You are a thief!
YYY : Why?
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I bought it for 9,000.
You are a fool :)

of Olken)
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
I definitely need to share – I drove around the city and the road yesterday!!!! Ura! Oh wow!!! to

Lord Cheshire
Who gave you the driving?

Olken
Why when I talk about this, everyone asks this question!???? to

to this:

The airline interrupted air traffic in Europe again.
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I really thought at first that this was the real name of the volcano, and I didn't even start reading it, but then my eye saw that something was wrong here )))))))))))

YYYY
We have different cockroaches in our heads.

XXX is
I have sex.)

I didn't watch TV for 4 months, yesterday turned on, stumbled on channels, decided to sell a telephone.

Freestyler
Are you with FreeBSD on you or on you?

QNX
to your Majesty)

The cat yesterday locked up in the suitcase and refused to go out.
Do you need a passport and a helicopter?
Aha, and the eggs back x)

Why is the third always ZZZ? He will be YY.
HHH
WOWU

Everything is in Russian :)

In the bus:
Well, I went there, looked at the model series, chose. They have all this so well put, you can choose a fitting for the outside and for the inside. Well, I ordered a bordello on the outside, and inside I chose such a fabric under silk, in pink flowers, lively so that it would be... And Sergey told me that I was stupid, I ordered a cloth in a flower in the grave.

We are working on creating a program to extract the info from the file and copy it to BD. Then suddenly, admin comes up:
A: Joba in the mouth
A: What kind of thing does this work for me?!!!! to
A: Where is the hammer? The journey is alive.
The Curtain O

I walk down the street, I see a man standing and holding an orange road cap in his hands.
XHH: It turned...
VLC Media Player is advertising...

But the cats communicate on a pure binary code: meu and not meu.

%username1% Help us! When my boyfriend gets drunk, he always starts harassing me. I reject him because I am convinced that you can’t have sex in a drunken form before the wedding. But the problem is that my boyfriend is sober and says he’s not my boyfriend and doesn’t even say hello. It is some impasse!
%username2% %username1%

You have to be a very brave man to be a coward in the Red Army. I.V. Stalin

From the Diet Forum
XXX: What do you do when you get fat?
YYY: I buy clothes for a larger size.

survived.
I took a boy to the army. I decided, when he wasn’t, to remove the cosmetics.
Plus the day I hugged ice cream - the throat is not whispering like a child.
I sat all day behind the comp - my eyes were tired and red.
After seeing all this, my mom decided that I was being killed because of the guy, until I became sick.
She took decisive measures... sent me to the village for a weekend with the words “nothing, daughter... you run there, you breathe, you bite a green onion... you can’t kiss anyway now.”
The pipet.

In the 17th century, British scientists discovered that apples fall down the ground.

From the forum:
Please tell me where to buy an antidote.
Is Misha going to get married?

The post-apocalyptic Moscow There are 2 mutants. One teaches another:
A canned bowl is better to choose with a flash. Meat is fat.

But be careful, there are counterfeits.

I think on the show "Wait for Me" there is a special hangar where the missing people are held...