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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98044
 17.05.2014
Oh I cannot. Today I watched "Rossomaha’ for the first time. Start." In the Ukrainian duplicate. There, the main heroine explains to Rosomaches how her death was staged. She was injected with a drug that supposedly slows her heart. and hydrochlorothiazide. The moisture! Oh poor girl, how she was alive.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98043
 17.05.2014
This is:
Oh, I can not. Today I watched "Rossomaha’ for the first time. Start." In the Ukrainian duplicate. There, the main heroine explains to Rosomaches how her death was staged. She was injected with a drug that supposedly slows her heart. and hydrochlorothiazide. The moisture! Oh poor girl, how she was alive.
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In foreign films, there has long been the practice of playing such "sliding" moments.
For example, in the "Fight Club" there is a wrong recipe for napalm or explosives. And this is done so that any fools, trying to make it, do not offend themselves.

The same goes for the movie "Rossomach. Home" Hydrochlorothiazide is used as a "deception". If any wise man wants to slow down his heart for a joke, or somehow get a medicine, he should rather sit further than he sees, by confusing the doses and kill himself.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98042
 17.05.2014
One of the news.
The capital police conducted searches in the premises of the sect of the "god of Kuzy", reports the TV channel "Moscow 24". In two apartments on the Krasno-Proletarskaya and in the Great Kondratievsky street were found 219 million rubles in cash in boxes from under shoes, fake seals of Orthodox dioceses, photos and videos with child pornography, as well as a home zoo of 50 species of rare animals.

Nathan, the box was stolen!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98041
 17.05.2014
Typical Abakan I walk yesterday evening, well as evening, at noon of the first night on Abakan. A boy and a girl are ahead. I hear a fragment of the conversation: Girl "- Do you know who the Pechorin is? Go on uneducated! I will not talk to you at all!". The curtain.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98040
 17.05.2014
XXX: It would be good to have a friend in life, kind and reliable as a robot werter from Guest from the future :)
UUU: Yes, but they usually hit like a Bender robot.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №98039
 17.05.2014
Daddy, you should be locked in a psychic room if you are aroused by violence. Because such manifestations can just be suppressed and they really pose a threat to society, unlike homosexuality. Because, despite the fact that there are gays (both sexes, by the way), men still extend sleeping with grandmothers and in the near future, I think this will not change. Gay haters are just a crowd of idiots who can’t think and change their views. At one time, because of these, the adherents of the old order and the Dark Ages did not retreat for a long time. If we were to think wider, we might already fly to distant planets. Idiots are fucking.
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<Sarcasm>
That is to say that we are not flying to distant planets somehow involved pydors?
Now I hate them even more!
< / sarcasm>

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98038
 17.05.2014
Military Command. The medical examination. I am in line for two boys aged 18 years. Both just left the oculist’s office. I hear their conversation:
And why did the ophthalmologist show us these colored images with numbers?
2: Check to ensure that the bots do not crack

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №98037
 17.05.2014
XXX is my group:
From one end of the cabinet: from the creators of "new folder" and "new folder2"
From the other end of the cabinet: No, I won’t play football with a cat’s head.
I turn to the left and ask the guys what they are doing: Well, we are here to increase the goose.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98036
 17.05.2014
And if two bearded men dress up as women and stand out for each other in front of the world, would you call it trolling too?
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Rammstein, of course, was not dressed as women, and not really strangled, but still yes, it was that trolling.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98035
 17.05.2014
I live in a small town.There is no city-forming, no money, the city and the whole area is subsidized. Meanwhile, new car salons are opened in the town, the city is filled with steep cars, apartments are built and sold at space prices.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №98034
 17.05.2014
The director of the theatre is a former SS lieutenant. In addition, he is blue.
What does it mean blue?
They used to call them homosexuals. Did he not go to you?
I stopped, I think. As if he stood. He handed me, the journalist. To-To
I was surprised...
I had a conversation with a Frenchman. We talked about
and homosexuality.
We are judged for that, I praised.
Are you not judged for hemorrhoids? It was a French..." (c)

thanks to the unknown reader for quoting about the red spiral dild =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98033
 17.05.2014
A: Where have you gathered?
Yes, on holiday, for a week in Greece.
Aaa: Emm... and I’m only in autumn, at best in Egypt (((
Yes, I understand, Hypothekus, the ancient god of new dwellings!
AAA: Worse, according to an ancient belief, he still had a brother Remontos...

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98032
 17.05.2014
xxx: was yesterday at a sabre film, but there is nothing to see there except a couple of Godzilla rings. 4/10 of my assessment.

You haven’t seen Stalingrad yet. There are no Godzilla.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98031
 17.05.2014
Mah: It will work out.
Iren: Everything is more likely to be done if you learn the rules of using soft signs in wicked verbs
You’ll learn how to use a car replacement!
Iren: Oo Reverse Verbs ahah
Irene: I have broken up =)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98030
 17.05.2014
A: What has happened here?
A: There was no total shutdown
A: Well epta, you can’t leave it for two days, nikhua doesn’t happen right away)
A: Well yes, it is scary to leave for a month at all.)))
A: Something fucking could happen.
A: and leave behind a lot of no consequences
Damn is dangerous.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98029
 17.05.2014
XXX is. Me, you and Oleska
OOOU. Oleska is who?
XXX is. One girl
OOOU. Well, it would be strange if Oleska was two girls or a boy.
OOOU. Who is Oleska? They are two familiar boys.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98028
 17.05.2014
xxx: There was a girl named Nagny at the interview. I could not get rid of the feeling that it was an element of the pornographic table of Mendeleev.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98027
 17.05.2014
Casino is a business built on bones.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98026
 17.05.2014
There were times when we were involved in teaching our dog all kinds of tricks, bringing the ball - a good exercise. the daughter sits on the couch, in the hand a clicker, in the box - delicious.. as a snack - carrot cut, from which the dogs are just pulled.. the daughter throws the ball, the dogs are not in a hurry to run, tracks where the ball went, goes to get.. returns with a sad moustache: did not get, the daughter goes to look for the ball, dogs like going with her.. when the daughter returns with the ball, then sees how the dogs quietly rubs the carrots out of the box.. well, who and who trains?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №98025
 17.05.2014
How is a decent girl?
“A nice girl, son, it’s when only you know how badly she can behave!

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