xxx: The daughter was somehow confused by the dilemma about the Chinese and the train (there is a train in it 💯 Chinese, and some hernia with the rails - it's about to crash. But next to you is a Chinese, and if you push him under the train, the crash will not happen. Your actions?

She replied – I’d better myself under 🚆 I’t be able to kill a person.

Here I was confused.



Chinese on the train? Then you can somehow get this one to the others on the train and in the crash! Sorry, I just worked with Chinese tourists.

xxx: Fuck, and I don't like anyone to see if I'm crying - because I'm turning into some kind of fucking shit, objectively. With a swollen face and algae eyes, like a Chinese bitten by bees.



YYY: Everything is subjective. For yourself, you are a "dirty shit", and for someone, a "sweet, swollen face with mysterious eyes"



and ZZZ:

@ by

She stores a photo with a blurred face

@ by

You: No, this is a murder.

Pops are a gathering of offenders. Being none in the distribution system, they are for your blood today, promising warm places in Heaven, but then.

There are things that can only happen in Israel.
Dialogue at the central car station between mother and son. She probably carried him. My son is a soldier in shape. It seems to serve no more than half a year. The conversation was in Hebrew. I will try to translate.
Mother :
Did you put everything in your bag?
Yes to Mom.
Shoes and cowards?
Yes, Mom
Additional charge from the phone?
Yes Mom, I took it.
Where is the second "root" from the machine?
In the bag.
Why is it in the bag? Remove and attach to the machine. And hang the machine over your head, not as you wear it on your shoulder. This is the M-16, not the Uzi. and overwhelm. It would be more convenient to shoot...if anything.
Oh well mom.
Not “Numay” to me. Remove the "root" and overweave the machine as appropriate. "My mother cried out with the commander's voice, so that even, I "like" and stood up exactly. My mom knows how to do it right!!! to
And, I don’t doubt for a moment that this mom knows how right!!! to
Stas Volsky

Two motorists are in the cabin of the train, one looking out the window and says:
All you, I’ll go to work.
The Nafiga?? to
Look at them. No matter how we travel, they smoke all the time and do nothing more. The dream job.
Well, said to be done, he retired from work, went on a road trip. There he was given a cuvalda, and he mashed her. The hour, the second, the third, the fourth... At the fifth he says:
When will we smoke, when will we smoke?
When the train goes, we all smoke.

xxx: I recently noticed that there are so many strange sounds in modern music that sometimes you have to reduce the volume to see if everything is okay with the engine or the suspension and whether this noise is spread from there.

I was singing in the church. A bunch of people, all already with candles lit, we are waiting for Daddy.

He appears and looks at everyone. Then he looks up and asks, “Is there anyone there?” Silence in response.

Then I realized that he was looking for a woman who would sing while singing (there was a balcony), but in itself it was symbolic.

Dialogue at the central car station between mother and son. She probably carried him. My son is a soldier in shape. It seems to serve no more than half a year. The conversation was in Hebrew. I will try to translate.

Mother :

Did you put everything in your bag?

Yes to Mom.

Shoes and cowards?

Yes to Mom.

Additional charge from the phone?

Yes Mom, I took it.

Where is the second "root" from the machine?

In the bag.

Why is it in the bag? Remove and attach to the machine. And hang the machine over your head, not as you wear it on your shoulder. This is the M-16, not the Uzi. and overwhelm. It would be more convenient to shoot...if anything.

Oh well mom.

Not “Numay” to me. Remove the "root" and overweave the machine as appropriate. "My mother cried out with the commander's voice, so that even, I "like" and stood up exactly. My mom knows how – right!

And, I don’t doubt for a moment that this mom knows how right!

State Duma of the Russian Federation - an organization unfriendly to the Russian people

My husband has never seen me painted (I have my black eyelids and eyebrows, enough), maximum vaseline on my lips for gloss. On our wedding day, when I came home from the makeup artist, he didn’t recognize me stupidly.

Matvijenko wants to indicate the purchase price from the manufacturer on the products, saying this will show the price of the seller. The idea is stupid, and I have an alternative, let us indicate his salary and the amount of wealth when the official speaks. To understand why such an idiot is doing us.

How much the retirement age does not increase, and life expectancy dictates its own.

Oh wait! What is it behind you? I asked the shepherd. Valico looked, and his pants were broken, because he came down from the mountain. and said:
Look to the left. What do you see?
“The mountains,” replied the shepherd.
Look to the right, what do you see?
The mountains.
and up.
The Sun.
and down.
The river.
There is so much beauty around, and where do you look?

This is an episode from the movie “Mino”.

I want to remind you of one brilliant startup. You buried potatoes in the ground. You are waiting. In the autumn, the potatoes have grown.

The helplessness always rushes to power, because it has its own.

The golden hands

My friend is the father of a large family with all the consequent responsibilities. At the time of birth in circumcision - all in the family. Played with the younger in the kindergarten, failed to fall and as a result - broken front tooth (cutter). The next day - the presentation of the project, which depends on the promotion and further work. The dentist is on vacation. He calls me in trust and asking for help. Digging into the book, I take out the phone of a friend professor, I call, I ask and I agree with a few scripts (because the record is dense, and at his age there is rarely anyone who is ready to work overtime). The next day a friend calls - thanks, because they did perfectly (otherwise my professor does not know).
It is 5 (!) of years. Called by a friend of many children, Rhett.
Do you remember contacting my dentist 5 years ago?
It seemed like this.
I went to him yesterday. The tooth broke again. He did not recognize me immediately. I sit in a chair, open my mouth and he says:
and Maria! So come here. Look carefully! Can you see? I put this patient a "time" 5 years ago, for a couple of weeks, that after putting an implant, and he disappeared! The number is lost!
Do a good job after that – you’ll be totally ruined.

Palestine has surpassed Roscosmos by the number of missiles launched in the year.

Time really stops only when you turn the sand clock.

The younger daughter of five years of the family, whose duty from today (as a stage of adulthood and training to work) included cleaning the cat pot, left the business room, where the hygienic design was based, and:
and Dad! I cleaned everything.
“Smartness,” the man replied and gently smiled, secretly rejoicing in the responsibility and performance of the child.
Satisfied with the praise, the girl proudly shrugged her nose and thoughtfully closed the door into the room, cutting off the pet's way to his personal bathroom.
Why Why? - asked the father, not understanding what the cat to do in this case.
The child surprised. Honestly from the soul.
How do you not understand? He reminds me again!! to
The answer was picked for a long time...

When I was young, I was poor. And after years of hard, honest and diligent work, I am no longer young.