Before, if the series became boring, I just stopped watching it. Well-known people explained that this is categorically not possible. It turned out, you need to continue to watch each series, and then say in the forums that the series had to be closed three years ago.

An old comrade came to me a day ago - they studied together in the institute (he is a dentist, I am a gynecologist), brought his girlfriend. It hurts, look at it. I looked, healed, and prescribed therapy. As he leaves, he sweeps money into my pocket with the words: “Work must be paid. “Don’t take it, I’ll be offended.” Okay well. I looked at something. I’ll buy some superhero kids there!! The clock as promised.

I come home at 8 p.m. The wife says that her son (6 years old) has an ear pain. Well he has an actor of small and large theaters, so I did not immediately believe (there were precedents). At 12 o’clock, he believed – oreth, holds his ear. We get into the car and go to the hospital. An old doctor came out to us (we obviously woke him up). I looked at my son, Otis. He prescribed treatment. I put something in his pocket with the words: “I am a doctor. Work must be paid. Do not take it, I will be offended.”

I went to the pharmacy. They bought medicines. Half an hour later, my ear passed and I fell asleep.

The next day I call a friend of the dentist to ask if he knows such a doctor-laurel (name paternity). How good is a specialist? The ear to the teeth is closer than the ear to the teeth. He says that of course he knows. A few days ago, this doctor treated his tooth, our man who understands. I thanked. For the blatant seal, he put a piece with the words: “I understand everyone, we are colleagues, and so on. But I insist that work must be paid. Do not take it, I will be offended.”

...
Someone fucking doesn't clean (dirt under the toilet is it, it's native), someone ticks the tapes in the laundry along with the clothes.

Don’t talk about it right away.)
A circular slide of the toilet + (hard water + rugged water) = dirt under the bottom.
It is formed permanently, to remove...

You have noticed how much you are offended by the people who fell into the pit they dug.

for you?

<zhivaz>: Stop smoking! Stop smoking and chew up, shit! Remove the excise tax! Live up to 99 years and destroy the PFR! Gif Gif

Toughened Ipr.

HZ, I’m sitting until the last time, at least in the plane, at least in Sappana. One day, even asleep, the cute stewardesses did not want to wake up until the last. The most fat, when the bus goes to the station on the field - everyone, jumping across each other, get stuck in it, and then wait for me to get out))

SergKz: And for the film "The Battle of Waterloo" was spent even ten times more in terms of inflation than for the battle itself. and?
You can still remember the Hollywood film budgets and the NASA budget.

Kotohod: Well sometimes it’s a matter of reimbursement if anything.

SergKz: The battle paid off KMK.

No one is watching you.
Your life is boring.
There will be no reward for your head.
You do not interfere with the system.
Your ideas will not be stolen, no one needs them.
Your freedom is not compromised, you just do not use it.

The car that crashed the pillar.
The columns appeared suddenly.
“Don’t say... the infections grow like weeds after the rain.
Crossing the road, fucks, in the wrong places
Even under the wheels are wild creatures.
Alcoholic Drinkers – 8

Something worried about Johnny Depp. I’t have to read his necrolog this year. :)

BBB: His wife is a bitch

Ccc: For Amber fans, it’s the opposite. Johnny is an old goat.

DDD: Together they are the perfect couple.

Today I received an SMS from the bank about the late payment of the loan.
I answered "There is no money! But you stay there!"

Lord Kelvin: But I wonder, can a light sword be considered a light bulb?

How legitimate is this and will I still be fooled?

The Soviet synthesizer was used for the recording of the soundtrack DOOM.

In Soviet Russia, Doom is playing you.

The more the state cares about us, the more the people are concerned.

I stood next to the club and a couple came out. He is a slope of a metre under two, all in gold, on pants, in sunglasses (it's at 2 o'clock at night). She is a fifa in fear and with lips on half the face. The straw approaches the flower, begins to pull flowers. A smoking boy approaches him:
I’t touch those flowers.
The bread is broken, you are not asked.
But...
Dry up, he said!! to
–...
Zhlob pulls a huge grasp of his passion, and with enthusiasm whispers something like “You are so romantic!!!” and bury in the flowers with their destruction. Then he turns to the boy:
You don’t understand romanticism. Do not lie down! The flowers are sorry!! to
- No, I just tried to say that there is constantly being removed from the doorstep...

In the pharmacy:
My husband has problems with erection. Do you have any pills?
This is a great tool!
These are the pills for weight loss.
- You drink these pills and your husband gradually improves erection!

The unrespectful rush from 20450. In a plane, the toilet should never be closed for an hour before landing. This is not a train from which everyone runs on the rails. Everything is hermetic on the plane. You can go there while waiting for an invitation. could have. If someone like you did not deliberately block the passage.
And as for the luggage shelf, I have never encountered a situation that someone did not have enough space there. In the extreme case, call the stewardess, and she will find a place for you, even if not above your head. Although not, then you will not be able to get your luggage in the first 20 seconds after landing. Because again your friends have already blocked the passages.

Where are all the old comic books? Why do comics only appear from Lin?

Hello, how did the date go?
YYY: It was, more precisely, a very unexpected pitch...
XXX: What is it? She said she was an athlete, a beautiful woman. We also communicated via Skype with video.
YYY : Heh Smart, fun – really great! Beautiful is unrealistic. But here the athlete... On Skype, only the face was visible.
XXX: Is it fat?
YYY: the opposite.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: She turned out to be hard-working in bodybuilding and powerlifting. It should have been seen! Her shoulders are wider than mine, her hands thicker than my leg, with a thin waist and a gorgeous buttock. And all this relief like the bodybuilders, the press cubes even through the dress were visible!
XXX: Have you said goodbye?
YYY: It is not. First, she is really cool. Second, she kissed almost my soul and said after that that with her strength can do something that guys can not even dream of ;-)