In our wonderful dining room today on the first green shields. At least this is stated in the menu. The woman did not believe the inscription:
Do you have tomatoes?
The cook, in order to refute suspicions, draws in a pot and reports:
and without.
Are you not red?
In fact, they are green, but you can say like you: not red.

All fun begins with the words:
I know how to cut through the courtyards!

From the Weight Loss Forum:
X: Can I put a spoonful of strawberries in the cheese?
hamburger, fuck it, put it still!! to

By the way, "kote" in Japanese means utyug)

Commentary on the photo set of the Japanese little known actress:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I like the French more :)
Zzzz: This is shit! I am still in the old Russian ebu!! to

[21:11:45] <SpiritTauren> If our distant ancestors played a dot, their nics would be as follows: opričnik666, lihoimets1456, ЪЪЪБАРИНУ, ЖжазЕсмьЦарьж, +В+Уста+блудодей+, ХСмердаХМатериХЧреслаХпозналХ, Русскнязь21аршин, +I+tвойХизба+иконостас+theft.

I bought a small brother a radio-controlled helicopter for 13 pieces... Enchanted, complicated management, all the business. While driving home from the store, I realized that for complete happiness in my childhood I missed him... I turned around, went back, and bought him a postcard with a notebook.

May 21 is the end of the world.

The commentary:

Why not Monday?? to
You work here for a whole week, and at the end of the world...as in an anecdote

Here I stand, pleased, blinkers hot, I just finish and here is the BAC! - the end of the world... the question is asked - how did I fry blenders? and :(

Shit, it is a shit. For the second day, various young people have served me sweets and sweets. Very pleasant of course))
Annet: But strange...
I: I think they’re hinting on what they want from you the most.
Fuck... Fuck...
I: Okay, do not be upset. The candy? and ;)

The wolf :)
Do you have turtles?

Sergey Lukeryn
Yes )

The wolf :)
Have you ever wondered what’s inside?

Sergey Lukeryn
So far there is no

Today was a joke in the universe. Our teachers have been attached to the senior teachers (5 courses, she has taught them. They sit in front of them, discussing diplomas.
The girl’s voice: I don’t even know what to do with the last chapter and conclusion.
The guy with the hint: Well, I could help you.
Max, you are so dumb.
Q: You could help me with something. Just a week of mine.
D: Get rid of me, shit.
Q: Okay, it is 5 days.
D: I’m going to do something to you right away.
Q: I’m better than you. A few minutes, eh?
D: Yes, I’d better write a few diplomas for myself, fool.
The dream voice of another guy: What? Does anyone write a diploma? I agree with everything.
They dropped all the course, the poor fell asleep.

Pants are such pants. Here I have a friend, he instead of the monitor is a 38* telephone and when he calls somebody to visit he always expects the reaction of friends to his big telephone, and in fact it turns out that the telephone is all the fuck, because everyone cheers from the fact that he has a lucky coincidence the refrigerator is in the same room as the computer).

A friend told me.
I go home with my brother. Suddenly two boys, who are somewhere 6-7 years old, run in front of us and they will catch us! We are going!" Well, we were surprised, we are going to meet two girls, even fewer of those boys, they are running somewhere for 4-5 years and shout "catch to run, we are tired of running after you!" The girls looked really tired. My brother and I are obviously upset - how is it not shameful for older boys to run away from such little ones? The boys immediately dropped. And then one girl says to the other, “Well, then throw it out,” and the other throws a huge pipe into the handle, O_O.

The Heat Emitter
... this is what is now called incandescent lamps above 100 watts.
All the necessary certificates are already available.

xxx: he ate and tried to drag me into bed. I did not give up. Then he came up with a disarming argument: “Let’s just lie down, no problem, I’m gay.”

From Bugga

Zombie flashmob passed on the Old Arbat. But by the end of the parade, the predecessors who arrived arrested about 30 people. The young people who participated in the march were without papers.

Comments are pleased:

You cannot ask for documents from zombies.
2 certificate of death.! to

The dream of a woman is to find a man who guesses her thoughts ;-)
A man’s nightmare is to catch a woman who reads his thoughts.

Only old age knows how giftless youth is.

One May morning, a short rainy rain passed over Moscow.
I remembered him four hours later, when everything had already dried out for a long time – a lonely blue umbrella was rolling over the boulevard crowd.
Underneath it, a boy and a girl, both 17 years old, walked, hugged tightly, and talked about something enthusiastically.

Five-year-old Wolfock's mother explains what a herd and a herd is. The next day she asks:
When a lot of cows or lambs - what is it?
He thought for a moment:
The school, is it?