Q: Tell me what do you think about Subaru Forester?
WOW: Okay, I promised "Yes, I think of Subaru Forester!!and "

The Chechens are driving! Yesterday came the local administrator. It is worth a computer with a monitor, printer and ups. Ticks a finger in the system - of course, there is no result. The UPS must be enabled first. Then in the monitor is Nihua. He waits, thinks he may warm up and will show this devil-box. Not showing a chat. Then, for ten minutes, I examined the printer for the switch button. I found! The joy! It presses! Of course, there is no result.

HH: And what do you think? We changed the roof today. The Fifth! They hear it on their own. Good hands do so, but the rosette is not yet able to give up. And they never thought that if the outlet has already been fucking three times, then it is still working?

The ideal patriot is a citizen who does everything he needs.
The state does not need anything from the state.

The topic, of course, is broken, but...
I work in a bank. Despite the fact that the phone is intended for
specifically for customer consultation, God knows how to recognize phones
Different departments and...

Tell me, I have an overnight in your bank.
and overdraft

- Tell me, and if I take a loan in your bank for six months and repay through
6 is profitable?

- Girl, I heard in your bank there is such a service: I open with you
The bill, and you transfer money to me every month.
and I?
Specifically your bank. Can I connect this service?
More in detail please. (I wanted to know what it was,
and the very "connect") eventually turned out to mean the same
and overdraft. We transfer money to him, fucking.
- young man, this service is called in a different way - "to
The salary is not over.”

My wife is a credit expert. He addresses her
client for credit. When the talk came to the purpose of the loan, the man mourned,
But, in the end, he admitted that he wanted to buy a pony... well pony so
The Pony. Credit was given. Half a year later, another one comes to her.
The client makes a loan. The question of the purpose of the loan was also long held,
He then said he wanted to buy a motorcycle. My girlfriend says:
Why are you so embarrassed? We, out, people take loans on pony, not
As for the motorcycles.
The man became even more red and, ashamed, said:
In fact, I was...
A friend could only ask:
What about the pony?
I am so upset :(

Officer courses. The teacher asks:
- You have been ordered to deploy a field point of communication and install
An 8-meter antenna in the swamp area. at your disposal.
Communications officer and five officers. Your actions?
From the audience followed several proposals on engineering solutions,
with which you can place an antenna on the swamp.
The teacher nodded his head:
The wrong answers. You need to call the sergeant and say, “Sergeant,
Turn the field point here and install an 8-meter antenna.

The Red Devil (17:24:11 6/05/2009)
Bone – Did I do it badly? I will say

The Red Devil (17:24:21 6/05/2009)
As always, I listen to music loudly.
We are on the streets of the shorts... all in shorts and in t-shirts go... well caroche went into the bus.. sella... opposite is a man in shorts and such lying to me... well I read a figured and my eyes on his shorts... and his caroche eggs from the shores come out... and he does not see how the shorts so bended... and there would not be him on his ear to say quietly... I took and shouted: man... eggs will go off...
And then I understood what I said loudly because he was red...and the whole bus was rubbing.

This is not a hole! These are reversed policemen!

Evil creates heroism.

The Saratov region. The 90s. A farmer walks in the field. Suddenly landing
The helicopter. People with machine guns escape from the helicopter. Someone is fat.
A man in a suit approaches the farmer and asks, “Give me 10 centners of gold.”
“The hectare?” The man cried out: “10 ladies, 20 ladies, a tractor ladies, a house, a farm, all of them.
Take it, but don’t lose it.”
As it turned out later, it was the governor Ayatskov who made the flight of possessions. well
I decided, so to say, to find out how much farmers are willing to raise.
productivity of labor.

According to the results of the Moscow contest "Eurovision" chairman of the jury F.
Kirkorov will personally award the winners of the Diploma. In the printing already
They printed their forms, reflecting the singer's personal participation in the jury. Diplomas
They’ll be called “Filipines”.
by Mikhail Pobo

by Misha!
Your wife is named Irina, not Ksuša, not Kisa, not Maška, as it is written on your phone, which you forgot at home.
I have already scratched your clothes, screwdrivered the monitor, I am sitting now forging the buttons from the keyboard. I know you love to boast about your "stone" - I'll find out what it is and it'll come to fuck him too. Come home soon, I miss you.

XXX: Did you get married?
No one has offered me such beauty and wisdom!
YYY: I probably fuck up a lot :)

<chh> We had a mouse in the office. And here she was lucky to get in the eyes of the general director... At first, he wanted to throw a chair into her, stumbled, and the beast escaped into the gap beneath the door to the server room, the director grabs a tail from the fire shield to extinguish the fire (the big one) and runs after her. Poor children in the server room probably frightened: the door suddenly opens, the general runs, with a stunned face, with a big tail, and hears "Where is this pale mouse!!?"and "

I worked on public transportation today.
There was a cute girl in front of me. I decided to play a little with her. I noticed that she turned her gaze at me from time to time. I decided to look her in the eyes without any emotion. At first we just looked at each other. Then she became apparently nervous, embarrassed, smiling, and I stood and looked without possessions. At the end of the day, I received a mail and her mobile phone number.

The C Forum:
In this country in order to live normally in no case can get a higher education - otherwise the roof will eat from the mismatch of healthy ideas with realities in the rush.

xxx > All woven out of sunlight, from caress, affection and sweetness. The source of inspiration for the poet... and I, the fool, forgot the condoms.

What is the name of the sport, when do you jump from the roof?
and Suicide.
Wimbled©

According to motives:

Jyzi (09:10:32 24/08/2007)
The devil from 5 years behind the comp, and the current of the day understood that the pages of the mono scroll the gap 0_o
I’ve been 20 years old, and I’ve started to scratch. I also found out today.
So many of us?
Jyzi (09:10:57 24/08/2007)
I also found out what I know, oh.
Sergey (09:11:13 24/08/2007)
Same as!
Sergey (09:11:38 24/08/2007)
A shift, a gap in the reverse.
Drone
I’ve been sitting behind the compass for 10 years... I’m in Ah.E. O_O

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We are getting more and more!!:D

I call the girl I liked to invite her to walk with the "resulting" consequences:

Hi to you! Go for a walk today?
Hi, and who is it?
Did not know? I will be rich. This is Sasha
Sasha... a rich man? Send it!! to

South: My cat was very diligent in buriing the shit in the bowl when he wandered past the pot in the toilet. From the point of view of evolution, in 1000 years, cats will have to learn to lay the shit with tiles. And after another 1000 place the tile straight (by level) and get in color. By 4009, cats will surpass Moldova in development.