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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113639
 20.05.2015
YouTube is a Japanese cartoon about the Mummy Troll. The Stone:

"Sposhi bo atto I have to do about the mummy trolls :-)"
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Probably in Japanese ?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113638
 20.05.2015
XX: We also have a couple of times burned up with such benefactors.
We want to celebrate a big family!
"We are" – who are we? What is included in the program?
Do you care?
Imagine that not. Someone is not allowed by religion, someone has children in sections, on music, in general, you have to choose between your holiday and classes.
Do you drive children somewhere? and shock:
XX: Reminds me of the story of my youth:
This is a library! The library is Vasa!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113637
 20.05.2015
Do you have to go or go?
In Russia, people live in apartments, and a private house is considered a sign of a backward village, in the United States, a private house is a sign of success. The size of the house and the apartment can be calculated by yourself.
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That is why I have added additional data for Germany and the UK. You for some reason decided to ignore them.Al in Germany I mentioned a significant percentage of the population lives in apartments. 45 square meters per person, twice as much as in Russia.
2) And what? Now in Russia to build a private house is cheaper than to buy an apartment in a large city. However, in the metric of private houses, we are also solidly behind the United States.
3) For the first time I hear that a private house in the Russian Federation is considered a symbol of a backward village. We are not talking about the countryside, built under Nicholas II?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113636
 20.05.2015
Who and in what of your wet erotic dreams gave you such nonsense? I will reveal to you a little terrible secret: they do not have sex on their own, they can do without it for years. They just do a favor for a subsequent reward. Very expensive usually. The need for sex as such exists only in men.
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Oh oh oh oh oh. And the vibrators, heavily advertised even on this site, and the coffee in bed are taken, and the movie is taken. "For the subsequent reward" You would go out smoking at school not at every biologist class, you would not write here like that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113635
 20.05.2015
News discussions "in Timisoara BTR moved Prioru"

GRO: Yes, drivers were not prior when they did not differ in intelligence and intelligence
QWE: Don’t do that. not all. In the low, yes, all are like that.
GRO: He is now understated ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113634
 20.05.2015
I just heard a revelation in the open window. The whole essence of Russian football, gentlemen!

You are stupid, your grandmother has killed you!! (Friendly laughter babies from 6 to 10 years inclusive)
I have not seen the ball! I did not know where the gate was.

What is the coach trying to teach the players? Fuck complicated multi-paths, show people where the gate and what the ball looks like!))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113633
 19.05.2015
To the shit about which pants to put a member:
I’d fool your problems! I don’t have to pull my pants up until t_t (((
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I have those modest rapers.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113632
 19.05.2015
xxx: Yes, stop, no one has ever seen a real man, out, on any forum announce the topic of "real man" - half of the forum members will be overwhelmed, describing qualities.
A prince with a white horse can be seen in any bar after 21:00, but keep in mind that the white horse is whiskey.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113631
 19.05.2015
Did you go to Yaroslavl by car?
YYYY: Yes
Do you remember how much time to travel?
Yyy: Mm... In the morning at 9 o’clock we left, at 18 like we arrived.
XXX What? 230 km in nine hours. Was it in the car?
Yyy: Well maybe less, I didn’t drive with faulty brakes

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113630
 19.05.2015
We need your clothes and your motorcycle.
Leave the cosmetics.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113629
 19.05.2015
From burn miumau, discussion of school harassment, comment:
“There was a boy in our school who was quietly clinging to the girls from behind, and clamping his nose with one hand and his mouth with the other, and rubbing like a horse. Until one girl stumbled in his hand. He did not do so anymore.
and Leningrad. from 1985.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113628
 19.05.2015
by Swanni:
We went with Andreuka around the city to walk before a trip to Karelia, says: "Let's go to the post office what memorial cards we can buy." They came: caterpillar, sauces different, pasta, all sorts of scanwords, grandmothers standing behind the commonplace, and a postcard nailed, and envelopes so. Give and go on. So if you need to go, then in the mail provide this service and absolutely free.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113627
 19.05.2015
by Genby:
Ministry of Sport of the Russian Federation:
There are no Russian hockey players in the area of the World Championship final.
The form of the Russian national team can be purchased in any sports store;
Such names are not on the list;
They are Russian citizens, but not hockey players.
These are volunteers who went to the Czech Republic on the call of their hearts, we didn’t hide it.”

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №113626
 19.05.2015
I did not resist:
I watched Rambo-1 in the sound of a woman. It was a gesture. She called it "reinbow" and translated as "rainbow". The rays fucking! It was beyond good and evil.

John is radiant. Now 20 percent better.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113625
 19.05.2015
XXX: I handed down documents for temporary registration in the MFC, I and 5 children. The employee saw the stack and in shock to the whole hall: "Daddy, that is, I will be filling the papers all day!" I was somehow uncomfortable.
My husband for 7 children handed down documents. It started at 18:00 and ended at 21.30. The Three. He is an employee of the MFC and a guard.
By this point, they already knew how many children there were in the family of the mother of the employee of the MFC and how the security guard is protected.
ZZZ: We also learned what benefits Arshavin and other Zenit players have. We only have four...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113624
 19.05.2015
Service in the army of the Russian Federation will help you. I am not joking. After such parents, you will be there.
and ‘home of birth’, and fathers-commanders, and brothers-servants. Early Retirement and Housing
of States.
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Comrade of the military, we all understand, you have a plan for the contractors, fuck from above, but you cannot do so, you must have at least something holy (well, except the charter) to remain.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №113623
 19.05.2015
We sit and eat dinner. Anya Canyon:
My stomach hurts.
I am angry:
You take all the shit in your mouth!! to
Without lifting the eye from the plate:
In fact, you are preparing it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113622
 19.05.2015
One day I was in the subway, and my old phone was taken by a friend. It broke her. In general, I turn on the music on my first, then get the one that I go, check and notice that there is a SIM inside. The phone of my ex-wife. When she bought a new one, she didn’t even pull out the simka. In the new micro already was, and this is the usual. I pull out this simka, break it and throw it into the package, then I begin to format it and notice a keen look of the man in front of me. Such contempt in the eyes I have not seen yet))) from his side it looked like I lost the phone or found and I am not going to return))

If you are reading this, know that it’s not so bad.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113621
 19.05.2015
In the Stavropol region for debts arrested a cat
and...
To whom is the tail owed?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113620
 19.05.2015
Amazing in the main:

The CHC:
My neighbor died of cancer a year ago. His wife recently arrived, asking to send a death certificate to the FASP (the financial agency for collecting payments), so that the collectors would fall behind her. The deceased man owed Sberbank thirty points. Hello Generation of Dolls!
and----
You are the deceased, and you are the deceased. Banko-to on the drum, died – not died. Debt does not disappear, but passes with inheritance. And the bank will wait a couple of years for the interest and pennies to be raised more, and then file a lawsuit. Then they will come and take out the headquarters, and you will still have to stay. Or it is necessary to write a refusal of inheritance to the relevant bodies - but for the sake of thirty points from a portion of the living space, for example, to refuse - it is somehow strange. Legal illiteracy is striking.

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