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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47667
 19.05.2011
The daughter argued with her wife for about an hour and proved that she was already an adult and independent, and that she knew everything perfectly. Eventually knocking on the door, she ran out of the house. It does not take five minutes.
I forgot my cell phone. Do you know where my phone is?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47666
 19.05.2011
In the supermarket, there are two types in line, the front for the verstu, the red-eyed and the ugry. One bubbles something of the type: fucking, what his wife asked to buy... Here his phone ringed the melody of the song of Shnura with the words "give bananas, marijuana, sun give..." Such a hit, type a sure! I’ll come and go to the debris shop. The second humour followed him: Ivan, here the grass is not sold.

[ + 53 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47665
 19.05.2011
by 18.05.11

Alina: When food is finished in the refrigerator, there is always only garlic and lemon left. Garlic and lemon - amulets that drive food out of the refrigerator?
I usually have ice cream.
No, it is an amulet of ice cream!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №47664
 19.05.2011
XXX: Vermischel - a fig, but here is a milk soup with a pen and manna cabbage - it is a gesture.
I love milk, I love all the milk. Kefir, yogurt and dairy glands.

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47663
 19.05.2011
Why is the mother always responsible for somebody (grandmother, father, father, mother-in-law...)? Am I sitting alone in my ass?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №47662
 19.05.2011
Lack of human warmth? Throw more people into the oven!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47661
 19.05.2011
A friend calls today.
Wow, I have two good news. Stop fucking, fucking I am!! to
In a second:
Okay, one good news.

[ + 75 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47660
 19.05.2011
I get a letter with a tax notice that we owe them 3 rubles. The total cost of the letter is 19 rubles!!Nafiga is asking.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №47659
 19.05.2011
You are drunk!
Passenger: and you have eaten. Eat a lot at night.
Passenger: Oh, sorry, I didn’t want you... never!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47658
 19.05.2011
Rolf: Mua ha ha ha ha
Flynn: What
Rolf: Zhenya offered to give me a penalty if I wrote her a course in sociology
I asked what topic. The History of Feminism in Russia
Flynn: Agree and describe this case in the chapter “Male penis – the path to final feminization”

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47657
 19.05.2011
I feel like a terrible immoral creature. I feel very good.)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47656
 19.05.2011
A1ko: It’s terrible to wake up in Mexico in a bath full of ice with a paper with the text “Sorry, we took your kidney.” The session is normal, we are used to it.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47655
 19.05.2011
XX: Well, I just have no words! I am ugly!! to
xxx: I am not happy :(

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47654
 19.05.2011
AlexSashka: We have everything very simple, girls work until 17:00, and boys until 18:00, but there are people who drop out of work at 17:30.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47653
 19.05.2011
and embarrassed. About Belarus.
Spring... 2012...I began to eat pigeons.They are delicious and beneficial.The tree bark is suitable as a spice and tea cooking.I have long walked, learned a lot of new and interesting about my city and its architecture.On my birthday I slaughtered the palace.On the balcony it is boiled up with foods salty spiders.I seam my clothes.I learned how to wash my legs.I wash once a month, we light a fire in the yard and heat the water.A couple of times I managed to catch a fish.I cook a bowl and I become a ferment.The tea fungus is also good.We think with my wife to take a loan for two and buy a bicycle.The air in the city becomes cleaner, the rare cars surprise the devor.The city is empty.You I really want potatoes...The president says he eats potatoes every day, but my wife and I don’t believe, it sounds fairy-tale:potatoes every day.We look forward to the summer...Tarakans are not at home.The last one was eaten in September 2011.The mosquitoes are afraid to fly to us, our veins suck them through their own hobbot!The flying birds fly over my city only at the height of 12,000 meters,they are afraid below...the people are jumping!The frogs in the spring only crave sitting deep under the water!The rats have left the city forever!Today, the first time I opened the rope,they are like spaghetti (which even the elderly don’t remember)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №47652
 19.05.2011
I gave it yesterday, fucking. At the seminar with the lecturer did not match the task, but I was absolutely sure of my right. He asked the group’s answers and said, “And we are more!” and I didn’t think about it: “And the Germans were more!” and “How good that he’s a man with a sense of humor.”

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №47651
 19.05.2011
Let all the roadmen of Russia go to heaven... But they will be carried out from hell on all the roads they have ever built, having previously planted on the road. And if someone picks at least once, all the way from the beginning.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №47650
 19.05.2011
and Jake:
Once, my sister Lisa and I had to share one bed, because my parents’ friends were staying at home. At night, my penis got up, I hoped Lisa was asleep, but she turned to me. I thought she was going to say something now, but instead she kissed me and we had sex with her. For the last three years, I’ve been fucking with her every night.

by Anonymous:
Why did you write this here? to praise?

and Lisa:
and Jake! How could you? This is our secret!

The Father:
and Lisa? and Jake? My mom can read it!

Mother :
Lisa, why didn’t you tell me? I will go to you now, share this member with me)

The Grandfather:
You all seem disgusting to me!

The Grandmother:
All in you!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47649
 19.05.2011
Do we bring the cat?
No, we will bring the snake.
Fu, they are ugly!
Cats rub and scratch!
I want a cat! let’s call her Isadora, please Asya.
I don’t want a cat! the snake’s tongue is rugged.
Tagged: idiot
M: hysterical
We will take a child faster than an animal.
M: How did you say that?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47648
 19.05.2011
xxx: Today in the news said that the leaders of "Orehovsky" were detained.
yyy: almonds, peanuts and fountains?

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