It was a funny video, the Italians seem to have done it. Comparative characteristics of Italy and Germany in different life situations. Including parenting too. Show the character-Germany with two babies, he feeds them with a spoon, babies grow up, he pushes them away. Then they show the same conditional Italy, also feeding two babies with a spoon, those grow, grow it, turn into such bearded healthy, and they all continue and continue to feed with a spoon.
And that country and the other is your hot favorite Europe)))

by George Zotov:

I have not been in Tajikistan for 22 years.
Hotel in the province. I go for breakfast with empty tables. and nothing.
I feel like I have breakfast.
Oh my brother! Now it will be shuffle.
I thought it was a Swedish table.
How much you want to eat chicken. You say - the lamb will be cut off... listen, but what is the Swedish table? All the meat is local.

What is the meaning of the word "CARL" that some add at the end of the phrase?

As the bomji say, I drink to the bottom, for those who leave, without dropping to the bottom.

=A=L=X=: Three currencies – the wise elves – for the good of their proud,
Seven currencies – cave dwarfs – for their mountain labor, (China, Japan, the Far East)
Nine – the people of the Middle-earth – for the service of the black (Middle East and Asia)
and fearlessness in the battle of the deadly,
The One Almighty, Lord of Mordor,
To destroy them all, to destroy their will.
and unite them forever in their earthly judgment
Under the rule of Almighty Lord Mordor.

Thus, the whole cycle of VK is a meta-idea that has mastered numerous minds "the dollar is about to collapse!".

Ren: You hear, it’s good to swallow.

xxx> Something is wrong with the weather.
yyy> what does it mean?
xxx> Are you in charge?
yyy> No
yyy> in Moscow
xxx> January-February-March-March-March Something is wrong with the weather.

Everyone praises the old Nokia. But it is all shit. Sitting on iPhone. There was no charging, and you need to get up in the morning by the alarm. I remember that somewhere on the shelf lies my old Phillips phone. I have not charged it for three years. Not only that it turned on, so there was 2/3 of the battery left )) In the morning on it got up, turned off. Maybe in a year or two.)

This is Goya:
The Suspicious:

The call. You know, I was a Jew only by wife, but since I recently divorced and to world Zionism relationship now I do not have, good it or bad - I ask you to erase my number from all mailings "Oh wait, don't hang the phone - we can offer you good girls from decent families!"

Nice girls from Jewish families with goyim are not connected!!! to
__________________

Where did you read about these girls from the Eugene families? Go away and do not prevent the poor Eugene from getting a piece of cat!

A dispute with a girl:
I will find someone who will only look at me.
Is he paralyzed?

The wise man replied:
Do not forget to move the commodity and spray underneath it.
— — —
Just give her a long flat shirt, wrapping it with a cloth, she will be able to gently wipe out the dust under the wrapper.

He will also get a long fuck for dinner. Which kind of smart. He was told to dust it, and he is a fucker on you, clean it yourself.

Comments on the terrible story laid out on the pickup:

+53 nitrox92 posted 5 years ago #
I read this story in the headphones in the bed and here the cat jumps out of the dark... My cry gathered the whole family :)

+17 Questern posted 50 days ago #
I am glad I don’t have a cat.

+67 names posted 50 days ago #
It would be bad if the cat still jumped out.

+48 DesRock posted 5 years ago #
A family who is not there will also escape.

Those who quit smoking about a delicate problem: help shrimp (in the season - fresh strawberries and strawberries) and beets. Well, and acidic dairy products, if they are normally digested.

Russian roads have only two states:

1st Should be repaired.

2nd at the repair.

The call came at ten in the morning. Maria Ivanovna put off the clothing of wool socks and removed the tube.
“Your grandson has just committed a serious accident,” the unknown man explained in a hurry. - A dear foreign mark is broken, there are victims, and this is from three to five years in prison... To help the grandson to avoid criminal responsibility, money is needed!
How much?
Two hundred thousand! An unknown voice said. Get the money – our man will come to you! And about this call to no one, or granddaughter will definitely warm up by stage!
“But I don’t have such money at home,” Maria Ivanovna whispered. You need to go to the bank, which is at the other end of the city.
- Go out on the street - the silver "giggles" will come to the house and take you where you need to. And remember: let no one say a word! In the interest of my grandson.

After driving half a city and stopping near the bank, the driver pressed his finger to his lips.
Maria Ivanovna answered the same. Back in half an hour:
“I forgot the plastic card’s PIN code,” she breathed hard. - I need to go to the house - it is there with me, it is recorded in the notebook...
Maria Ivanovna left the village, which was thirty kilometers from the city, with two bags of potatoes and a net of onions.
Put it in the luggage and go! She said she was bored.
In the bank? He asked him.
“Go home,” left Maria Ivanovna. Do you go to the bank with potatoes? And on the road near the supermarket brakes, you have to buy bread and milk.

The driver stumbled but remained silent. It is dark. The guy was nervous, and Maria Ivanovna was calm as an elephant.
“How to sit without a job would help my grandmother,” she noticed as she got out of the car. The fraudster followed her to the fifth floor. They were waiting for him in police uniform.
What about the grandson? The detainee was confused.
“I don’t have any grandchildren,” the fraud victim calmly replied. - As, of course, the road accident with human victims... I immediately bit you!
Why did you go to the bank?
To pay for the apartment and the phone.
What about Dacia?
“To bring potatoes and onions home,” explained Maria Ivanovna. Go go go go! I am not your grandmother with a cat, but a retired police major!

Author - © Oleg Gonozov.

In Togliatti, a machine uprising began and quickly stalled.

to this.

When you assemble the furniture and at the end there are screws and boulders, so that the ready-made structure to the wall, you stand and think "nakera? I understand that the commodity, although huge, but at the same time sufficiently square and heavy not to fall.

When you open all the boxes of the box, the center of gravity will move and this huge miracle will be overturned. The important thing is that the child does not know. In short, do everything according to the instructions - from and before.

Doctor, is it not painful?

For whom how. Patients are hurt. No to me.

The question to those who like to give advice here: tell me how to get rid of you this once humorous site?

aaa: A completely natural mistake in the announcement on the rental of the apartment: "Kuznia 8 m2" ;-)

bbb: Hehe, an apartment for fans of fantasy)))

Of all the things I know about the weather, there is only one thing that happens: if a turtle blooms, it is on the street.