In Russia, it is much safer to cross the road to the red and look at the sides than to go to the green and not look.

The ice left us.
The Titanic joined us.
The HDD has split.

I go to the metro. Here at the stop in the crowd, a dog enters the car. Well, first I think someone brought, and then I look without a necklace, without anything - well homeless in general. We go with her. She stands quietly, not laughing. From the soundtracks, the next station is like that. She approaches the door, stands in front of her. The door opens, but she does not come out. We continue in the crowd, my next stop. Well, I’m so joking, talking to the dog "You’re going out next?" She turned her head to me and moved to the side. I saw the faces of the passengers. 0_o 0_o 0_o

Why do you think our yesterday played so well at the end of the game and were able to break the Canadians?
2: Shake up the hole.

I paint on the asphalt with a white slice the word SISKI!
Enough of the small, curly, the first number also f ball!
The word SISKI in the large font, "Times New Roman" in the ceglime 30, I painted a white mole, the shob size was the number fifth... © Nightmare

Goodbye to you, the former ruminant quotator of the rune...now the quotator of the minor idiots.

The Forum:
I want a network! Damn tired without net.... house small - h.z. The jump of the people will be - the star, 153
Are there options? I submitted an application in the city - they said that after the new year - little to believe. ADSL is gone, there is no phone.
Crying or Very Sad

I want Grandma! Damn tired without a baby... house small - h.z. There are no normal babies in it at all.
Are there options? submitted an application in the city - they said that after the new year the babies will be released - little believed. The inflatable baby falls off - there is no pump.
Waiting for Options

©trup_zn

Jurets: Shash asked the guy, if they have a system administrator, in response heard "This is such a silver box?"

Lotox: What happened to the server?
Connect: Naškalnika, may servira pastavil, fribizdia installa učinil, apachi sabral, pyhape patключиль, sapuju, and anono - ajambeh pashambe echelbe satanama!
Lotox: Kirill, if you don’t start expressing yourself normally, we’ll find a new system administrator. I repeat the question – what happened?
Connectivity – what? It happened... )
Lotox: BL%d

Anny> Do you have a program to change the format?
SLESH> in the sense?
Anny> Well that the formats can be changed.
SLESH> formats of what?
Anny> Are you stupid? The file format of course!! to
SLESH> what are the files?
Anny> You are a brake, not a programmer! files on the computer.

I read and re-read. Balsams for the heart. I am not alone.

The joke was:
We go somehow with the chore (his name is Dan, he is a teacher at school) through the dark courtyard at 10 p.m. It is dark. I watched a hop-stop company. I think we need to prepare for the worst. We pass by them, and from the crowd (chapter 15) it is said “Hello, Denis Viktorovich!” and he replies “Hello, young people.” I am confused (what whispered) "who is this?" and in response Dan says quietly "this is my studio". I am crying :)

And if I don’t know what a shit is eating, that doesn’t mean I’m stupid.

Trus is the sponsor of the hero.

For some reason, the Russians, unlike other peoples, are proud of non-observance.

rules and their violation. Who else will be proud to show?

Hach protocols and compare, who has the fixed speed higher?

Now the technical progress has come to the help of the Khashoggi, the help of the Haishnikovs

No need anymore. Everyone has GPS navigators, and they have such a useful one.

Automatic memory of maximum speed.



In a very warm company there was a conversation about fast riding. Yes I

- Yes, I do - so what do you chase, your redvan doesn't do 250 at all - and I do.

Gorky - well, from Gorky I had 300 - and so on. Word for word,

Battled on the bet. They put a green hundred on the table and went.

navigators - who has the recorded speed higher, the whole bank and

will take.



And a quiet intellectual named Oleg came into the company. When they started

When I bet, he also got his hundred. Then they came to him, and all knew.

That his car is obviously not from McLaren's booth, the Japanese woman killed for years

20 of the family. If you want to volunteer

A hundred bucks, who will object?



They brought the navigators and began to compare. 220 - 230 - 235 - and what do you have?

and 180? “Yes, I gave the testimony a day ago – 250 – 250 – Oh, Schumacher! by 275. and

Here, Oleg gets his device and shows the number. 824 km per hour. to all

The jaw drops, but there is nowhere to go, they argue about the testimony.

The Sensor. Oleg wins with dignity. Subsequently, as

The majority was drunk.



When they separated, someone quietly asked:

Oleg, did you hack the navigator? They don’t seem to hack.

Yes is no. I turned it on one day in the plane.



http://proza.ru/texts/2008/05/18/361.html

No matter how much the West tries to put Russia on its knees, it continues.

Be proud to lie!

Russia is the world champion in hockey!
Tran3; yeah, no shit :) as if heading and really such a cool coach!

Support service of one of the providers, 3 o'clock at night. call by phone. The conversation was approximately like this, after which the phone was hanged:
Is this the support service?
- Yes
Can you really help me technically?
- Yes
Ahhhhhhhh...

Tanya (16:55:07 16/05/2008)
How are you, Maxim?

? to
Tanya (16:59:49 16/05/2008)
You have drowned me today.

Max Kretschett (17:00:17 16/05/2008)
It is for sex.

Tanya (17:00:40 16/05/2008)
Maybe, but I have MS, I’m just dying today.

Max (17:01:01 16/05/2008)
Does the head hurt?

Tanya (17:01:08 16/05/2008)
No is

Max (17:01:18 16/05/2008)
And then the oral!! to

Tanya (17:01:48 16/05/2008)
What if I had an anal?
Max (17:02:06 16/05/2008)
What a guess you are!!! ?

Josh: Guys, but who is better off falling the harpy feathers?? to
You won’t believe... with GARPIA!!!! to

SKAzo4Huk (22:03:22 17/05/2008)
Even the impotent would want to stumble ;)

† VinDicta † (22:07:51 17/05/2008)
I’m not interested in impatients.)

SKAzo4Huk (22:14:07 17/05/2008)
The poor impatients ?

† VinDicta † (22:14:27 17/05/2008)
the poorest of them.)