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[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30155
 17.05.2010
XX: Here, I started to study English. I teach every kind of childhood.
XX: Erši шы ф зут
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You were fucking fucked. You are learning Albanian.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №30154
 17.05.2010
Oh well?
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Oh, you are the fool in the green shirt, who was smiling and in the car looked through my shoulder, and the shirt is driving to the right, clinging to the phone?
I am O_O
You will answer me for the body xDDDDDD
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Fucked on?! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30153
 17.05.2010
I am (22:49:23 13/04/2010)
Today my mother and daughter (80 years old) came to the examination... hysterical. Naughty to the limit - broke without a line, the girl (healthy, like a tank) in her arms almost carried... cried for the diagnosis of "little circulatory changes" - ah-ah, how, she is so young.
I am (22:50:32 13/04/2010)
The girl is all in piercing, with pink hair and a jacket with rabbit ears on the cap... in the direction.
I (22:52:03 13/04/2010)
and normative dystonia. A complicated history. Taking into account gabitus recommended MRI of m". We were crying. All of. It is really super.
Sister (22:53:20 13/04/2010)
I did not understand the direction.
I am (22:53:24 13/04/2010)
Normative dystonia is the norm.
Sister (22:53:59 13/04/2010)
AAAA
I (22:54:01 13/04/2010)
Complicated history-it's puzzled relatives, gabitus is the appearance
Sister (22:54:38 13/04/2010)
and :)
I am (22:54:52 13/04/2010)
Hm, the directing doctor – good... warned... They probably took his brains out. Most importantly, a healthy woman.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №30152
 17.05.2010
A drunk woman is little different from an inflated woman.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30151
 17.05.2010
~<[D0zZzA NaRk03a]>~ Boogal to boogaltery..

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30150
 17.05.2010
xxxh: I work as a logist in a company engaged in the supply and sale of Polish clothes
Suppliers are burning napalm. Invois sent a price for a new delivery today. We will soon have the "JABLUZKO women’s collection" and the "JAKURTKO men’s top clothes" :)

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30149
 17.05.2010
The other friends, Marinka and Dimka, have a cat named Anus. It was very nice to hear from Dima the phrase when Marina and I came from the village that summer: "Anus was something dirty, I washed it. While washing - all the hands scratched".

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30148
 17.05.2010
by V0G:
Today, in the subway, the aunt preached the Word of God loudly and long. On the paragraph about the death sins, a wandering musician with drums entered the wagon and began to play the beat.

by V0G:
The aunt continued to weep relentlessly, calling for repentance, threatening a fiery fire and some terrible punishment.

by V0G:
And the match would have ended if some uncle didn’t get a saxophone.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30147
 17.05.2010
I like Vasya and Petra. Vasya is outward, and I like Petya as a soulful man, he has such a cool ass!
You have strange notions about the soul.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30146
 17.05.2010
Q: What is the toughest pain technique: "turn" the neck or pull out the arm?
What to do to hit a little foot

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30145
 17.05.2010
to this:

We went to Ulyanovsk on a business trip. There is a monument to the letter "Y". So, the funny question about visiting this monument is: "Did you have Y?"

This is one of the most important things in the world.

What if you ask "have you "? =) is

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30144
 17.05.2010
In the Provider Forum:

Help me to recognize the movie!
I don’t know if this movie is out or not. The essence of it is that two aunts get into the storm and hide in the house of a sick psychic, who then torments them and eventually seeks them with another pepper, so that one creature gets.

There was a similar story on Sisam Street.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30143
 17.05.2010
I didn't smoke two weekends, saved 70 rubles on cigarettes, from the absence of a cigarette appeared appetite, according to my calculations, eaten rubles for 400...........

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №30142
 17.05.2010
Stick (17:54:49 16/05/2010)
She’s not a prostitute, don’t insult her, she’s a very good girl, she loves to do something.

[ + 97 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30141
 17.05.2010
To this all
to this:
to this:

Dootch: And when I was a child, when my parents took Dandy so that I didn’t close my eyes, I set the telecast to catch him like a neighbor from the apartment upstairs is playing.
I was sitting straight and rattling for hours) so I learned what his new games came up.
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Given that Dandy did not have wireless communication, as well as the fact that the telephone does not broadcast in the radio band what came to him on TV-in. You were either snooping, or the setting was that you ran to the neighbor, crashed into his cord from the dendi and dragged to your apartment.
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You are Dolby. In general, the dendyk was connected other than via the usual antenna entrance, and, in this case, it was not easy to catch the TV through a couple of concrete walls. And at the time when they appeared, TVs with video input were quite rare, because most were connected through an antenna.
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Here we distinguished the true old school from the glamorous school.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30140
 17.05.2010
To the crowd:

Do you also think that your ex-girlfriend is a full jerk?
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and ah. The ex-boyfriend’s current boyfriend is too.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30139
 17.05.2010
Looking at the cat licking all of itself, you think that it doesn’t matter if the hot water is turned off or not.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30138
 17.05.2010
yyy; "I bought new headphones!!It sounds like a rock concert!!" yyy; " nihera does not understand what they sing =("

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30137
 17.05.2010
Love is not a sexual attraction, it does not pass when you adolescence.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №30136
 17.05.2010
Chat on one of the game servers:

All the people, go round! The computer wants to sleep.
Let the computer drink coffee.
Admin: already
Player: What is it?
Drinking a sweet tea
Tagged: keyboard
Admin: Now he wants to sleep. He has keys.
Admin: Caps Lock is already over (

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