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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16856
 30.05.2009
Dang (22:55:49 27/05/2009)
Pricked

Dang (22:55:53 27/05/2009)
I sit in the office.

Dang (22:55:58 27/05/2009)
Listening to Classics

Dang (22:56:00 27/05/2009)
one

Dang (22:56:03 27/05/2009)
Here is just

Dang (22:56:07 27/05/2009)
Such a peaceful

Dang (22:56:33 27/05/2009)
A mouse falls on me from the ceiling!!! The Gray Mouse! Falling on the table before Ebola, right on hand

Dang (22:56:40 27/05/2009)
I appear to have stunned.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16855
 30.05.2009
From the series "only in our country" - in Kiev yesterday clashed two TRAMWAYS!!! to

[ + -13 - ] Comment quote №16854
 29.05.2009
The cat, the sock, yesterday scratched my branded South Park bag... Cartman didn’t touch it, but Kenny scratched it all over. The call!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16853
 29.05.2009
Bas, from the entertainment portal smoothly grew into a massive anonymous group of people with complexes.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16852
 29.05.2009
I made the soup myself and he didn’t like it.
Tagged with ><
What is the soup? why not?
XXX is OK! Spinach, cabbage, basil and water... I don’t know what he likes.
Where is the meat?
XXX: What else meat
Where is the meat, the salt?
Salt and meat are evil.
YYY: T_T

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16851
 29.05.2009
He had sex with his girlfriend, suddenly knocked on the door... asked to throw something out of his clothes...
WOW: And what then?
I didn’t think she’d throw my whistle on me...

c) RC

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16850
 29.05.2009
In the forum the topic about women's shooting of men in men's toilets:
and youth:
I painted another picture:
We are, therefore, sitting with my future chosen one on neighboring thrones somewhere in the high-spiritual establishment of the al-la theatre. As far as we can. By smell or by sounds, I decide that the neighbor is clearly suitable for my breeding and I decide to please him with my phone number, for which I pull out a sheet from a notebook for recording males, draw hearts there and write properly promised numbers. Then I squeam the sheet in a slit under the wall that separates our cabinets. A rough man’s voice is heard – “Thank you, friend!” and with gratitude he wipes his ass with this piece of paper.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16849
 29.05.2009
I once told a friend how long ago, in Soviet times, he was fined by a police officer for crossing the street near the zebra. He began to get angry:
I was just a meter from the transit.
“Try crossing the river a metre from the bridge, and then we’ll talk.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16848
 29.05.2009
14 and 13:
Hey, fucking... we’re sorry for this topic, two toilets on the floor... well that’s clear. Three months ago the director was a man, and therefore, see, in the male toilet was a euro-repair.. since the month we have a director - a woman.. thankfully I come out of the "female", the cleaner changes the tables "M" "J" places with the words: "All... power changed"))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16847
 29.05.2009
Advertising on the website:
There is a possibility within the capital to approach any (except parking lots) place on the elevator, break the side glass of the car you ordered, and pour into the salon through the pipe 200 liters of dirt pumped from the sewage. All work 2-3 minutes (controlled) The cost is $1500.
After the procedure, the machine is not subject to restoration."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16846
 29.05.2009
When the administrator faces a really serious problem, against which the drum does not help, he calls on friends-admin, who, in addition to the drum, play on other musical instruments. This is how a metal group is born.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16845
 29.05.2009
Search in Yandex:
How to surrender EEG?
Who invented EEG?
Where does Fursenko live?
Buying a sniper rifle

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16844
 29.05.2009
and ppc!I woke up from the wild rainbow!! to
In the words of my brother:
I woke up, I didn’t touch anyone, suddenly music
begins wildly screaming at the neighbor from below (proger or admin [hz]).
10 minutes, then such a loud voice in the microphone "MU-HA-HA-HA(in the style of Dr. Zlo),
Don’t turn on the electricity again, I’ll start singing again! I have 3 uninterrupted ones!and "

In 5 minutes...
"The same"

~Ulitko ~

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16843
 28.05.2009
<Range> I’m going to give a puppy. Cage and other bonuses. If anyone is interested in
<coulthard> is free of charge?
<Range> free of charge
<coulthard> is he not fucking?
<Range> is wavey

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16842
 28.05.2009
I believe that there is no God... and he is avenging me for it... :-)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16841
 28.05.2009
I sit at home, in a soft, warm, cozy sweater and socks (which he did not say), I drink Chianti, eat cakes and think, "what am I, shit, a fool, if I am most pleased with a video card?"
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stupidly! Put it in the ZAGS before it’s ripped!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16840
 28.05.2009
XXX: What does NYPD mean?
yyy: GUD of the city of Nuremberg

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16839
 28.05.2009
Depeche Mode
My grandmother sent me a sausage.
Vadiana
xDD
Depeche Mode
OO and Stevel)
Depeche Mode
Yeshua and Cucumbers
Depeche Mode
Packing Tea "May" and Vitamin Revit...
Depeche Mode
The Piraeus
Depeche Mode
Bank of Nescafé.
Vadiana
I would like to =(
Depeche Mode
to cry!
Depeche Mode
She sent me another packet of Gandons!
Vadiana
O_O
Depeche Mode
in the conversion)
Depeche Mode
On the envelope is written "Baby’s Order"))))))))
Vadiana
Fuck the fire.
Depeche Mode
It is nickname))

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №16838
 28.05.2009
My cat and I have mutual hatred. Yesterday I went to wash, put a carpet near the bathroom, so as not to go out on a cold plate afterwards. I sit in the bathroom, looking from the gap under the door, the leg rises, releases the nails and pulls out the carpet through the gap. Not a shit, right?? to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №16837
 28.05.2009
Teacher at the lecture: "I understand, of course, that all the work you download from the Internet, I also understand that students at 5th grade try to position themselves as a specialist, but when the girl brought me a lecture beginning with the words "As I already mentioned in the first chapter of my monography"...

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