Behind the window at work, a view opens to a section of a long horizontal pipe, through which periodically, several times a day, a cat passes (something more often to the left than to the right). I call it a catch.

I am a footballer like...
How does "Spartak" become a champion?

17271 with difficult childhood
“Your children will tell you, ‘Fu dad, you are a poor man with the Sultan of Brunei’s wheels made of pure gold, you’re giving us a Ferrari here.

"Say, I am the only one such unique in the whole white light that (insert any ordinary action)?"- says every girl and is very proud of herself:D

Man, you seem to be crazy.
Have you seen the U.S. debt?! to
But...
Negroes are killed on the streets.

Popularizing the physics.

Fuel is like wine. It causes drunkenness, but does not burn, no matter how much it is. And in the atomic bomb is no longer wine, but self-driving. To get it, you need a clever device.

There are two labels.
Could we go out tomorrow?
Well, I don’t know... if only the fan stumbles, then I’m for it.

The indignant:
>>> And they are leading! 4th grade, 11 year old, a cowboy higher than me, an adult aunt. The school is in the yard of the house, not even the road to cross. But the grandmother pulls her granddaughter by the hand to the threshold of school. My grandmother also carries a wallet. Well, I have a reputation in the class as a fucking mother, with whom the child goes to school from the second grade, does work and homework himself.
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Well, portfolios wear this overload, but what they drive is their business. Look at the statistics of how many children are missing on the way to/from school. It completely disappears.
It was a 50-minute walk to school. Mom’s work was on the way. We went out every morning in any weather. By the end of class 11. We talked a lot over the years on the road. That time was only ours. You know, it is invaluable.

Number of Requests 17271:

You know, young man, I don’t love or respect your parents either. Except for the fact that, with all their efforts, they raised from their son a foolish, greedy beast.
With such a father, the child will inevitably and early understand that money is far from the main thing in life.

Landsknecht 21: Ura! Zona worked out.I now downloaded a kiddery of other pony.
Flavus: Oh... Kindera...
Fox400: No, no... And Kindera too...

And also the paste that the neighbor's dentist recommended - Crest.
tooth
It tastes like propolis + validol + mint.
If you think that medicines should be tasteless, then it should resurrect the dead :)

Who wants to go ride on Saturday?
yyy: I will leave ((
ZZZ: Where are you going?
YYY: On the Day
Zzzz: Oh the shuffles?
Tagged with: potatoes

xxx: you understand, guys, no matter what profession or vocation a person is... I do not recognize the division of positions at all. Whether you’re a programmer, game designer or tester, it doesn’t matter, the main thing is not a fucking marketer.

Try it on the shore, for example.
from the HSS, past the Kremlin and
To the bridge... bla, bla, bla...

In such situations, I hide the straw in a packet and bring it to the urn even if it is in a mile. And the pigs at least all around the urns must be put - one harp where they will get.

The first Christians were Russians.
YYY: Well you have swallowed. The apostles were Russians.
Of course the Russians! The names are Thomas, Peter, Andrei.

And all, no excessive body movements he does not need - his soldiers will leave. With all of the methods listed, and not only them. This is called "education through collective".
This is the same thing....

Therefore, we need people with the mentality of "school shooters". When the “collective” will know that the “burned” will take a knife the next night and cut their throats in a dream, the number of “teachers” will dramatically decrease. Well, while you are comfortable and pleasant in the hierarchy of pahan - six - cock... live in it and don't complain.

After the weekend, she shares her wedding impressions:
Thanks to Tamade, the wedding was unforgettable! Tamada (a aunt aged 40-45) invited only men for the first three competitions. During the competitions, the men had to move their hips - such as striptease, press, etc. After the fourth contest, Tamada got drunk and tried to fuck the winners of previous competitions.

by tuchkatuchka:
Remember the joke that in the ideal male world, no phone call lasts longer than 30 seconds?
Yesterday I received a letter from the ideal woman’s world. Approximately this:

I: Simple text
I: Simple text
I: Simple text

He: I understand you, I am wrong.

I wanted to give my child-free voice in a joke about the clowns caring for the children, and I remembered that not later than this morning on a walk I told my tailmasic:
We will go around the bushes with you, there are the alkas, and we will not go to that yard, there are the evil Yorkers.
And what am I better?
P.S By the way, if on the forum of dogs to replace, let's say, "my Baikal" on "my Petenka" - fuck you will distinguish from ovulatory

XXX: I choose the Linux distribution. So far no one likes it.
YYY: What prevents you from doing your own?
xxx: I want to get acquainted with Linux, not get rid of it.