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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5576
 21.05.2008
I smoked in the office yesterday. Esche on the paddock felt the smell of obviously not cigarette smoke. I open the door.(The door opens to the inside.) I go in. A man with a blessed expression of the face. Zadef Minya so joyfully cries out: "This is how it opens" comes out. Until now, lying on the pat of steel, I understand why sales have fallen in the department. With such managers ?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5575
 21.05.2008
It is a pity that the Champions League final did not coincide with the day of VDV.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5574
 21.05.2008
XXX: When will you become a star?
YYY: When the cancers, the cancer, on the mountain of cancer are not just hanging, but rolled, shed with the blood of virgins killed in the full moon, the president of the Russian Federation...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5573
 21.05.2008
xxx: someone, say, svchost.exe is a contact virus?
Nano, finish it sooner. Kill the computer or the computer will eat it.
HHH: Fuck... and that’s the name of a whisper...it’s nothing?
WOW: the norm, it is disguised as such, under the systemic
Oh well well, thank you!
Noah is slowly
*hhh has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5572
 21.05.2008
Kitten: and a polite spammer hit me today))
by fa_:?? to
Kitten: Remember who you spammed. You have already written to me, and I have already sent you.
123456: Then all the good!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5571
 21.05.2008
The Rabbit
well

The Rabbit
We stood at a stop.

The Rabbit
We were almost sure we would get into the universe.

The Rabbit
The waitress came and asked if we could have a beer.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5570
 21.05.2008
by Glam. (00:01:37 21/06/2007)
Today, both of our groups laughed at me...When a aunt telling about HIV asked which method of protection protects against HIV by 98%...

WhyNot? (00:02:40 21/06/2007)
What did you say?

by Glam. (00:02:49 21/06/2007)
The abstinence!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5569
 21.05.2008
19:15:59 by Tierent

Can I ask a personal question? Not to be personal, but I am interested.


19:16 and 23 Death

and Taffy


19:16:45 by Tierent

Can you beat the girl?


19:16:52 The Death

No is


19:17 The Death

What did you make of the scarf?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5568
 21.05.2008
We live in Washington. From ASI:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We are in the final of the world hockey championship! 4 – 0 Russia – Finland Revenge for 2007

Aaaah aaaah! They burn! Where are you looking?

No, they are not broadcasting here. I forced Tanka to turn on a telecast in Moscow and direct a webcam. Nifiga is not visible, but there is an effect of presence.


Do you not know the Internet? Are they all stupid in America?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5567
 21.05.2008
xxx: as a child, I was constantly confusing hemorrhoids with sinusitis and incest with suspicion.
Q: What did you have in your childhood? O_O

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5566
 21.05.2008
Hi, let’s meet you, how old are you?
Xxx:19
yyy: Oh you, big boy(^_^) The pictures you have are funny, and the girls around you are just dark(^_^) Heaven is like heaven?
XXX is no.
Do you need the one, the only one?
XXX is beer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5565
 21.05.2008
Bubble screw, pleasant blue colour under the screen of death

340315077 (11:08:49 19/05/2008)
The drum under the fry, a saturated hellish red color, with flame tongues along the contour and drawn occult letters.

340315077 (11:09:04 19/05/2008)
Linux is ordinary. A Penguin in the Center

troll (11:09:22 19/05/2008)
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340315077 (11:09:33 19/05/2008)
Universal drum, according to the contour of the OSey logo, a pleasant purple color.

A link please!! to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5564
 21.05.2008
Oh oh! Stir the steel! There are 34 quotes in one day. Direct as before. And even funny... =)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5563
 21.05.2008
I remember replayed like heroes (and there the battlefield consists of a multitude of hexagonal, so-called hexagonal system) and that means I played all night in the morning I come to the university and I wanted to write I go to the toilet I look at the floor and he from six coals I look at the pissuar and he is far away, I don't think I will have time to get to the first move and on the second I describe myself immediately.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5562
 21.05.2008
Loki is
My ex writes type crazy I want to call you but I restrain myself and so on.

Cherepaha
Write to her, let her sit. What to hold back, it is not diarrhea.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5561
 21.05.2008
So I worked as a STP provider. The Uzbek calls. Probably from Kiev.
Hi, I have a prabhupada.
What happened to you?
You know, he first came, then went, then came, then came, then came again.
I get tired of laughter:
Sorry, where is he now?
He... is out!
I try to make my voice as serious as possible.
Who is he???? to
At the end of the wire offended.
The Internet!!! to

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5560
 21.05.2008
On OZONE goods with annotation:
Tagged with: "square"
Burn the tail of war and smoke the trumpet of peace!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5559
 21.05.2008
Announcement on the website:
I am changing the COFFET BOX to an orthopedic mattress in a baby bed (in very good condition).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5558
 21.05.2008
From a hacker forum:
They will not land!! I came back from the depths of Hell and I was taught there to break the servaque!!!! to
Do what you didn’t find me!! I will tell you in secret how!! I have an IP address to replace the IP address!! I can write in it any IP address for example 86.57.131.78 and I can normally climb the net only if you are not on the net!!! And here I hack Microsoft and they do that look at the IP who broke!!! What is IP? This is such a joke!!(The point is preserved)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5557
 21.05.2008
You won’t take me naked!

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