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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30075
 15.05.2010
You know I can’t be scared!! to
He: Why is he?
It is because I am afraid!!! to

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №30074
 15.05.2010
X: Why did you make fun of me?! to
For the fluid!
ZZZ: For the off-top!
Qqq: for the VDV!))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30073
 15.05.2010
Wow, how good I am.
I read here everything you write, and in my head: "and I would feed..."and I would not be offended..."and I would laugh..."
I’ll go, I’ll put myself in the frame.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30072
 15.05.2010
Dark: Blizzard helps to catch drug traffickers (news)
Dark: They don’t tolerate competition.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №30071
 15.05.2010
xxx: today in the weather forecast on TV said that in the morning will be zero breasts, and by evening will warm up twice
Question: What will the temperature be in the evening?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30070
 15.05.2010
I watched hockey yesterday, for the first time in my life - Russia-Belarus. I don’t know the rules, but I look closely at the screen and automatically associate with football.
Look at, look at! This is an attack on the goalkeeper. There will be penalty.
There are no penalties in hockey.
The penalty?
There are no penalties in hockey.
Why are they cheating on each other?
Because in hockey, everyone often cheats each other.
I am beginning to like this game.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30069
 15.05.2010
X: It is floating, the classmate! )))
Logoped in another window.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30068
 15.05.2010
Do you want to sit on a diet?? to
Sit down, I am standing.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30067
 15.05.2010
I walked through the park today and saw a sign on the tree: "Dolls - birds of peace, love and prosperity! Feed the pigeons and you will have peace, love and prosperity!!" And at the bottom of the pencil is signed: "Piggy"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30066
 15.05.2010
Nurse Jessop Weilett managed to survive after the HMHS Britannic ship in 1916 exploded on a German mine, and the boat she sat in for evacuation was pulled under a rotating screw. Four years earlier, the same nurse was on board the Titanic — a ship of the same class and the same company — and also managed to survive. And in 1911, Weilett was on board the "oldest brother" of these two launches - "Olympic", when he collided with the cruiser "Hawk", although no one was injured in that accident.

O_o grandmother of a guy with dollars... so he has roots from England

British scientists are drawing

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №30065
 15.05.2010
<Happy Birthday> to all of you!! to
<ZEK>: Greetings from the Annual
<casual> Good afternoon!
<Mi2>: Greetings to Anna...
<LamoSS>: Greetings to you!
<Style>: What are you! Only one of my names was written with the big letter. and :-*
<LamoSS>: From Which City Are You? and :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30064
 15.05.2010
After the last series of House, now I also put milk not in the door, but deep in the refrigerator.
Do you want the milk to be cold?
No shit, I’m afraid that Wilson will leave me.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №30063
 15.05.2010
There is good weather on the street, the sun is shining. You go, rejoice in the coming warmth, smile. Those who attend the meeting smile and deliberately take their eyes away. You understand that you look good, taste well dressed, and your smile likes girls. And you are struggling with yourself until the next fairy who came across, mysteriously smiling, will say to you, "Young man, your width has broken up."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30062
 15.05.2010
X: Hello to you!
X: How is it?
U: It looks stupidly into the monitor and pretends to work.

[ + 130 - ] Comment quote №30061
 15.05.2010
How about the wedding? Have gone?
The pipet was the most complete when a witness and a witness, according to tradition, went to collect the little things from the guests - for a boy, for a girl - well, for whom more type will be recruited, the first in the young will be born. It was the turn of the fox, which was already good. "On a boy, on a girl?"-That take and lament that the girl has already been thrown down. The boyfriend before the boyfriend. The emotions were...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30060
 15.05.2010
An experienced driver differs from an inexperienced by the fact that an experienced driver will never stumble in his nose when entering a lying police officer.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №30059
 15.05.2010
to this:

I decided to smoke with a friend "Gypsy"
I say: "Make a pull and give me in my mouth"....in a second we laugh for 5 minutes...then I decided to get up... "Stretch, and blow me up!"....=)
____________________
I think you are smoking something wrong.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №30058
 15.05.2010
I just remembered one case.
When my husband ran on me for something, I did the following to stop the quarrel:
She took his hand, raised him to the chest and asked, "Dear, it seems that my breasts have grown. See also"
The dispute ended immediately.
c) from the

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №30057
 15.05.2010
Our country is so harsh that it has a state standard on road holes.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30056
 15.05.2010
to this
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I am coming from work today, in front of a truck. On it the finger banally writes "Wash me", and below another handwriting "Time is not!".
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That fucking everything. Yesterday I saw a dirty six with the inscription "Wash me", and underneath it the answer: "She is punished."
I do not understand this banally.

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