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[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №30715
 30.05.2010
When will they come up with live bifidobacteria? let them wash dishes!)

[ + 69 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30714
 30.05.2010
Percy Stalker through the garbage.
He sees the heat in the landfill.
Stalker put his hand in the heat.
Fortunately, Harry did not move.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30713
 29.05.2010
XXX: How do you get rid of the fools who get into the aska?
YYY: The question: What are you doing? The drug :D
Zzzz is blush! I am tired of writing that I am gay.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №30712
 29.05.2010
RankoR: Fuck, Figeo with my cats. They were not allowed to sleep all night - they ran after each other, played something, snorted something. I wake up in the morning and both sleep peacefully. While he was gathering in the universe, he turned on Prodigy somewhere in half the volume (very loud, that is, so that the whole apartment could be heard, the neighbors at this time already at work). I see, they sit here with such eyes O_o, and look at me somewhat badly, like, master, are you a fool to hinder us from sleeping? I feel like they will get revenge at night.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №30711
 29.05.2010
WANCHEGG: And by the way, the player under the nick POBREJ LOBOK rat and the fool!

The rat and the fool: No, it’s not me!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №30710
 29.05.2010
1: Spitz with Aichi was with us yesterday... We spoiled it, took it with us to the park, bought me two penguins (balls of 250 rays). And then the drunk Petya said that he got tired of the phone... I grumble: break, throw out and buy a new... And he grumbles that the phone doesn’t break... I grumble: go here. About the asphalt as a jobnula and a metal heels hit him... In general, there even the simka broke... Men of the seat grind: this fool Petya, he did not know who contacted...
2: He is probably "happy" now))
1: And to me, as usual, shoppestets. And the shit knows it, he is now not calling... Well, the simka will restore in half an hour... And the phone is still tired of him... Here is a new one and he will buy. I bring good and happiness!
2: You are a strong female.
I am a normal woman: when I am drunk, I am fucking. So it should be.)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30709
 29.05.2010
amazonka (15:16:15 28/05/2010)
I was struck by a aunt in the clinic today.
amazonka (15:16:30 28/05/2010)
She said "So young, and already so nervous".
amazonka (15:16:39 28/05/2010)
Well that’s she thinks she’s naughty, she doesn’t know I’m almost 40)))))))
amazonka (15:17:02 28/05/2010)
I went for two hours and then went for such a compliment.)

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №30708
 29.05.2010
xxx: Yes, the figure I have is model, there are no human boobs or asses, the face is tired because I work like a dog for several servings and one university to pay for a tiny twin, glamorous magazines I do not write out and the pieces I have are typical - sweaters and jeans. But when today my neighbors smoked on the stairs - already 3 years - and I was addressed by the "ginger" that you were like an unborn person, would go in, or it would hurt to look at you, boy!

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30707
 29.05.2010
m (12:42:30 28/05/2010)
Our army is a shit.

m (12:42:41 28/05/2010)
There were two brave soldiers.

m (12:42:49 28/05/2010)
They were detained on the territory of the General Staff.

m (12:42:58 28/05/2010)
As they found out how he got to them on the territory, he dropped their mobile phone.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30706
 29.05.2010
Showing pictures of planets. I ask :
What is it? (Saturn with the rings of Saturn)
The earth.
With the rings?! to
Married...

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №30705
 29.05.2010
I listed here at the country old numbers "Science and Life". Article from 1973 - "An English scientist found out the cause of the crush of the fingers."

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30704
 29.05.2010
XXXX (21:18:08 27/05/2010)
I watched the advertisement for the fruit garden.

XXXX (21:18:22 27/05/2010)
The apple knows that living is good, and with the loved one is even better!

XXX (21:18:30 27/05/2010)
Even the apple knows!! to

XXXX (21:18:36 27/05/2010)
We are like a dude!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30703
 29.05.2010
My city always delights me with wonderful signs, inscriptions and announcements.
Going through the market. On the shelf a sheet of cardboard with a huge inscription "The seller left. I will soon. I swear to you!"
On the shop was previously the inscription "Stories". It is covered with other inscriptions above. Now it is beautiful "Beer, Wine, Cigarettes "
On the pavilion of the sign "Quality BOX"
I love Rostov on Don.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30702
 29.05.2010
The Prep in History and Philosophy of Science is dedicated to candidates. Postgraduate students tell. Calls the second day in a row after the candidate exam girl. He will find an assessment. They say to her:
You were in the assessment yesterday. Why do you do it again?
I want to hear again and again that I have a chatter!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30701
 29.05.2010
Thus, an increased tax rate on this issue will allow our region to improve wealth by $1.5 million.
(The voice from the crowd) Is this a fictional number?
and yes.

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30700
 29.05.2010
Leonid Nikolaev, who became famous on the Internet with the video on which he jumps on the FSB car, was abducted in the morning near his home.

According to the co-chairman of the Moscow branch of the “Solidarity” movement, Vsevolod Chernozub, at 9 a.m., when Nikolayev was leaving his home in Novopredelikino to work, two cars blocked his way. Unknown in the state pushed the opposition officer into the car and left in an unknown direction. As Chernozub pointed out with reference to the mother of Nikolayev, earlier in the morning the police came to them in the house, but they did not open the door.

Youth activist Leonid Nikolaev became famous on the Internet with a video in which he, wearing a blue hose on his head, jumps over a car with special signals on the Kremlin offshore. The event was organized last Sunday by the art group “War”, known for its evasive actions. < > > >

p.s Thank you for the honeymoon!!! 1

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30699
 29.05.2010
Mom and sister argue about the sister's trip to the country to another guy:
M: You won't go, you know him for a year without a week!
C: Don’t worry, no rape is expected.
M: Why are you so sure?
C: There is a need for at least one disagreeant to rape.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30698
 29.05.2010
Weirdo Musk Rat: Those in the horoscope of shadows indicated a sexual adventure
Weirdo Musk Rat: Bikeeful at Work
and
I’m fucking monthly.
and
What a fucking adventure.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30697
 29.05.2010
Today a new employee (silence burned: the whole department in the park, we run, the phone calls, no one wants to take:
I- "I think Petrov calls"(type does not matter, you can not take)
Collega- "I think Ivanov calls"
New- "I think the phone is ringing"
Depending minute on 10.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30696
 29.05.2010
Axel
If there is a curvature of the spine - according to the law, the army is taken?
Military Command
Of course, with the curvature of the spine, it is very convenient to shoot because of the angle.

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