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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5636
 23.05.2008
The chairman burned the shoe. Grit hopes to do the position "anal sales manager". especially for working with customers. =)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5635
 22.05.2008
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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5634
 22.05.2008
He: What is evil?

She: Yeah, I know

He: What if I ask him?

It is not on the network.

He: And my know, but the shit is silent!

She is... sick.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5633
 22.05.2008
Vika: Well, the movie was so terrible that I thought I would describe it, but it passed...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5632
 22.05.2008
The xxx:
My friend writes)

A French woman comes to me.
Meeting with Ashley
Asking for money on the phone.
Judging by number - Megaphone Udmurtia

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5631
 22.05.2008
XXX is
It is certain. If you want to make God laugh, make a plan.
YYYY
If you want to make yourself laugh, make him laugh.
XXX is
If you want to make a friend laugh, share.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5630
 22.05.2008
What is this church?
Irene, what are you? This is the Kremlin.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5629
 22.05.2008
XXXX: What is the power, Anko?
YYYY In the word power, brother!
XXX is chasing.
YYYY well, here’s the difference: Peopleood! need a cat?
or
Help a small homeless miracle to find new owners! The sweet helpless creature disappears in the dirty entrance, does not eat for weeks, sleeps on the cold concrete of the gray steps, complainingly looks at everyone who passes by and complainingly mourns after the man leaving! Do not let the abyss, fall, die to the little abandoned to the will of fate creation! Take care of him and he will respond to you with warmth, affection, love and tenderness!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I go eat.

............................

XXXX: Generally speaking, you are right, the word is power.
Mom burned your carpet and now a rescue team, reinforced by your sister, is going to help your cat. And I was called an insensitive shit because of you.
YYYY : the blue! What a cat! I wrote so simply! As an example!!! to
XXXX: This is my explanation)))) I have warned you!
YYYY : Scouco!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5628
 22.05.2008
I’m going to Moscow on a bus and I’ve gotten a good job. On television show like always a crazy interesting film... the whole people are sleeping. I dig into the phone and see that sometimes bubbles fly through the passage... I think finally who has the entertainment appeared. I turn back - and there is a young man sitting with a beard, dumb looking forward and throwing bubbles out of his mouth. :-)


In my laughter, I made him a bit upset. :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5627
 22.05.2008
Did you sell the car?
Folomeev: Agha
Engineer: for how much?
Folomeev: for the gift
Engineer: I am serious.
Folomeev: sister's husband gave through barter
Engineer: barter what?
Folomeev: he takes his sister, I give the car.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5626
 22.05.2008
LK: In vain you say that we may have nothing to do with you... We will always find adventures for ourselves (and with whom else to talk about eternity, if not with you?!)...

NB: Oh my dear. How warm the soul these words - ass, piss and eternal...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5625
 22.05.2008
Nasty: By the way, I have started monthly!! to
Prof: Dear Anastasia Pavlovna This is, of course, very valuable information, but I urgently need a draft contract for Svetlogorsk.
Nasty : Oh! Sorry please! It is not you!!! to
Proff: You can make a contract in reverse or in verbal form.
Sorry, I can’t stand up :)
Nasty changed status to N/A ("A lot of work.")
Proff: ))) And you won’t get anything by talking ))))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5624
 22.05.2008
In order for Agly fans to be comfortable in the Russian capital, they were given special monuments. There are some advice on how to behave in Moscow.

For example, if you decide to drink, be careful, in many bars there are pocket thieves. Alcohol and drugs are not recommended on the Red Square. Also, don’t give money to the police, even if they ask for it.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5623
 22.05.2008
Yoj: I saw the eyes of scared Chelsea fans in the subway today)))))
They were brought into the wagon.
There is a bull and a aunt with a bunch of children and a dog.
Tagged with: or, or
It’s a good day to die, it’s a good day to die.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №5622
 22.05.2008
Dad wanted a boy to be born, and I was born.
He bought a tank.
He was very happy while I was playing with him during the day.
And when I wrapped him in a cloth in the evening and put him to sleep, he accepted that he had a daughter :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5621
 22.05.2008
Conversation by phone with a friend:
He is: Great! Give us your entry code.
I: Are you next door?
He is: Yes
I: turn, cross the road, get on the green shell. The sun?
He is: Yes
I want to jump :)
He: Well, you are sitting on the benches?
I: I am not at work, just do them :-)
He is: scyuakaa!!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5620
 22.05.2008
When the pioneer goes to the cinema,
He doesn’t watch porn.
The sound and sound of the mountain.
It doesn’t change to shit.

Defense against the enemy of the country
The pioneer comes out with the machine.
Pioneers to the Fatherland
And the fucking guys.

Everyone knows the pioneer
On a burnt neck.
The pioneer is coming and Niibet!
He may be late for an idea.

Churca, Blackjack and Chucksmoke
Pioneers as brothers
Pioneer – Soviet man
Polite and clever – niibaca!

I love the silence of the library.
The Pioneer. and the gym,
He travels to the sea to Crimea, to his native Ark,
If, for example, the school is out.

Answer the question, wisdom.
After reading about the manners:
I know why you, my brother,
Will pioneers ever be accepted?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5619
 22.05.2008
Here I wander through the apartments of my friends until I picked up a new one.
You have a happy life...
It’s fun for you, but not for my cat.
Do you have a cat???! to
1: These are the words that friends meet on the threshold of their apartment.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5618
 22.05.2008
How much does it cost to close a session?
Example of 40K
How much does the kidney cost?? to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5617
 22.05.2008
We were told at work today about the release of radiation into the atmosphere. I don’t know where the information came from, but there are four sources. For prevention we drank: 1 glass of milk and 4 drops of iodine. There will be no excess. If possible, do not let children out.

“And I’m sitting down and wondering why the idiots who were treated with iodine were so often brought to our hospital. Here is where the dog has gone.

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