poorer than hairdressers. Or the buffet girls. Life is unpredictable, and in the former USSR and so on.

to this:

They say that life is like the stripes of a zebra. I got some fashionable zebra pulled into a black film.
_______
This is a dead zebra. In the bag for bodies >_<

Often hot quarrels end in hot sex. After one of them:
Q: Will you forgive me?
I forgave you after the second orgasm.