XXX: We need to make a new TV show. A group of people are transplanted from opto-fiber to an old good dial-app for a month. Some kind of survival :D

The slogan of the People’s Front—"Well, do you want to shoot something in your head, fool?"

Recently my hat in my taxi was left tied. I did not calculate who could leave (there was a lot of work), said as usual to the dispatcher.for 2 days no one called the office about the hat.the order was from the stock exchange. Well, she got tired of me rolling in the car, put on the seat...seated back passengers...after examining the seat – they took away, so I melted the find. Once so left a small bag of garbage was taken away (I didn't have time to throw it out on the parking lot)))) Here are the passengers who will take away unnecessary things and garbage themselves))))))))))))))))
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I understood! I do not disperse! I just don’t know how to prioritize...

I talk to my mother on the phone:
Come home soon, I’ll tell you something.
I: Say it now! Are you afraid of being listened? Putin, the bomb, Allah!Now exactly the magnetofones of the intelligence services have turned on!
M: Muthy shit!

My mom is the best.

Our hockey players, not only shaved before the match...They, the fucks, probably did the epilation in the bikini zone!!!! to

xxx: 120 in the garden under Smells Like Teen Spirit;)
yyy: 150 by Mkadu in the area of Altuška under Limp Biscuit "Kip rolling")))
zzz: 5 at Kashirka at 8 am under the radio...

My mother burned today.
(M) - I was advised a horror film here, said very scary, called..."Diabetes"
(I) Oh oh the wrath! Is there such a name?
(M) - Well maybe not "diarry", well something about it, typically...
After 5 minutes...
I remembered it!! "Spring"
(I) O_o O_o O_o
(M) -... well or "asral"
What is "Astral"?! to
(M) Oh of course!

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I bought a washing machine, which is silent.

I sit next to you, I hear nothing.

Rejoice

YYY (23:52) :
I forgot about her ?

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Then she finished washing.

At the end, he performed a winning song.

by night)

From Habr:
111> Can we make a home file washer of 90 terabytes?
222> Have you decided to download a torrent tracker? =) is
111> Yes pornography lab should be downloaded for the case
Moreover, if you only watch new videos and do not repeat, this good will be enough for distant descendants up to the XXIII century.
444> With such a stock of descendants may not be...

HH: I think your references are the same as mine.)
ууу: what references are there))) I have already used pornography by contact to watch))) I sit, I rejoice)))) there are babies so in the camera, I wait for her to get the genital organ out of her mouth and start passing hello to everyone who knows her)))

Hello, you are at home.
Michael at home
Evgeny: Very busy
Michael: You are talking now.
Evgeny: I would look at my inets or it may be muddy on the modes of internet icons does not show
Don’t have time to watch?
Is it a USB modem?
Evgeny: Yeah fuck you know I don't understand black with onthenko not bubble
Do you get involved in the JSB?
Evgeny: cable to modem
Is the cable in the USB?
Evgeny: So what is so a yousb?
The South-eas-by The hole is rectangular in the system block ~ 13x5 mm with 4 contacts. There are flashes and other laurels.
Evgeny: not on the modem such as on the regular modem outputs all
Michael: So tell me where do you put it in the modem?
by Eugene: Yes
Michael: B*I, what is it? ))) Where is?
Evgeny in the system
Where is the system? In the LAN? Or just a system?
Evgeny: Just in the symphony
Do you just eat iron? Do you throw in the mass?
Just in iron.
Are you a drug addict? Therefore it does not work (take it into the lan)

xxx: Shake up, my hair is gone...><
Yup, how is it? O_O
I was washed in the evening, and my fan broke yesterday, well, I wiped my head with a towel, not to the end, of course... And you know. I have some hair, if I don’t dry, in the morning everything will shrink and you will hair... Well, I wore a rubber cap so that I don’t shrink... it’s a pipet) now I’m even afraid to go to the hairdresser, they’ll dare to cheat.
See also: ROFL

Someday I will be crazy rich. And my wife, the blonde-photo model, will have a car with the number E666. And my car will have the number E666.
by Homa.

When I made meat with corn, my husband looked at it and said, “You have made us cat food O_o".

The hair can’t be behind the ear – not the face, but the hood. I have healed a lot in the last few months.
yyy: I think the concept of "norms" is now very underestimated. can "house" is the opposite good? Or you look at the girl differently, as if she is and as if she is not. But when there’s room for gentleness then it’s another thing :)
xxx: "space for tenderness", you said well.
The store for big ladies should be called: Space for tenderness.

xxx: I am pleased every time my sister says to me: I can buy shoes for 3500p and I will never ask for anything again!! to

with the phrase "I used GPS" usually begins some ass

I watched Silent Hill yesterday. Today in the city tested the system of public emergency warning. Destroyed...

Call a woman a goddess and she will require sacrifices from you.