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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64412
 20.05.2012
XXX is
I’m scared of Diablo... I probably won’t even start it.
XXX is
And I'm afraid that when I get rid of her, the beard will tick the heels))))
HHH
I am afraid of the cows...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64411
 20.05.2012
My daughter, three years old, with such a pleasant childish accent yesterday stated - "Yes, how dare you, daddy, blaspheme me, I'm right in my statements!" I took a cigarette, left the house, and said quietly - "blaspheme! What is it?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64410
 20.05.2012
by JJ

The post about how the author was given a cyclist, and he was in a disassembled form and he was tormented by collecting it.

XHH: You have not yet seen a garden house, which should be made of six cubes of unstranged boards. There was no manual attached to him. Only a tail.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64409
 20.05.2012
Former classmates are in contact:
"Ophigete, almost a year has passed. A little more, and we are no longer first-class..."
The first comment:
"... and the recruiters"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №64408
 20.05.2012
The Discovery Channel (USA)
“Chernobyl is a terrible and dangerous place. After all, from here only sixty miles to the border with Russia.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64407
 20.05.2012
He said, “I am forever confused.Yes, old age is no joy.
1 – Not modest
She: 2. cries but acknowledges it
Do you keep all these lists?? to
She: I was just joking [...]
No sense of humor

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64406
 20.05.2012
Figo from this house. I had to paint the door, I gathered in the morning, my mother said she didn’t need it, she wanted it herself. Going out on the turnik, she’s going to paint, "Oh, you’re in gloves, bring the bank". and donate. "Come to" I opened. "Take it out" and confused. Do you know who painted it?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №64405
 20.05.2012
Photography Competition "O
There is a house!", won the photo
General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs on the background of the three-storey
Cottage on the ruble.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64404
 19.05.2012
Today is the Night of Museums and the Champions League final. We will see which of the guys loves their girls more.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64403
 19.05.2012
Discussion of the cost of new Ukrainian high-speed trains
Anna Karenina: I will continue to drive buses.
Yojin of Bajin: God Himself told you

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №64402
 19.05.2012
xxx: if you call with friends of girls in the sauna and among them comes your ex - this will be shit
Fuck, it’s going to come XD

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64401
 19.05.2012
No guys, so what?I was engaged in sex in a doggy style with a little-known lady after a birthday, for a long time I could not understand what a strange sound, and then I still looked, and this fox olive eats!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №64400
 19.05.2012
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Congratulations to! We are in OPE! And deep there.

WOW :
A month as

and xxx:
No to! There is promotion!

and xxx:
In the depth...

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64399
 19.05.2012
I dreamed or I actually saw a couple of days ago on TV Internet Exsplrer advertisement under Dubstep?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64398
 19.05.2012
From the resume of the leading C++ developer on superjob:

I am not currently looking for work. I just boast ;)

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64397
 19.05.2012
a carpenter in Ukrainian - a conic or a squirrel, who tells you such nonsense about striptease?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64396
 19.05.2012
Laurana: I now in a semi-bred state came to mind the idea of a product - a hoodie for the male genital organ, with the ability to attach printed words to literally turn on x**" what you do not like. If it goes, you can start producing mini carousels, with several spaces to rotate.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №64395
 19.05.2012
X: How can you talk over 8 hours on the phone?
Y: ordinary thing) just when you want to
X: Whenever you want you can come and fuck.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64394
 19.05.2012
Fact 1: Diablo 3 is out
Fact 2: Canadians struck the Slovaks in HOKKEY WITH SHAYBOY (!)
The end of the world will not surprise anyone.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64393
 19.05.2012
The zoological paradox: about the bars on the neck, the jaguar in the garage and the tiger in the bed mostly dream of goats with chicken brains and the character of the suckle.

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