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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97984
 16.05.2014
Galatea23: You may not sing, but still distinguish the notes.
Galatea23: I hear a lie, and I can lie myself.
White: and I do not accept half measure, which means "I can lie"... I believe that if you can, then you must definitely do it.
White: I am constantly lying.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97983
 16.05.2014
Aaa: And I have after 1000 points in "Well, wait!", the cartoon showed. I was in the hospital for a long time. He hurt.

BBB: I had the same. Also a brain shock.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97982
 16.05.2014
Ter Ra (0:45): In the middle of the first night, going to the kitchen for water, I found in the corridor wheels... removed from the car. Three things. I decided to enter them. I went in and realized I wasn’t going out...I had to call my mom. Can you imagine her face?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97981
 16.05.2014
Dear Crimeans, do not turn Crimea into Sochi, do not let Armenians come to you! I want my children and I to be able to relax comfortably at home, but I will not go to Sochi anymore.
All good and happy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97980
 16.05.2014
Home Weekends Turn off the phones (leave a message on the respondent that you are resting). Get up early so that the child still sleeps (as an option - give for the day to relatives. Take a full bath of water. Take the pre-built oil for the bath. Soak in a pleasant warmth. Relax to. and dream. Take a pre-pulled glass of juice from the washer. Remember the advertisement, smile. Relax further. After half an hour, go out and wrap yourself in a warm towel. Dry up. Makeup, hair, take care of the skin and hair. Stretch your favorite underwear, paint in it in front of the mirror. Down the hair. Remember how many greedy male looks you’ve seen lately, how many silly compliments, transparent hints and direct requests. Smile in revenge and say, “A fig to you!”". Then sit in front of the TV (computer), turn on your favorite movie and devote the whole evening to pleasant nothing.
It is class! The advice is great!! Just a bit strange to hear it from you)))
Five years in a group with 20 girls don’t go for nothing.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №97979
 16.05.2014
This is the "right" gay. He lives as he thinks necessary and does not tell anyone about it, not to go to parades. And the main thing is not convincing others of some of their rights and their uniqueness. To be friends with such or not - to decide in each case. The Propaganda Act aims to reduce the number of "non-traditional" relationships
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The Propaganda Act aims to disturb society with Super Important Issues, so that society actively discusses them. Don’t feed society with bread, let us talk about morality, the fall of morals and a rotten Europe. In the meantime, the real problems in the state are not even going to be solved. She noted that people who are busy with business, as a rule, do not care who sleeps with whom and who prays. And since the Russian society is, in the masses, a society of arrogant, clever lazy people - they just have enough time to discuss all this wild shit. Any normal person from childhood knows that people should be judged by their actions, not by orientation, faith, color of skin and place of residence.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97978
 16.05.2014
As a person who grew up on the asphalt, I hardly notice the beauty of straight corners and strict lines, but the twisted path, nestled on a strictly rectangular lawn with evergreen grass, is nice to me. It reminds me that there are still living souls moving on two legs in this messy rush of geometry and automotive industry.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97977
 16.05.2014
The Knowledge:

In Yerevan, they are much quieter than in Russia, where in the evening you scatter from every shadow, and there you can walk alone, nobody will ever hurt. In general, they are very nice and hospitable people. Not the example of our arrogant Russians.

Hope, hope... A male being wrote or was close to him, I suppose? But two modestly dressed light-Russian girls, even in the daytime, even on the people's street, will not be allowed to walk away without climbing and holding hands to the store for food.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97976
 16.05.2014
This is:
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The world is full of paradoxes, I stand waiting for my wife in the courtyard. next to a large field of fresh-planted lawn, there are paved paths. It is not all (all!) The inhabitants of a nearby huge house are stopping on the lawn. I am 100% sure that these are the same people who are so fiercely riding on drivers who are riding the wheel on the lawn.
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Have you tried to walk from this house on the path to the stop?
We have new trails made fairy: where they are not convenient to walk, and where they are needed - they are not. For example, the trail can suddenly curl or end up in a deadlock, and to get to the next piece of pavement tiles in the right direction you need to either walk along a grass of 5 meters, or make a 50-metre hook. Or, elsewhere, a sidewalk flowing smoothly into the parking lot. To walk on the sidewalk you need to take to the left for 5 m, climb the staircase, go 20 meters and descend from another sidewalk, turn 5 m to the right to return to the sidewalk after the finished parking area. The slopes for the descent / lifting of the wheelchairs are not provided, the steps have disintegrated in a year (I don't know what they are made of). "They walked on foot" on the parking lot. The feeling that houses are built in a spherical vacuum, without attachment to the terrain or to the surrounding infrastructure.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97975
 16.05.2014
Dialogue with the Supplier (P)
I: -Good morning, please account: Spiral tape heat resistant, 10 type size - 20m.
Colour black
A: Good day to you! There are no spiral black stripes available, only natural color is available in stock.
I: I’m afraid to sound like an idiot, but natural to you is what?
A: It is a transparent color.


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97974
 16.05.2014
As my girlfriend said: “It’s good to be single-celled: eat well! It’s like that in the clothes."

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97973
 16.05.2014
From the rabbots of me out the sound of the perforator from the cabinet of the buxgalttery.Looking there, I see a card:financyct uppornno cverlit electrodrelou kipa documentov for the pudding and arxivation...
So much o_o, so much o_o

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97972
 16.05.2014
To shake the tongue, to talk, to talk.
Lying is lying.
To betray is to beat.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
No to! Ho! I am!

Late to talk
Lying is lying
betrayed to steal
Beating – Beating

and E! Come here, you have to be late.
What is Nana?
But you told me that you didn’t take the potatoes out of my garden. You have to be betrayed for this! My brother and I will visit tonight.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97971
 16.05.2014
Today, builders measured the length of the circle of a three-four-inch pipe with a cat’s tail, wrapping it around the one, and then measuring the length with a sling. Apparently translating inches into centimeters and multiplying by PI was not fate. Stangel-Koshkel is a...

Z is. The cat was not hurt.

[ + 11 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97970
 16.05.2014
Thank God they are called us.
PIDORAS, expressing relationships and
Forming an image...

Maybe I will explain it to someone...
Gay is undoubtedly a sexual deviation, contrary to nature, but the fact is that it is innate. Its action is reduced to the fact that a person is excited by people of his sex and everything. Neither mental nor moral qualities are affected. But we also form an image, and in fact insinuate from childhood that you are a fool. Here are the frics growing up with a decayed psyche and conducting nauseous parades. Do not form anything, please consider us diabetics and someday it will come to everyone that their sexual partners should only worry about their gynecologists.

Sorry that’s not funny, but it hurt.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97969
 16.05.2014
You write as Prometheus translates.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97968
 16.05.2014
Bashu for 10 years it turns out, what... and it would seem quite recently quotation about anime and KDE was a cappet of what popular. Time is Flying (

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97967
 16.05.2014
to this:

I stand at the train station in line for bus tickets. There is a closet in front of me. Specific such a cabinet 200x200. This is a typical orc with a corresponding iblis. We stand, the turn seems to even move, the heat... The Orc’s turn comes at the box office.
A ticket for 2 hours.
Where is?
In the Orsk.
Who would have thought he was home? O_O

Well, this is one of the theories about the population of our glorious city of Orsk.
And the second is that the ORSK may be an abbreviation; the remote district of the Depository Custodians. That is quite justifiable, since in the post-war years there were very many German prisoners of war in our city, and nowadays - regime establishments.
Orsk is a city on the river Orsk.
And about the jokes, about the orcs, no one has laughed at us for a long time ;)

With respect, one of the orcs =D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97966
 15.05.2014
A Singaporean airliner has landed in Bali because of the spouses who are sumoists.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97965
 15.05.2014
Society must form in the minds of the new generation the understanding that this is abnormal, that it does not correspond to what nature has laid down, etc. This generation will pass on to the next.
And thank God that we call them PIDORAS, expressing relationships and shaping an image. And gay people live in Europe, grow beards, try to raise children, and so on.
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I will tell you an interesting story. So, there was (and there is, but about it later) a great friend – a wonderful smart person, a programmer, an interesting interlocutor, all that. I am a girl, and when I was lonely, I even thought about putting an eye on him, although outwardly he is not quite in my taste.
Then he admitted to me that he was gay.
Tell me, "imaging image", how did I expect to react to this? Send it somewhere away and say "I am not friends with p##rams"? Just abandon a friend, and convince him once more that in this world he will never be able to rely on a normal human attitude? Naturally, I did not do so. And before he confessed to me, I couldn’t even assume that – because outwardly and behaviorally he is a normal normal guy. Not manned, not painted, not wearing pink, Moses's Bilan's Beast is not quite similar. So I overcame the broken pattern and did not change my attitude. Think – maybe among your friends will be "not like"? It’s not easy to recognize them if they don’t want to.

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