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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128234
 18.05.2016
Huber> And there were times...
“I first heard about this from one of the developers of the popular game SimCity, who told me about a critical mistake in their program: it used memory immediately after it was released. The main taboo, the violation of which was said goodbye in DOS, but is punished in Windows, where the released memory is immediately crushed by another working application. Testers in the Windows development team tested a lot of popular apps to make sure it all worked smoothly, but SimCity hanged. They informed Windows developers, who disassembled SimCity, step by step in the debugger finding an error, and added a special code that checks for SimCity in memory and runs the memory distributor in special mode, in which SimCity is allowed to use the memory after it is released.

xxx> That is, even when they were face to face with the user, the face was still like the ass. and wicked! The costume! for a specific program. Instead of simply adding a box to the compatibility properties — “keep the app released memory until the next allocation!” And if you want full automation, let it stand there by default for the SS.
That would be when I realized that M$ should be putting your hands off the ass :(

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128233
 18.05.2016
Kobzon is ready to sing in Ukrainian at Eurovision 17 if sanctions are lifted.
No one has ever fallen so fast in my eyes. The Jewish Piar to an Inexplicable Russian Man

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №128232
 18.05.2016
Today in the mail. The actor sings quietly:
Get up, grandmother, get up in the line.
Together we are the mail!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №128231
 18.05.2016
"for the bank ALL the literature, including the laws of the Russian Federation"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128230
 18.05.2016
What is a session for me? It’s when you sit in the toilet and students knock on the door – they came to pay the debts. You wake up and it is the same.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128229
 18.05.2016
News: The procedure for catheterizing a patient’s heart in an American hospital was interrupted by an antivirus.

xxx: Unusual, this time it went without an update to Windows 10

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128228
 18.05.2016
This is:
20350, and can you spit on the lawn or in the garbage?

Spit in the barbecue, camel.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128227
 18.05.2016
xxx: In the dishwasher in which we put my dishes next to the dining room, the swabs are now laughing...Hello!

YYY: No problem, they kiss a little, let them put in place...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128226
 18.05.2016
A pregnant woman:
I went to the obstetrician yesterday. I recommend sex three times a day. I think he is a good doctor.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128225
 18.05.2016
Popular French actor Sami Naseri, who became widely known after his role in the film "Taxi", was detained with Ukrainian documents.

Samantha is injured.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128224
 18.05.2016
Why don’t you take the phone?! to
The phone does not have a sensor.
So, what happened there again?
HHH: Sometimes I washed it in the machine and the main thing is nothing at first, and now I can not even answer :(
WOW: Well beautiful cha
I had it before 3110 and there was no problem with it.
Did you wash it too?
XH: No
Well, I would have washed it then and there would be problems.
The washing machine HD

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №128223
 18.05.2016
Did you put the girl behind the wheel?
The streets - the territory of the mountains?

Do you read what you answer, shit? The eye and brain are not involved.
The girl can drive. When she drives, she turns from a girl to a driver. If she wants to remain a girl, so that everyone gives her the way - go off because of the driving. PD is for everyone.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №128222
 18.05.2016
How did you find yourself in the hospital?
I walk through the street, I see half-naked men hugging, kissing. What is a gay parade? The Day of the Landers.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №128221
 17.05.2016
Here I look at the '' sufferings' some, such as car replacement ''tort' on the ''toppers' changed. So and want to cry, such as ''Sorry, you are uselessly using the car replacement' car replacement changed to ''to fuck you three-hour probes promandabladskiy pizdohuyatina hyacinth set of text with your hyacinths check with the mosquito and do not post the uebansky hyacinth about the car replacement''.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №128220
 17.05.2016
Zadolbanec 20353, you have proved to all of us that we are still united, despite the disagreements about smoking, cars, salmon, etc. Thanks for that!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128219
 17.05.2016
XXX Good morning. I can’t help but share the reference.
YYY: I think we could.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128218
 17.05.2016
I had long suspected that motorcyclists weren’t gentlemen... they weren’t even taught in school that girls should give way.
Oh, you are a mosquito! As for driving, I am an independent, proud woman... and as for doing: I am a girl, I can". Decide already...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128217
 17.05.2016
I am looking for a battery for work. Yandex provides:

Together with the "accumulator for technology 220 for nature lightweight" look for:

Vehicle battery
Buying batteries
How to do prostate massage yourself
batteries
battery
Batteries for car
Batteries and batteries"

I don’t know about the purpose of the battery.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №128216
 17.05.2016
I go to the beach at 20 years old, and at an older age I always walk in a very open swimsuit. And at 90, if I can get to him, I’ll go open too.
Because on the beach it is accepted to sunbath. What's the point of burning in the closed? It will dry for a long time. Have you tried lying in a wet swimsuit? Cold and ugly.
But in the swimming pool closed swimsuit is the best place. Nothing slips, you can jump from the tower without risking to be without a piece of clothes.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №128215
 17.05.2016
See also 20353:

Just go naked.

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