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We will excite and we will not give!
I said "take it", but I did not excite it.
We go and we don’t go!
I am sorry :(

c) Vietnamese

<1> shorter this morning turned on the telephone while going to work
<1> and there was a discussion with representatives of some organization that deals with the problems of adolescent pregnancy
<1> this question needs to be paid more attention
<2> I can imagine that...
<1> well, and they promote anal sex as a method of contraception
<1> (I am of course only for)
<1> and then they announce their slogan: "in pop love - not to be a mother";
<1> I barely died of laughter

EuroVision 2012 in Azerbaijan..It is straight like the World Cup in Russia.

You can buy a house, but not a home, you can buy a bed, but not sleep, you can buy a watch, but not time, you can buy a book, but not knowledge, you can buy a position, but not respect, you can buy sex, but not love.
YYY: You can write wisdom, but you can’t capture the mind.

Commentary from the book website
Allen Carr: The Easy Way to Quit Drinking
Thanks to the author, I stopped drinking and discovered the amazing world of heroin.

The literacy verifier emphasized the "fire" and proposed the

xxx: and why on the asphalt near the houses now paint 01 in a circle?
yyy: means a place for a fire vehicle, if
xxx: aaaa... and I thought if the fire suddenly looked out the window - and you know where to call)))

xxx: I feel a strange satisfaction with the logic of what is happening when I see a car jumping on the hips and crabs with the inscription “Roads are the face of the administration.”

From the news:
The last Neanderthals on the planet found refuge in the Urals, where their population existed several thousand years after the generally accepted date of the extinction of this species.
The first comment:
They still live there!!! to

She is in hospital due to suicide attempt.
He: And what way?
It is tablets.
He is: stupid. Better a kilogram of laxative, I would have thought about it earlier.

I asked my friend to check the temperature in the inlet.
What is "Temperature on the Internet"

of Khabarovsk. I went with my husband to the CTO, I need to change the pads. The master - Korean Genah (K1), makes the car to another Korean (K2), they are clearly familiar, because they stub each other on any occasion. Another Korean (K3) arrives and approaches the master.
Q2: Gene, see what kind of fat customer came to you (kiva on K3)!
Q3: Gen, do you have a lot of customers in line after this Korean (kiwa on K2)?
Q1: all these pale faces (kiva on us)!
We, the pale faces, stood and roasted :)

What’s not in a woman’s bag?
Something... there is no place in it!

The first impression about me is always this: either a pidor or a drug addict. Why do people think they can’t be combined?

Shal: I quote an event I saw.
I walk down the street, 18.30, the highest peak, cars in three rows. On the other side of the street is a monastery, a temple operating. Suddenly a car next to me brakes. And all the flow behind her, too. I see a lady in the machine, one hand speaks on the phone, and the other hand shines itself with the sign of the cross, three times. She crossed - and everyone went.

I sit and think of myself: “Girl, you are the lazyest creature of all I know!”
XHHH: 7 times sneezed =(

Commentary on Slovenia’s performance at Eurovision:

XHH: Stay Full
YYY: Well, her voice looks like an Aguilera.
Zzzz: A fucking fuck on me

The standard situation: the student struggles with sleep, cries his nose and finally falls asleep. After a while, he begins to scream. A preacher approaches him, wakes him up and gives him a genius phrase:
Students, do not scream. On my couples can sleep, and snoring - can not!

Today asked to update Skype, during the installation of the update flew out with "Stop operation of the program...". It no longer starts.
I am not surprised what. It is worth noting the speed with which new owners have introduced their favorite technologies.

Early in the morning, in the spring, in Moscow surprisingly beautiful dawns.
I didn’t see them before I wrote my diploma.