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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128314
 19.05.2016
xxxh: and we have a new one here, it was translated from (painted a pentagram) EMSC GCMPP
WOW: If you quickly pronounce the three names of objects from Ikeda, you can call the devil. He will appear in a dissolved form.
See also: AHA
WOW: And if you quickly pronounce the three names of the structural units of the post of Russia, the devil should appear. But he was either still delayed at the customs, or lost while being dispatched somewhere near Orenburg.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128313
 19.05.2016
20366, and if you can kill with bare hands, then what now, to control everyone who has hands? Gasoline can be used very damagingly - so, to prohibit it from selling to individuals (and at the same time cars - they are also beaten down)?
Explosives are prohibited for sale, so the scenario described by you will not pass. And with regard to the "footprints for cars" and other things - this is what a laptop can do, let manufacturers enhance safety.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128312
 19.05.2016
How everything changed.
As it used to be, if a fool was able to report that he was a fool, he became ashamed, and he tried to make a little smarter.
And now the fools have mastered, overwhelmed, submerged, and as soon as they get to know what people think about them, the fools immediately start screaming about discrimination.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128311
 19.05.2016
You know, there is such an inconvenience - a comrade begins to tell a story that happened to him "nearly", and you understand that you read the same story on the Internet... My dad once caught me - he began to tell about some snack seller Suslyatina G.K., with whom he spoke yesterday on the track in the neighboring region. After my confidence, he confessed that it was Koresh who told him, but the story was so good that he decided to assign it to himself. I had to admit that for the first time I met Ms. Sullyatina on the Internet pages in 2004, and since then she has surely traveled everywhere and gained a bunch of followers who also sell crackers. Dad was a little embarrassed.
However, one of my colleagues found a good way to curb such disclosures as me". When I noticed that I had already read about it, he nodded contemptuously: "Of course, I read it. That’s what I wrote everywhere."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128310
 19.05.2016
We have info taken from 1c management where data is transmitted from the accounting and a cache is added. Overall yesterday on the logic found lost 80 million (absorbed broadcast). Eighty million, Carl! This is all you need to know about our office :)

P.S received a prize? I got puzzles that I hadn’t found before. This is all you need to know about the labor market.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128309
 19.05.2016
Borrow 20366, throw out your smartphone. With it you can control the robot / tank / aircraft / your version. It can analyze geodata with an accuracy of up to 3 meters. With the help of it, you can give a command to destroy an explosive device. With it you can control the printer / CNC station.

Throw off your camera. With it, you can get great quality photos, especially in combination with good lenses.

Throw away the webcam, because if you hide it, you can secretly observe what is happening.

In fact, go to cure. Paranoid and manic-depressive syndrome detected.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128308
 19.05.2016
By the way, your wonderful term "enormous basic trust in the world" is synonymous. This is called infantilism. But the phrase you came up with is beautiful, I will probably use it.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128307
 19.05.2016
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
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I stand in a row to the box, and on the tape are my purchases: a bunch of bags of cat food and a large box with a lamp. The young man who stood behind me and studied my goods for a long time said loudly, “Oh, girl, what is your cat afraid of eating in the dark?” It was all the turn...

When everything laughs
Correct the brain.
About 90 degrees
You look boring.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128306
 19.05.2016
From the Voyager Forum.
Discuss video of a masturbating girl shot by a hidden camera.
XXXX is a performance. In the annotation it is stated that she is reading an erotic novel, and at 5 minutes clearly visible barcode by which a collection of algebra tasks for 11th grade is broken.
YYYY I’t be so categorical. Maybe it's a teacher catching up on high school students who will fuck up with these tasks tomorrow.)))
ZZZZ or high school masochist before the control, feeling pain and humiliation :D

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128305
 19.05.2016
The Shortcuts

Some of the opus are crazy and I admire it. If a woman wears a separate swimsuit instead of a swimsuit, she wants men to look at her. Oh well ok. But if a man was wearing sweaters instead of shorts, he... yes, in general, he also wants men to look at him!
Amazing how much these same men think about themselves - the whole world is doing everything for them!

If the female logic is strange, then what is the male logic?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №128304
 19.05.2016
First on the billboards appears the story of shorts on the beach, now - about terrible controllers, undoubtedly carrying the death of tranquility and peace.
Who told Mizulina about the debts?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128303
 19.05.2016
(CHH works for a large foreign company hated by Linux)
<xxx>: A list of upcoming birthdays hangs on the company's office announcement board, and it says that someone Satanislav is celebrating the daylight on June 6. A mistake or...?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128302
 19.05.2016
A respected fool! and scrupulously. Scrupulously, not scrupulously. Please study this question carefully. Not that I’d like to tease you, but if it’s about boredom...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128301
 19.05.2016
When everyone is laughing.
An old joke: The Minister told a joke and everyone lay down laughing. Only one person did not laugh. The Minister asks:
Why don’t you laugh?
I am not from your ministry.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №128300
 19.05.2016
I don’t like Santa: Do you know where the Volga falls?
I once saw the Volga fall into the Fountain, breaking through the fence.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128299
 19.05.2016
<TopSpin> actually make the same newspaper as in Harry Potter is quite easy. You just have to print the GIF!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128298
 19.05.2016
At the age of 12, he suffered from dysentery. Now I often recommend it as a “100% way to lose weight quickly by summer”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128297
 19.05.2016
xxx: American scientists have discovered that adult movies can be a means of popularizing religion, reports the Daily Mail.
At the same time, researchers note that when viewing pornography less than once a week, a person’s religiousness may decline.
YYY: Now I understand why I am so devout

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128296
 19.05.2016
The calculation of the Lightning of Death showed that throwing on the enemy’s head the power source for the Lightning would be much more effective (and more effective) than its direct application. By the way, if the power source will not be enough - you can throw on the enemy the radiators of the cooling system and the lens system.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128295
 19.05.2016
The elite prostitutes are curbing the outflow of capital from the country.

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