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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №5596
 22.05.2008
What happens to the cable if it overloads? (It is just interesting) :)

itl2044: First it will start to swell, then through small microcracks will begin to dissipate ions, if you do not cut the shell in time, there can be an explosion, it is especially dangerous if the wire is thrown by the pioneers on the facade of the building, past the gas highways, so the attentive chiefs of the JECs in any case do not give the pioneers the keys from the roofs, that they do not pull dangerous networks.
But you can't cut the cable in advance, otherwise the air can get there, and the ions will fall out just so, from this very strongly begins to lie the network, some subscribers practice to cut the cable, and place the loop with the cut in a half-filled three-litre bowl with water.
In any case, do not disconnect the power supply until all traffic comes out of the twisted pair, otherwise the remains of traffic will dry, and cox, later on such a cable, the bandwidth will fall very strongly, and large packs will stop walking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5595
 22.05.2008
xxx:"File Description: New tags, very beautiful, just downloaded from the site!!! You won't regret installing it!"-what kind of passport has placed this virus, it deletes system files,after which the system can't start and changes the name of the local drive to "dumb";

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5594
 22.05.2008
Tamar: Pat ctalom... Rju nimagu...

Erb: Tamara, in Russian first to learn to write literally, and then to Albanian transitions. In this case, let’s not ask you "which city are you from, Pelotka??", you need to write: "patztalom", "rjunimagu".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5593
 22.05.2008
My brother had two folders on the comp in one catalogue: From Cyril and From Theme. I thought for a long time what was missing and finally I understood. Now there is another 4: from Luke, from Mark, from Matthew and from John.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5592
 22.05.2008
The year: 2008. He plays hockey in Canada. With the Canadians. 100 years of hockey. Become a World Champion. So offending the Canadians could not even in South Park.

What happened in South Park?

They killed Kenny...Shooters!

WOW: What a horror! Also a cowboy?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5591
 22.05.2008
Prehistory: I have a printer working in a bank, in a bookstore where. They have fun there from office equipment weapons of all kinds to do, such as handcuffs, etc. The boss also has a plush Santa Claus, a catry hanging glued to the ceiling with one leg. In the morning:
Sk8er boi: How to forge a pencil out of the ceiling without flat blades?? to
Sk8er boi: if he doesn’t wash up at all...
The drug is emmm...
Sk8er boi: There are also proposals to make the head of Santa Claus...

Don’t keep money in the bank.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5590
 22.05.2008
Anya
I didn’t go to the bank today, I said I was sick.
Anya
I went to the room and there was my boss ;)
Anya
I will get the cost.)
Dima
) ) )
Anya
Although I may not get
Anya
He did not embrace his wife.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №5589
 22.05.2008
I will not give him up because he...
The good?
and fool.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5588
 22.05.2008
In the city of Yekaterinburg, a 12-month-old child needs the 4th (positive) blood group. The body. 8905-316-43-33. ask to send to friends

Please bring it to the top.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5587
 21.05.2008
forumsostav - discussion of websites
by xxxx:
Please advise, which websites do you most frequently visit on the Internet, not related to work?


Author YYYY:
About: Blank

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5586
 21.05.2008
One day, I explained to my ex-girlfriend that a person has a hot air out of one nostrils and a cold air out of the other. Only a few years later I learned that she believed in it! And experimentally proved this undeniable fact to his friends!!! to

by Papan Papan

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5585
 21.05.2008
Students, go prepare for the session, and do not sit on the tower, and then send it here as hard as it is to pass the session.... just just LEARN!!and "

Only after you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5584
 21.05.2008
There is something in it...
2: Shilo in the ass.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5583
 21.05.2008
I go to the toilet and it is closed. And then out of the door begins to sound good music. The wreck breaks up and from there ADMIN leaves! Even from sorting an effective appearance, however!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5582
 21.05.2008
Victa (10:24:38 21/05/2008)
It turns out my classmates are my brother Kirill

BRAVo (10:24:51 21/05/2008)
It cannot be!!! to

Victa (10:24:53 21/05/2008)
I thought he was a serious man, but he turned out to be as stupid as everyone else.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5581
 21.05.2008
A (10:33:11 21/05/2008)
Send it as it is, I will cut it and do it.
A (10:33:24 21/05/2008)
I cut Sori. From the morning the chickens are wrapped up.
A (10:33:36 21/05/2008)
Their hands"

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №5580
 21.05.2008
<Jana>17:57:30
Hi, I don’t know what N/A is... Listen if you’re all released (although I doubt), can you go with me to Irina today? You met her (she said)... You looked at her! I liked it, waiting for an answer.! to
<Jana>17:14:18
Now I know what N/A is.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5579
 21.05.2008
Weekly watched a lot of photos of the large Hadron Collider. I already imagine how after 5 minutes after the launch "the chat went wrong" and Gordon Freeman finds the assembly)))

We already have a theory that the collider has already been launched and we are in a reality almost no different from ours, in which Russia always wins :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5578
 21.05.2008
xxx (02:59:48 20/05/2008)
Look out the window and see the moon.

yyy (03:12:37 20/05/2008)
I want to smoke, I want to smoke.)

yyy (03:12:41 20/05/2008)
There is no scratch?

xxx (03:13:15 20/05/2008)
What are you sick? It is on the moon. ?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5577
 21.05.2008
VooDoo_GoD: raise my eyebrows
Zac: O_O
VooDoo_GoD: thank you

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