...
XXX: so I understood you... Do not touch anything in the house!!! Don’t go out, don’t call anyone!! Drink a sedative - I will come - I will bring a circular, we will spray it, break it up in bags and take it away to the garbage as it gets dark, so as not to burn.
XXX: Sorry is not that chat

YYYY
emo girl, a metal guy in a bowl and all the business, a couple of other incomprehensible types and pins are pinning the ball.

YYYY
The end of the world is near?

XXX is
Day of Youth Solidarity

Collective
Find out what is better than the old one.

Luckyboy
It is a German and a Fiat-Kakaška.

Collective
You, fucking, a lawyer with such logic to work! The defendant is innocent because the prosecutor is a pirate.

Luckyboy
The whole cabinet looked at me as a fool, I didn’t hold back and cried out in a full voice!!!!!!!! to

I lie sick in the bed, I hear an upset female whisper on the balcony. Something fell down (a glass ashes, as it turned out), whispering an octave down and up (the tear connected...) a cat with smoking menthol smoke in his teeth will crash into me and try to find refuge by buriing in the blankets. He plunges under the blanket, burns me, gets a pinch, and, flying into the wall by a hollow bow, looks at the puddle with resentment and sadness. At the moment when the cat is already landing, the look promises me that he has hidden a slight sadness on me, the wife breaks and after screaming: "Do not spoil the skin, he is mine!" - they both hide somewhere there. I look at the thermometer - 39... And if there was a boy... (c)

and Lech:
Let us meet? Do you have an idol man?? to

by Nata:
Yes of course. The first is to be able to drop 3 liters of strawberries at a time, the second is to be able to say with a loud voice - I am the world's sweetest drive with a motorcycle, and the third, the most important thing is to put me on my neck and at least a couple of circles around the luster.

and Lech:
Contact removed itself.

The law of public transportation in the summer period: Any, even standing first in the line, grandmother at the entrance of the marching car must sit on the place where it blows from the window / openings, and must close the last, because she, you see, scuco, everywhere.

From French Fashion:

Ignoring the strict dress code of the Paris offices can only mean that the system administrator is a mysterious person in the IT world who lives in a different dimension. He can wear a fatty tail and not pay attention to the smelling fresh haircuts of users of "his" computer park. Only he can sleep at work, wear scratched jeans, a lengthy sweater, tattoos, metal chains... A lot! Even smoking at work, despite the fact that since January 2, 2008 in France, smoking is prohibited by law in premises, public places and even in English pubs.

thx (12:59:36 5/05/2009)
I have a kindergarten surprise.
thx (12:59:41 5/05/2009)
The excavator
thx (12:59:57 5/05/2009)
I’m going to write a diploma or play an excavator.

If you call a woman a fool, don’t be surprised if she changes you tomorrow.

X is
I was sick and drank tea with honey.
and
Young, milk still ugly warm drink
X is
I have no milk.
and
You’re lucky, it’s very bad.
X is
I have NRA.
X is
I can drink with oil.
and
They can drink milk and oil, and as it passes, they are disgusted to see in their mouth to take such...

clublife_rus1 (15:55:13 4/05/2009)
Do you know what is the most common question people have when they leave for work?

IvanN/bootch (15:56:36 4/05/2009)
What fucking stuff are you eating on my table?

clublife_rus1 (15:57:13 4/05/2009)
No, what kind of password I had!?...

Fuck, it was a big mistake to squeeze the tiny piece that fell between the keyboards.
I haven’t eaten so much shit yet.

Chatte (09:29:02 4/05/2009)
Does your father know that you will get married in 4 months?
Zaland (09:29:13 4/05/2009)
NOA
Zaland (09:29:19 4/05/2009)
I will tell you on September 1. The Day of Knowledge

Belk@: A nice girl will never call first.
Myxa:... but the smokes will go :D

What a society is like the flu.

Keeping substantive evidence is necessary, simply, it is necessary.
I, as an investigator, went out to steal from the barrel. Theft is enough.
the standard. Some officers curled a metal stain, wrapped
They pulled the glass with stones, brought beer and cigarettes.
I inspected the scene of the accident, I finished packing the documents.
The expert asks:
Should I pack the stone?
This will be an instrument of crime.
- Well, package, just be more careful, then send it to the study.
Now the "fingers" are not removed from it, uneven, the roll will not work, and
I will try in the office.
They have a special technique to remove fingerprints.
The uneven surfaces.
The stone is not small, about the size of a handball ball.
The expert pushed a stone into a pack of polyethylene in a bag.
I twisted the pack as much as I could, so that the stone could talk, scotch.
I wrapped up a paper with a stamp and signatures of the understood.
They did not have time to return to the department, as the next "request" chases.
I left a package with stone in my office, but I did not bring it - a bag.
Closed in front of the door of the office. Fuck you hit. Okay, I put
packed in the corner near his table, put on a gloves and threw the stones on
The package. I thought, then I will find a similar package and a clean stuff.
I repackage. I went on to the next application.
I go back, the broken bag is in place, there is no stone.
I am with my partner:
Did you see anything in the corner?
Some fools have thrown a healthy stone at the table.
I threw it out.
You yourself are a fool! It was a thing! Where did I throw it?
- Yes, in the yard, there these stones are immeasurable... you need to pack, once a thing.
The package, fucking broken.
Okay, they went into the yard, brought a stone, as if it were one, and as if it wasn’t.
And the "fingers" from the stone removing no meaning was any more. Okay, I think
Then I repackaged, put the stone in the previous place and left for the next.
The challenge.
Returned in a few hours. Damn you fucking. There is no stone, no stone.
Back to my partner:
Are you again? Where is the stone?? to
- I didn't touch your stone, guess when I'm in the "working room" for the "material"
At that time, the cleaner was there.
I find a caretaker in the corridor:
You, when in our office, cleaned, except for garbage nothing.
was thrown out?
For a long time, I wanted to say that such solid investigators
The office was always messy - the cleaner rushed me - and now even more.
The stones in the office began to pull, heavy, I barely reached the street.
brought to throw out.
I mentally stood and broke out on the street, the resemblance of a stone with the original.
The object was very weak. Stone until found
A similar package went back to the corner. On the stone through Scotch
In order to avoid further excesses, a paper with the inscription "substance" appeared.
The next day was Saturday. My partner and I decided to do.
Saturday on the subject of cleaning the cabinet, ripped for the event of two
The practitioners and instructed them to start by washing the windows while we go for beer.
The windows are washed, we drink beer. My eyes slide on
The cabinet, I think, should wipe out the closets, and the floors are fine.
washed...
B and B!! Where is the stone?? to
The practitioner is scared:
- So in the office, the windows are old, have not been seen for a long time, one so and so
Instead of a spongyard on the nail closed. We are nail.
curved, the window opened, washed, and the nail then back with a stone lightly
There is no hammer in the office. On the stone was another inscription:
“The thing.” We thought - a joke, like an inscription above the urn - "for bribery."
And the stone in the yard was thrown into a bunch, and the cleaning was done.
Running for the stone, your mother!
- Since he was found, there is a stone in the yard.
Anyone like that, fucking!! to
The stone went to a legitimate place.
“On Monday I’ll pack the stuff first and hide it somewhere,” I thought.
“I need to bring a package from home.”
The Monday morning.
I have no time to get to the office, as I am immediately pulled out from the entrance.
to the head of the department, to discuss one of the cases.
I finally reached my office, first of all a look into the corner...
No-e-e is it! Where is it?! Who O O O O O?! to
The partner laughed:
- Yes, literally before your arrival at the hospital with a check-in.
the offices, apparently in search of empty bottles after
Weekends for speakers. I saw your stone. “What for
The mess separated! Remove it immediately! The boss will see!! I could not him.
to say that you have so many things stored... He himself grabbed the stone, the window
He opened and broke into the bushes.
I sadly walked into the yard. In the corridor, I encountered an expert.
With me in theft:
– Listen, you stone from that trip to study came to me.
Now there is not so much expertise, I am on your stone outside the row expert
I will do, along with an internship on the method of removing fingerprints from uneven
I chase the surfaces.
“Well, I’ll send you today,” I breathed and went on to the courtyard.
When I brought another stone into the office, I looked at it sadly.
carefully wiped with a wet cloth, packed in a bag, attached a paper with
signatures and seals from the previous package and seals to print the accompanying
The expert department. So what and...

The American Center for the Study of the Mind of Dolphins
Microphones in the aquarium. One dolphin whispers to another:
Tell them something in Russian, throw them as they run.

XXX is
A few days ago, a friend’s girlfriend struck me that we slept with him in a kind of youth.
YYYY
And she what?
XXX is
Now the whole area knows about us.

I live in Tyumen. Now, my friends and I have a new tradition: every year, on the night from 1st to 2nd of May, we glue the snowmother and snuggle in the snow!! to

mike_panama (16:08:08 4/05/2009)
How long do you usually come to work?
Romanova Inna (16:08:38 4/05/2009)
and what?
mike_panama (16:08:54 4/05/2009)
Inna, are you a Jew?
Romanova Inna (16:09:05 4/05/2009)
Why is?