Svetlana
The real gentleman is the one who comes out of the car and says, "Dear, you have parked perfectly, and this Lexus was already removed, and the cat was already dead, and there was no need for a tree here."

Andrei
Yes, you have any ideal man who is on the lexus.

xxx 14.05.2011 23:08:31
Do you want to be surprised by my incredible ingenuity and ingenuity?

yyy 14.05.2011 23:09:04
What did you do again?

xxx 14.05.2011 23:09:12
I burned my nose.

Tea without snacks is a cooking for the wind.

In addition to the release of a new screw, layer and iPhone, the end of the world is also confirmed by holding Eurovision 2012 in Azerbaijan!))

Everyone has so many interesting things.
And most people are interested in each other for some reason is the writing.

The fate is when you take out of the car the panel from the magnetophone so that it is not sp**dled, and her evening together with the jacket in the machine washes the wife.

Metro to the people. A boy sitting.
A young woman comes in with a little girl, standing nearby.
The girl:
You said, men should give up their places. Who is this then? And cries on a guy.
The woman magnificently:
Probably a very ugly girl.

After the defense of the diploma decided to mark this case in the cafe.On the way forward, three single-group girls (2 out of 3 married). Having stumbled upon a fairly large slope, the married disgrace jumped over, the third remained:
I have to jump my legs not to move!
You’ll get married and don’t get too much! :)

In order for the country to finally start living normally, one must be jailed, the other to pay taxes, the third to turn off the Internet.

The director of the AutoVAZ wanted to open a criminal case, but it did not happen.

Today around two nights, not very much, the ball 4 (in Tashkent it is common). SMS comes from a friend who is 400 km closer to the epicenter: This is how it hit here! Everyone goes to sleep in panic.

15.05.2011 00:26:44, Shamanya
What kind of Iblis is presenting us this year?
15.05.2011 00:27:10, zau
The Other)

Teacher of Mathematics (R)
R: Well look carefully at the formula!Focus and think well!Well... what thoughts?! to
I: I shouldn’t give up mathematics.

xxx: I really loved the Akinator when, after my answer to the question: Is your character an inheritance of hell? He asked if he was a programmer.

XXX: Bring something murderous) and something delicious)
Petard in the cake?

The fire today:
"There are 19-year-old hockey players who score such cool goals at the world championships, and you are all kidding at the entrances, and you eat vodka!
You called it yourself!
Hey, let us go back to the topic.

Quiet female happiness is when you live alone and you don’t have to walk in the elevator with your 4th size home!

~ the.*For$.Major*.~ (20:29:44 14/05/2011)
I wanted to put the password to the email "*wj". They said it should be longer.
~ the.*For$.Major*.~ (20:29:44 14/05/2011)
and
chem (20:32:59 14/05/2011)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.

xxx: fucking sorry that I am so slowly answering =( I'm just talking parallel to the fool one x_x
XXX: Not for you
XXX is fucking
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It was before:
"No sex before the wedding".
And now :
"No marriage before sex"
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