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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30195
 18.05.2010
Prep in chemistry in the inst - the frog is rare. He only counts for those who know, and according to him, only two people know about chemistry - he and Mendeleev. Only the uncle did not take into account that the main inventor had the name of Mendeleev...

[ + 60 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30194
 18.05.2010
From mail answers:

He grabbed me a bite of tulips on the bench, and I gave it to the mints. I did the right thing, right?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №30193
 18.05.2010
Physics Class 11:
It is not necessary to think that in any balance of bodies A with C and B with C, bodies A and B will necessarily be in balance. In general, it is never possible to assert in advance that the relations between A and C and B and C will necessarily be between A and B. So, if Cole loves Lena and Aloha loves Lena, then Cole and Aloha are not obliged to love each other.
I’ll say it at the exam.)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30192
 18.05.2010
Malvinas (20:37:23 29/04/2010)
Well I will start my pervert.

The Cowboy (20:37:32 29/04/2010)
I knew you would decide.

Malvinas (20:37:52 29/04/2010)
I slowly take off all your clothes; with my gentle tongue I begin to lick you from the top down from your chest to your penis.

The Dwarf Man (20:38:12 29/04/2010)
I finished

Malvinas (20:38:19 29/04/2010)
What?

The Dwarf Man (20:38:34 29/04/2010)
I finished, thank you, give a lighthouse, a shower on the left, a towel in the closet, 100 rubles on the box, do not forget to cover the door :)

Malvinas (20:39:11 29/04/2010)
Idiot go naked.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30191
 18.05.2010
- Advice weapons for self-defense please, something compact and powerful, preferably such that does not kill, does not cause damage, but completely paralyzes and disorients the enemy.
Hypnosis is

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30190
 18.05.2010
The forum. Discussion of AutoTuning.
John Doo: After all, when the splashers hang the spark, they say two cables are added! and :)
In the salon?
(17 May 2010, 17:08:34)

[ + 53 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30189
 18.05.2010
This is my diploma again. Fuck, you didn’t do me!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30188
 18.05.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The woman was roasted here.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
We stand in the store.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Two girls are coming.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
She loves her sisters.
I – why is this?
Because they are similar.
I am for whom?
Fuck the Rosemary!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30187
 18.05.2010
XX: Recommend a good book on time management
Yyy: E. Schwartz, "The Tale of Lost Time"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №30186
 18.05.2010
Good medicine is when diseases are feared more than doctors.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30185
 18.05.2010
The case was in the blessed nineties, when the covering of the economic subjects was not the militia, as it is now, but the most genuine bandits.
Having determined a small amount to be paid monthly, the guys found their market niche by offering security services (mostly from themselves). The money was small, the entrepreneurs did not want to argue, paid properly. The business went well, they even opened an office next to ours. We coexisted peacefully, everyone knew what they were doing, and it was easy to read on their faces and stickers.

Now imagine the faces of my colleagues, when one of our neighbors enters the office, quietly extending me a paper. I am reading:

“So so, write it down!”
The band writes.

“To capture the city, to destroy it.”
From his sight, it was clear that he could.

“Then accept Christianity and develop the atomic bomb.”
He continues to write.

"To earn 150 thousand gold and produce 5 thousand people"
That was what he was able to do.

“Thank you,” said the bandy and walked away.

It took a lot of time before colleagues came to themselves to ask what it was. Everything is very simple, AGE OF EMPIRES was not yet translated into Russian, and I knew a little English in the district.

The car, Krasnodar, Hello

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №30184
 18.05.2010
The slogan “Stop corruption” was recognized as extremist as calling for the violent overthrow of the existing regime.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30183
 18.05.2010
xxxxx 13:05:29
Let us tie? Take and not drink. And not smoking. Matt is not expressing. My grandmother drives over the road. And to sow eternal good wisdom.

yyyyyy 13:05:49
by Pizzo

xxxxx 13:07:14
Here I am amazed how one word can convey such a range of emotions and lifestyle.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30182
 18.05.2010
I go to my favorite clinic. And here she says:
Do you see the windows on the first floor without curtains?
Well?
This is the fluorography cabinet. You can look at the breasts.
O_O

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №30181
 18.05.2010
Why this injustice? You will put out a beautiful, cute photo and not a single comment...and how, fucking, I am a drunk SSU on the wires, so immediately - "and when was it?", "and who is there on the lantern?", "this T-shirt goes to you!"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №30180
 18.05.2010
Those who have taxis will understand me. "It is easier to cross than to bypass".

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30179
 18.05.2010
RankoR: I drank 2 liters of quinoa yesterday before bed for half an hour
RankoR: I then dreamed all night that I wanted to suck, I was looking for a toilet, but I couldn’t find it.
RankoR: I understood two things this morning
Ranked: 1 I did not dream that I wanted to suck.
The ranks: 2. Thank God I didn’t find a push in my dream.
Terab@!T: xD

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №30178
 18.05.2010
of good health.
I wanted to watch the video of the match Russia Denmark, and parental control
The law prohibits "pornography"
Did we play so badly?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №30177
 18.05.2010
If we put Windows on machines in the future, we are over. I feel better on foot.
Imagine - send a SMS to the number to earn the brake, before crossing 10 seconds. GIBDDs are checking the licensing of the software on board, the car is driving slowly because of the fact that there is Kaspersky, justifying investments in the most powerful engine, and the wild whispers of the cutting pigs if something is suspicious.

by securitylab

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30176
 18.05.2010
Friendship is when you arrive late for half an hour, knowing that no one will be offended, and you see that no one is there yet.
This is about me :)
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