I actually came to the fact that life only begins after 30, and everything before that is a demo version.
XHH: Well, roughly speaking, you have to pump the Persian first and then go to the top of the squat in the pathos and the arena.

In the laundry machine, everything that is folded together with the cartridge is always found in it, as if it was not folded carefully. And suddenly I get my clothes after washing - and in the machine one carpenter! The first thought: I waited, they co-operated with the washing machine and ate all the clothes! Discovered a loss on the ceiling of the drum - from fear, probably?

Captain obviously has a girl's name Smolette

One village was flooded, the road, the bus and all transportation was disrupted. A local forest entrepreneur, by his willful decision and with the help of good people, built a pedestrian bridge at the site of the meltdown. As the water arrived, the Ministry of Emergencies decided to conduct exercises in the submerged village. Meeting of the Ministry of Emergency Affairs at the built bridge:
Do you see the bridge?
and ah.
We will go to Moscow and write down what we have built.

From the discussion of the contest:

XXX: The plot is, the style is, the truth falls into the stamps in places.
The end is equal.
but. No one was killed, buried, raped, asked for a row of aircraft guns, or splashed in gravitational wreaths.
There is no action, no intrigue. All decorations are at the service of such an episode.
Five and a half pieces of burned sugar out of ten.

YYY: If in the story of the Wild West someone was asked for rows of aircraft guns, then it would obviously not be worth believing their own eyes =)

ZZZ: But, by the way, it would be very even conceptual: a break in the fabric of space-time, the above-mentioned LagG flows, behind it a plate with aliens who have flogged from such greed... And finally – Baba Yaga in a stupa. Aggressively swallowing Cotton Bayoon. All this clown makes a couple of twists over the theater building under the music of "Beni Hill" and disappears in the same gap. The Shaman smokes, the Dark in shock, the Light in thoughtfulness. The reverse has time to mark the wing of Lagha in a jump.

YYY: I don't know how Dark, but the author, imagining such a spectacle, is exactly in shock.

What to say about them, they need to be changed to a mini-bikini.
If a woman is in a closed swimsuit - it means that she has some problems with either the body or the head.
The same applies to boys in long beach shorts.

It looks like you have a head.

Murphy’s Law: Regardless of your hairstyle, there will always be a friend who will say, “Oh, you have a haircut!” and a friend who will say, “It’s time for you to have a haircut.”

During the audience vote, Russia gave Ukraine 10 points, and Ukraine to Russia – 12. The professional jury of both countries did not give each other points at all – 0."

Politics, you say?

I tried to find information here about the new game Doom. On the machine entered in Russian - EVERYTHING.
I remembered how the previous parts were played - and really EVER!

This

Go to school and don’t post your erotic fantasies here. Breast when feeding does not swell twice or three times, and the seventh size, even with milk, does not weigh 20 kilograms. And it doesn’t even talk like an anime heroine.
She has a sixth-size breast.

Breast during feeding easily spreads in three sizes and in two or three times. I speak like a lady who had a large stretch of the first size, and became the third. In order to overweight the first lady’s breasts, it is not necessary to weigh 20 kg. Learn physics and the rule of lever.

and NNN:

In the sixth grade, the change was worn in the office - well, normal children's games. Here the boy Dima began to push me, I in response slightly attached him to the closet, and on the closet was a pot with cactus, selected there for the winter sleep. The smoke hit the closet was enough for the pot to fall. Cactus then blossomed at the wrong time (decided, apparently, that it is necessary to reproduce, while the whole). And Dima, as I found out recently (no less than 20 years later), did not serve in the army due to a head injury. I don’t think it’s because of that, but I’m still a bit ashamed.

The cactus did not fall down. You have to find the best side in everything. As with my cat - yes, I fell from the fork, but on the window, not outside, thank the grid. Yes, places for cactus, but the pulse is still on aloe.

From Forum
Is John Snow alive or not? The first series is not the answer.
He is sleeping, he is at second.

by Andrei:
Sorry, but we are not prepared to take you as a creative director.
The sweetness:
very sorry.

I have nothing to regret for you.
Is it because you love me and have it all?
That’s because I have nothing.

My father’s friend decided in the distant 90s to sell an apartment and buy a house. Well, to the garden, farm, all the business. We then raised chickens, and he turned to his dad to help with advice, which and how much to take. His father told him to pick ten chickens and one cock, and the man went to the bird market. Bought, satisfied and brought home. After a month, she calls, complaining that the chickens are not carrying.
They went. We come to him in a barrel and slide down the wall from the chicken: nine cockroaches proudly walk around the chicken, and a unfortunate and completely crazy chicken runs into the corner.

The driver was delighted. He uses the words of a programmer. He can not go on the newly purchased iPhone 6 to the personal office of the bank to see the payment schedule on the loan he took for the purchase of this same iPhone...

It is logical that: the jury voted for Australia, the people - for Russia, on average won Ukraine.

What did you dream of as a child?
To make the world better?
And now?
The world has made me worse. ( by

To Eurovision 2017 in Kiev from Russia will go Twice Red Bannered Academic Ensemble of the Russian Army named after A. V. Alexandrov

A classic for those waiting for happiness:
Climax is approaching, and the Knight is not there!
3D Mandel