The burning:
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You know, go to us with such requests. I can fix everything myself and I can cook anything myself. And I can also teenage myself... And I don’t see any reason to have a personal sick brainstorm.
I only hear "What about family and children?". Find a family and find children. I am a reasonable person, and it is unreasonable to have children in this country, and I have no money to move to another country (so it turned out that I am not a thief).
Thanks for the removal, Karl.
and...
Relax now bro. I agree with you 100%, you shouldn’t multiply. And ruining a girl’s life by living with her, too.
So, move on, with a clear conscience, "wise".

It is a strange time when a married lover travels with his wife for a mistress. And these two fools pretend that everything is okay.
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There would be at least one fool among them - there would be a circus, whisper and attempts to get stuck in the hair from this event. But these two seem to be smarter than the understood)))

Relatives are different. I learned that my grandmother was praying that I would never get married. I’m 25 and I’m the smartest. I am a saint, what kind of shit is that? OOO

As a familiar tractorist said about drugs - you can harm anything, even vodka.

I called the girl.
She’s a kid again? (The primaryDelivery of food)
It is not so interesting =(
You know everything =(
It is: OK
What kind of girl is this???? to
I’m going to get rid of all these fucking things right now!!! to
I’ll show you the girl!!! to
She: So is it better?

The perverted:
Do not speak for everyone. A man should not like a pregnant woman. This is a natural mechanism so that the male does not climb to the pregnant female. ......
This is the case....

The natural mechanism is called "flow" and is quite specific. So if you, don't give god, attracted to a woman who has not yet begun to clearly express a willingness to mate, take characteristic poses and spread a specific smell around yourself - welcome to the perverse :)

Do not step:
Do you think only of bed categories? You do not want to take a step. A step from you.

What other options are there? The woman simplified the possible to two words. In her case, shortness is the sister of talent. A step towards friendship you will hardly want to do.

by taffy729:

When you see someone
He created a sad shit.
Make fun shit.
To maintain balance in the world

My sister went to Yisk on a business trip. Sharing the impressions:
The boys are fun here. The shoulder is immediately straightened, the head is lifted up... today another such picture is going, he is under two meters, and here as if he is trying to appear even higher... such a smile – a reaction like a flower that has been poured. They blossom, they glow, they glow like sunflower. .. >.<

It is such.

They will raise the price of the subway to 500 rubles per trip, and then say that the subway is not in demand and some lines need to be closed for unnecessity.

Now this, as strange as it may be, is happening in the depths with the electricity of the suburban communication.

Take our cowboys. First, they removed the early morning and evening electric cars (HSCs, the most popular among workers and students), but left virtually all day cars (which on weekdays go in the literal sense empty), reduced the number of cars from 6 to 4, hit the price for the zone to 18-20 rubles (from Minvod to Kislovodsk there were 7 zones), and then after the scandal returned the cancelled electric cars, but introduced an off-road fee with even more horse price, and now Pyatigorsk-Kislovodsk in one direction costs 94 rubles with copies.
This is the same thing....
I live in Kazan - I will sign under every letter of the message from MinVod.
Same with us.
But we build a high-speed highway, we take away houses and landscapes (practically without reimbursement), we fill the Volga (we breathe in the sense).
But on electricity, we will save!
All are good!

I am looking for a monitor in an online store.
The only recall:

Very good monitor, I will not list the characteristics for me quite enough, I will stop on strength, twice hit it with the fist in the center, killed the current one pixel and then because the ring was,strong!!and "

Control in the head:
"13 people found this review helpful"

When our second and third were born, we also started to ride to Mega to wander in silence.

It is not as difficult to stand for yourself as not to sit for others.

Oligarch cat (an old veterinarian's story)

Once upon a time a very wealthy couple came to me. They just don’t come from the street. Prior to the call was from my senior supervisor, that, say, very important and necessary people will bring the cat for examination and treatment. And, say, you have to take it properly.
Well, they came, get out of a portable cage of fattened and lazy cat, and on the table they put the history of the disease of three centimeters thick. He heard the long and excited story of the hostess that the cat has lost interest in life and all that... Meanwhile, the cat lives in his own apartments, the size of my apartment, he has his own servant, and needs in nothing knows. They hit the alarm. When he began to give up the pastels from the goat’s liver.
I immediately pushed the history of illness aside, and whispered to the owner that he would send his wife out of the office. When he asked his husband to bring something from the car, he advised him to send her for three or four weeks to some Caribbean. During this time, the animal can be healed.
Will call soon. He reports that his wife has fled, and he is ready to bring a cat.
“The cat,” I replied, “is not necessary. Come by yourself.”
He comes. I explain to him that the cat should not be fed for a week at all. Only water to infuse. Then buy a piece of six laboratory mice (the bird was still in Moscow in the old place), put it in a cage in his room, and when he shows interest, open the cage.
A couple of weeks later, she calls and reports that the cat has recovered completely. He runs around apartments, catches mice, plays, demands a cat.
Two months later, I accidentally found out that the hostess who had returned from the islands had the harassment of her pet, and she had divorced her husband.

What is the general experience of work by specialty?
I am in charge of the job of a cleaner.
Why did you decide to clean the toilet?

How hard you all live: someone is always wrong on the Internet.

"Father of two lovely children"
Interestingly, someone wrote something like “Father of two ugly, ugly, left-wing children.”

and nearby:

Q: Would you fuck your pregnant wife? Would you at least get up on her? Somehow I am very doubtful. A bunch of male betrayal occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives. What does not prevent, by the way, to properly take care of the wife, and at the end of her pregnancy to return to normal sexual life with her.
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This is your private case. Most men, statistically, on the contrary, consider a woman only good during pregnancy and their attraction to her increases.
Although your case is not unique, yes, but a minority.

They will raise the price of the subway to 500 rubles per trip, and then say that the subway is not in demand and some lines need to be closed for unnecessity.

Now this, as strange as it may be, is happening in the depths with the electricity of the suburban communication.

Take our cowboys. First, they removed the early morning and evening electric cars (HSCs, the most popular among workers and students), but left virtually all day cars (which on weekdays go in the literal sense empty), reduced the number of cars from 6 to 4, hit the price for the zone to 18-20 rubles (from Minvod to Kislovodsk there were 7 zones), and then after the scandal returned the cancelled electric cars, but introduced an off-road fee with even more horse price, and now Pyatigorsk-Kislovodsk in one direction costs 94 rubles with copies.

Dear Comrade, Father, Husband and Who Are You There? We’ve already figured out that you like to fuck pregnant women. And the stomach is beautiful and does not hurt at all. Why call yourself a majority?
Better leave the phone, I will send pregnant friends to you.

The guy. Do you really feel so upset when it turns out that you are not in the midst of a large crowd of like-minded people? Or just the brain lacks to understand that people can think and feel somehow differently, and that’s not uncommon? And at the expense of "pregnant friends to send" - it's you, my brother, just a fool, forgive the truth. Young and stupid, and even a fool. It is no longer treated.