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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30215
 18.05.2010
Excellent list of complaints in the store:
It’s hot, even without clothes.! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30214
 18.05.2010
(Describe a person by the letters of his name)
Tamara: The Youngest Best Clear
Talented Aggressive Wise Aggressive Aggressive Aggressive. You have so much aggression.)
Tamara: Jurassic Lazarus Cage

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30213
 18.05.2010
If the tech support worked everywhere like the company...
Well, imagine: you buy a straw, and there the straw of some hose is not twisted. You call tech support, leave a request, you are told "wait for a service pack". Then
Going to the factory, you get a service pack: a screw and two hooks. You put it, that is, you put it. Everyone who buys a kamaz after you will get a bag with it "service pack 1". And whoever is lucky and the hood will be twisted, the body will be proudly decorated with the inscription "with an integrated service pack".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30212
 18.05.2010
Today at a driving class, a nurse asks: "Who knows what clinical death is"
The voice from the back: “I know, I’ve watched all of House’s series!”

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №30211
 18.05.2010
Announcement at the entrance:
No where to go tonight?
Tired of playing in the same clubs?
Buy a garage!!24 square meters (6*4) of unforgettable atmosphere for chill-out parties and outer-paths, with viewing and vegetable underground.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №30210
 18.05.2010
Are you sitting in the monitor?
Go now and make a backpacker! Make a backpacker, fuck!
All you get to - mail bases, file server, site, 1C, hell with the devil.
No standard means - click somewhere hard and copy it. Do not regret time.
A timely backup is the key to success.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30209
 18.05.2010
The xxx:
From the news of the attack on the military unit: "The criminals acted like real professionals-commandos: with one rush they pulled out the cable from the socket and thus destroyed the entire video surveillance system of the military unit.

YYYY :
writer, I have a one-year-old child also commandos - all the ropes from the ropes pulled up

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №30208
 18.05.2010
Exercise with cats. The Pavlov Dog

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30207
 18.05.2010
He wanted his parents to give him a pillow.
XXX: But they gave me a bicycle.
All night he cried his face in the pedal.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30206
 18.05.2010
XHHH: My dreamed dreams are dreaming.
I pass through some gates, and there is an inscription on them:
"Entry into the territory of the Party of Evil strictly on cookies."
I knocked on the pockets – no liver – I went on.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30205
 18.05.2010
She: thanks
He is sorry. As a thank you, you can write a reference on any of the following topics:
Artificial neural networks: features of construction and functioning
Overview of modern digital computing systems
Petry Network
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30204
 18.05.2010
My friend wrote a lecture on the foundations of the law what kind of work, it said there is no point in studying this subject for the reason that the state will smash you anyway, hello a couple of examples (about blue caterpillars, miners and other buggy "UG"), she put him in charge, while working in the organs as an investigator. Fuck, where are we going?! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30203
 18.05.2010
Stan_Marsh (20:54:01 17/05/2010)
I decided her! I thought for three years!

Stan_Marsh (20:54:17 17/05/2010)
I drawn a reducer and it shattered me.

Stan_Marsh (20:54:40 17/05/2010)
Remember the challenge of how to find the volume of a brick by making one measurement?

kamaz (20:55:01 17/05/2010)
and OGA

Stan_Marsh (20:56:40 17/05/2010)
1) Take the ambulance and measure one side
2) search for guests in Google for construction bricks
3) by the results of one measurement, we determine the type of brick, look at the rest of the dimensions, multiply...
4) The amount!

kamaz (20:56:52 17/05/2010)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30202
 18.05.2010
How long do you need to be a fool?
(a) Do not wear a rubber
b) Do not think to push
c) go crazy on a forum dedicated to WoW to ask "Values WHAT TO DO";

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30201
 18.05.2010
DEJLbFUH (19:10:15 17/05/2010)
And this is the conversation from the life of two ments (I personally attended):
"Bla, there my ex was dragged to some house, drunk, fucked, cell phone taken and pushed out. We went and covered them behind the cell phone. Theft is a serious case."

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30200
 18.05.2010
(xxx) She buys a fresh grain bread, breaks it with her hands along, puts a raw peanut there, slightly salts, and, whirling, hangs... This horse is unrealistically exciting, but...
In short, I am afraid of her.

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30199
 18.05.2010
My cat does not climb the tables, but on the other day, she burned it, as she sits on the table and with glowing eyes tires candy from the vase.

Then she brings them to us like a dog... at night... and at the same time cries loudly... Mom didn’t stand and hid a candy...
Tonight we went to tea bags.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30198
 18.05.2010
Go the sheep of divorce!
Yyy: for sex or for wool?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30197
 18.05.2010
KCK
Are you in the car?

ch ch ch
lf

ch ch ch
No is

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №30196
 18.05.2010
A couple from the United States adopted a Russian boy from Chelyabinsk. They decided to call him Chuck.

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