I am actually very kind. I want to sit in the garden, so that the bitten, tight rabbits jump around, I want to smooth them and feed them... And fate so turns everything that around the fools, fools, fools and no rabbits! And then I jump, catch, figuratively speaking, my samurai sword and... But the fools know how to hide in time. Only I will grab the sword, and they are already hiding! And here I am standing like a fox on names, and around no fools or rabbits.

The Book of Solitude

And also my friend recently went to the ear throat nose. The doctor had an eye name.

Technical support of MMORPG

There is a difference between English and Russian support.
The English woman said that if I don’t have a login – we won’t say which box, if you don’t remember the box – we won’t say a login. You can confirm the possession only by credit card or CD-key'm.
And the Russian asked who threw the character into the game.

"Kandelaki will disrupt "Kalachnikov" for 15 million rubles".

Hi to you! I am Tina Kandelaki. You’ve long estimated the speed of my tachigan...But!
"Khalashnikov" is far faster than ever!

N.N: how literary language to describe the character "shilo in the ass"?
...
N.N: "acute deficit of adventure in the body",wo!

During the operation of the server in the structural unit of Sytninskaya, there was constantly a loud noise.When the accountant's left hand hits the left side of the server's body, the above noise in 75% of cases abruptly stops. 25% require repeated use of physical force. After some time after the disappearance, the external noise from the body of the server again appears and at an increasing rate confidently tries to copy the sound of the flying jet SU-25. Due to the fact that the server is connected to the network constantly, and on weekends. The accountant does not work, then on Monday, when approaching the door to the accounting office, the impression is created that the Su-25 aircraft squadron is undergoing exercises behind it and there is a confident opinion about the server's failure, but when the above actions are applied, the ugly behavior of the server stops.
At the moment, access to information on the server does not cause complaints, which unfortunately can be a temporary phenomenon. Please as soon as possible find out the causes of the external noise and correct the failure.

User: If I find out on which server your fucking program lies, I’ll put it on!
I suggest to admin to transfer it to some of the most heroic servers.
admin1: 192.168.5.16
2nd: Burning

I read the news: using DNA samples of a girl who died 13 thousand. Years ago, researchers demonstrated that the Indians are the closest relatives of the ancestors of the peoples living in Russia.
I understand correctly that the plan has changed and after the Crimean charm we will not move to Alaska, but immediately to the 2nd U.S.?

Prohibition of propaganda is aimed at preventing the formation of a positive image of all this non-Aryan dirt in the heads of children. A parade where people glorify unter... the non-Aryans is not good.
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Healthy reasoning, but agree, the “brown-eyed pride parade” is a strange idea. Like "the pride parade of fat lovers", if you stay within the discussion of sexual preferences. Especially in the assumption that it is something innate (and it is not, strictly speaking). What to be proud? Let’s look to the truth: Gay parades are not about orientation, they are about exhibitionism and indulgence.

Guys who conduct and participate in these events do not need the protection of the right to sleep with those with whom they want (to do this do not need parades, for this you need to promote the public consciousness of the idea of the inadmissibility of squeezing the nose in someone else's bed), they need, first, to exhibit their sexual life in front of people to whom it is not of interest at all, and, secondly, to get from outsiders confirmation that their preferences are not perversion. This is a kind of cry: "People! I’m not sure I’m normal, please tell me I’m good!" Of course, the answer won’t be the one they expect.

The cry of a jealous of traditional values, a supporter of the distinction of rights by gender, the only permissible sexual orientation, and so on:

Sex between men to relieve tension in a long journey is one thing. The promotion of homosexuality as a way of life is different."

I’ll just leave it here... "one time – not a pidaras"!

Jekou rubanulo and he beat peacefully on the floor.
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Quote get my brain and throw it to throw!

I think I have the flu.
Fuck, do you get the flu?
Xxx:...
XXX: I don’t know.
I don’t like it, I’ll recover.

lex: In the contact you need to enter the button "Remove Russian-Ukrainian chat from news"

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I want to know what my mum looks like.
xxx: Probably in the form of a large, huge, inevitable, moving like a tropical cyclone with black clouds, buttocks.

Where is it written that sandals with socks are not worn? I just don't understand why they wear a shirt for decoration and it's considered normal, or men's sweaters wear it's also okay, a bearded woman at Eurovision is okay, an organization with the highest labor productivity takes the last place, it's okay, and socks with sandals - nobody will give it!?!. And now ingeniously and relying on the facts explain: why not to wear socks with sandals? In short, the very essence, without excess words.
No, not a lady. Short enough?

I love the phrase "Estonian racing".
by x)
WOW: She stands and waits for the rabbit, running through the circle, to come back to her.
Ohhhhh no no. This is a Jewish race.
Wauu: The Jewish does it deliberately, and the Estonian honestly is going to run away all this time)

There are rumors! If in the iPhone to say "ANB pido*as", then over the course of the day the phone goes wrong, and on the display appears the inscription "I am pido*as";

I am in shock, periodically chicking.
A client calls. With the text "I website does not work", then says "second". I sit there.
Steps, then "who is there", then a whistle, and a scream that the FSB special forces came to visit.
The noise, the voices, the steps.
Then the man’s voice in my phone – the website we don’t need anymore.
Gothic...

Politics, weather, bearded women are all nonsense. Be kind to your loved ones, your cats and dogs and other dear creatures.

Moreover, it is very often necessary to break up with them faster than you think.

to this:

Are you talking about sexual deviations? Is it necessary to acknowledge the fact of their existence, not to treat? And how about pedophiles, zoophiles, and necrophiles – also just sexual deviations? Do we recognize and give equal rights? No, gentlemen, homosexuality is a disease, a mental disorder that needs treatment.

And you really do not see the difference between homosexuals and pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles? The last three fuck their victims without their consent: neither children, animals, nor the dead wanted to have sex with them. This is violence, it must be forbidden. Homosexuals fuck each other. by mutual consent. It’s a disease, yes, it’s a disorder in the brain. It is innate. It is not treated. And imagine what it is for them - it is forbidden to marry someone you love, who is of the same kind with you, adult like you, also alive, willing to live with you all your life. Also, find such, gay 4%, and among them there are also fools. They can still beat. Their lives are harsher than those of naturals, you won’t want your children to do so. And don’t need me to sing "A if your son". I’ll be scared, if my son, because he’s going to be alone, everyone will rub him, how wrong and bad he’s all, he might someday not come home because someone will decide it’s time to beat the pederasses. Homophobes, at least stop getting to them.
P.S And this is not the propaganda of gayism at all, it is presented here without a single positive moment.