After the Soviet assault of the German Königsberg in the zoo survived only the henot, lama and begemot Hans. And Hans survived not very: 7 injuries. It is easy to get to Behemoth. Zoo technician Vladimir Polonsky saved Hansa and kept a diary:
He accepted treatment for begemot on April 14, 1945. It was the first time I helped with water. Then I tried to give him milk. Next time the cabbage. Beethoven went to eat. But three days later he refused. I rushed to get a vodka. I gave 4 liters. After that, Behemot began to ask for food. I first put the enema (4 liters of distilled water), then started feeding it. Behemot tried to go out, but since he was drunk, he snorted himself... Behemot began to eat, but he did not recover. I put a second enema (4 liters of distilled water). Beethoven was recovering.
Two weeks have passed. Beethoven eats poorly. I decided to give vodka - 4 liters. Beethoven began to eat well. But back came the shutdown. I put another clitoris. Beethoven is fixed,
He eats badly. I decided to give vodka (4 liters), and the begemot began to eat great. There were unpleasant days, I eliminated them by changing meals. He managed to save Behemot without leaving him after 21 days. After 1 month and 19 days I have achieved complete health and now I am engaged in the training of the begemot as riding on the begemot in the park, etc.

Hitler’s coat!
Really a coat!

Well, here I bring the garbage to the urn and clean up for my dogs. There are acquaintances who do the same. And at the same time, there are people walking nearby, who get to pick up their own dog fucking, even in the micro-area and hanging a bunch of containers with bags, and shrimpers, which collapse in all respects in the same place where they eat. They say "Start with yourself" is useless – "What is this? Let the doors clean, we pay the money!". Someone has noticed here that on Saturdays those who do not waste, clean up the shit. Pigs are cleaner, honest word, they, animals, sting at the maximum distance from the place where they eat.

Old but in place.
I am ashamed that I am Russian.
“Don’t worry, many here are ashamed that you are Russian.

There was everything in the war. And German soldiers rescued Soviet children, and Soviet soldiers murdered, robbed and raped civilians in Europe. Simply "uncomfortable" facts are well filtered. There was no internet, it was much easier to control the people.

Everything happened in the war, you are right. And cases of barbarism, rape among Soviet soldiers of course happened. The only punishment for this was a shot. And this is not propaganda, this was told to me by a participant in the event.
The Germans are harder. There were also cases of rescuing children, and entire families, and even Jews (now about this Oscar-winning films are filming, a blessed theme). It was only more common when the Germans burned each village together with the inhabitants, but if they suspected ties with the partisans, they must be burned.
Well, about the memories of the inhabitants of the occupation I do not need to read - two aunts lived under the Germans for six months, I still remember how their faces darkened when the conversation about it entered. They didn’t like to tell the truth about it, they were limited to "terrible it was", "abuse", once only I, a 10-year-old boy, listened to how they and some other aunt remembered it. Really scary.

(I don’t know how to cook)

I’m cooking a bouillon here. Guess which one.
Well, maybe a chicken?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Now guess how I understood it.
Is it written on the label?
XHH : No.
Do you know how to distinguish meat?
HHH: Nor is it.
I am lost in guessing.
There, in the pot, the pen swims.
O O O O O O

War and the Germans

My grandmother was a child in the occupied territory. Belarus, Bobrovich - if anyone is interested. And she said that the German threw her a piece of bread, just after burning a couple of houses with people alive inside in his company. The kindness so and perla, yersh your copper.

The Moon and the Vampires. The moon reflects too little sunlight. Therefore, ultraviolet will be little. It is ultraviolet that kills vampires, it’s time to know. These are classic vampires.

If we see the moon during the day, will the reverses turn from it?

xxx: How to overcome the embarrassment to go to the intimate shop?

YYY: No of course. Just take it and go in. It’s almost the same as being fat, going to the puppy for the first time. At some point you realize that you either cheer at everyone or don’t cheer at a couple of idiots you’re unlikely to ever meet again in your life.

zzz: This comparison with the cockroach is very accurate. I’m fat, and I’ve had to get around for a long time and take myself in my hands before I first went into the bucket and asked where they had the giant dildo here.

I trade the rails, in our time turn as you want.

Chel: Pay on 865 chipsets interests, under 775!
I am OK. Necessity is needed?
I have a Core 2 Duo.
I: He is not supported.
CHEL : Yes? There is a list on the site!
I am :? What is written in front of your counterpart in the compatibility table?
Tagged with: "N"

Dreak: Soon the movie will go 20 minutes, and then an hour of scenes after titles.

If there are unsuccessful doubles,

Enouf: If in Russian cinema left only successful duplicates, and unsuccessful went after titles, then it would be.

Thinking harmful

I recently thought about the fact that sunlight is deadly for vampires. A "moonlight" is the sunlight reflected from the moon. How to live now?

Breathe calmly. Vampires have always had some complicated relationships with reflections and reflected rays.

Discussion of the article about unusual mating in all kinds of exotic creatures:

Think of me as old-fashioned, but the human ritual of domestication and, of course, sexual intercourse is millions of times better than that of the octopuses, God’s cowboys, dolphins, pterodactiles, slugs, cats, robots, turtles, turtles, reptiles, orcs, flower cats, sea stars and others. I have been convinced a hundred times.
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WOW: What, however, do you have an extensive... experience of intersex acts :D Do not even withstand comparison with the left hand?

xxx: and in general, the telescope was not easier to set up than a large dog, in terms of place.
I gave my mother her favorite chair.
WOW: Well, the telescope is less challenging in care than the dog) This is clearly a plus)
HHH: and not laughing
And he does not ask for attention, say, look, master, the clouds have cleared up, the sky is dark, three hours of night. Go to Walk!
Do not eat, do not hurt, do not need to walk)
It is also possible to use a telescope.
I would say the telescope is even much more useful than a man))))
The tube is more precise

Americans don’t all like their country’s foreign policy. So they live inside.
The Russians don’t all like their country’s internal policy. They want to live outside.

The YouTube video shows a downward transmission: a system of 16 hexadecimals, the first of which makes a turn in 1.5 seconds, the second in 12 seconds, the third in 1.6 minutes... The sixteenth is touchingly twisted by a self-cut, because it must make a full turn in 2 with over a million years.

WaTerFeeel: This video clearly shows the effectiveness of the state structure in transferring money from the budget to the population.

From comments on Facebook:

Once a modest slurry craftsman hung on his bench an additional badge "here the windows are sold". A few years later, expanding the business, added to it "and steel doors". And one night someone from the local intellectual hooligans (or hooligan esthetics) under this banner attributed them to his palace bought by the helmeting Hector.

If you were promised golden mountains, then at least a bunch of shit you can count on.

The Cholera.
The cycle of infectious diseases, the usual morning, we prepare for the circumvention, report to the docent on new receipts, discussion of changes in the condition of patients over the past day, routine.
Fast steps and an open door, an excited studio explode the routine:
“Doctor, in the department – cholera!”
Everything and everything froze, the legendary severe infectious disease, the epidemics of which have plagued thousands of people - in the past, historically.
In our time - single cases in the south, no cases in Latvia, years as already 50, or even more. A forgotten disease, firmly seated in the legends of medical history. What we knew, the larvae of doctors, - quarantine, cruel," let everyone in, let no one out," compulsory treatment with antibiotics, intravenous infusions to save from dehydration...
All the attention turned to the docent - calm, I would even say - the flegmatic Latvian didn't seem surprised or alarmed.
Cold-blooded grandmother, I thought of myself, young man, do not panic.
Her self-control was really phenomenal.
She quietly asked the student to cover the door and report in order the history of the cholera patient.
The interpretative distinguished began to tame the usual phrases, facts, we gradually calmed down - until the case came to describe the symptoms...
Yes, this is actually cholera, the similarity of the symptoms was absolute and classic, as the textbook thought.
Being an excellent student, the studio teacher told about the patient, it seemed, everything...
We were wrong.
The assistant, asking if this is all and receiving the answer that yes, it is all, briefly thanked the speaker and melancholy noted, a good report, almost excellent, but one, the most important detail, missed.
Kaaak, what was the excited student?! to
“College, in your undoubtedly outstanding report you forgot to mention the profession of the patient...”
What does this mean for obvious cholera? Our excellent opponent.
“Normally, no one, but in your case, it’s the most important fact, believe me.”
“What evidence do you have?”The rising star of infectious diseases.
“Yes, don’t be upset, you’re not the first, you’re not the last, last week with another group he had a bubonic plague.
My prediction is that he will get typhoid next week.”
The docent smiled with her soft and somewhat mysterious smile, we did not understand anything from this beliberda - plague, cholera and typhus in one patient?!?! Why was he so angry with the gods that every week he got a new deadly disease?! to
“It’s very simple, colleagues, the patient is a doctor, retired.
Moreover, he is a former teacher of infectious diseases, who has traveled and seen many terrible diseases.
Now he has hepatitis, lying with him for a long time, he is already very tired of everything, so he has fun, playing future doctors.
The benefit, however, is great from it – it is a wonderful example of the importance of critical thinking in the most sad circumstances.
Don’t forget the lesson he taught us all.”
Years have passed, we have all turned from the larvae of doctors to matrix professionals of the stethoscope and scalpel, working around the world.
But I am sure that no one of us forgot this story.
With the coming holiday, don’t get sick!

Someday I’ll tell my grandchildren that I’m older than the internet. It will blow up their brains.