XXX: May English from trouble
Yyy: from misery and sorrow

Maybe he doesn’t know why to apologize.

YYY: He has to apologize all the time. Because he was wise. You can start your day with it and you won’t be mistaken.

How did you have to get drunk to forget that we have another 10 liters of beer?

I work as an admin in a large company. After the breakup, I climb the stairs to myself and from the side of the dining room a waitress joins me. Everything is as it is supposed: in a white shirt, in his right hand carries a dish, covered with a lid, from which the divine smell comes out. We climb to the second floor and, to my surprise, passes past the general director’s office and rushes to our room. I follow him and hear:
A: Dear Eugene, accept this humble gift from us as a gift.
E: Oh thank you.
A: Now, please see what happens with our computer!
Who could have thought... )

In the United States there is a lake called Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagunamaugg.

God do not let it happen.)

I go into one entrance and see my grandmother cleaning up pulling out of mailboxes leaflets with advertisements... Anti-spam thought here I...

If Mikhalkov does not allocate money, he will stop allocating films

T.Jaga: wow wow wow wow wow!
Barbara Streisand is?
T.Jaga: No, it’s my leg about the closet fucking :D

The cats in their tattoos love to fuck...Erunda is...
You have not yet seen the abilities of rabbits... Only a circular description in the jump of what is worth... And when the "description" ends, they move to throwing "balls" from the turn...
Which other animal prefers to relax in the summer? and targeted...

Ohhhhhh Today I saw a man in a T-shirt with the inscription “sex instructor.” The first class is free". He did not go alone, but with a pregnant girl.
YYYYY Successfully enrolled in the first lesson.

May the mass multiplied by the first derivative speed in time be with me!

I love Lurkmore - only there can you start reading about the controversy about the origin of the Egyptian pyramids and end with articles about the darkness of House-2 and the classification of prostitutes.

I mean, am I really the only one? Have you agreed anything today?

Now the topic was, still funny.

I sit at home, the perforator is straight right next to the whirling rage, I scream "Pidarasis is enough to drill" he so once touched what drilled, I "Yes, you"hear in response "I am a Pidaras"

In front of the EGE of computer science in the morning told the ancestors to mock me... He returned home, no one talks to me and it seems even the cat looks somehow strange. To the question "What happened?", my mother replied "I grew up, this is what".

It turned out that instead of just rubbing all my bones, I was washed...

Found on the website with reviews about mobile phones.

Q: What is the problem with the phone?

A: The rack fell into the toilet and, not noticing this, struck him a bunch.

n1tro: I am a whiche. My cell phone calls, I take it. Hello to GRU.
From there: "Hello, and who are you?"
voice: "Hello bone, I need Andrew, is it you?"

The son of friends (3 years) stated that he would not go to the swimming pool with his mother anymore. I saw in the dressing room that she has "the front also pop, only a small"

My husband and I had a quarrel from the evening, today I went to take a bath, and since there is no hot water - we use a water heater (accumulative, i.e. water heater). He poured out hot water and waited until it was heated again... He poured out, lay down, cried, and asked, “What are you doing?” he said, “Take a cup of boiling water into the bath so that the water will be hot.”
I look at him thoughtfully and think: Did I really forget what I offended, was he such a brave man?? to

The main thing is that this truth is non-obsessive.
One of my acquaintances bought a vibrator and unobtrusively took it out of the blankets during sex and gently began to insert her husband into the anus.
Seriously
My husband was almost impotent.