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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48187
 30.05.2011
Post from the vacancy website:
"Supplier, Supplier +3 more vacancies".

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48186
 30.05.2011
The xxx:
I was cold (
YYYY :
Treated
The xxx:
No, there’s a pimple in this chicken.
The xxx:
I am a tempted adult woman.
The xxx:
Or even Zack.
The xxx:
I have not decided yet.)

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48185
 30.05.2011
I read it, I read it. Do I have a feeling of deja vu here?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48184
 30.05.2011
No, I have strange things. But the bad thing is that my dear people suffer from them :(
Are you talking about your first guy who became gay?
And now, he has a problem with the male part. She became the best lesbian. But it is nothing else. The boy from the sea, whom she kissed for the first time, actually got married.
You are cruel =(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48183
 30.05.2011
People are so happy when they have the same names.

[ + 69 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48182
 30.05.2011
Do not boil milk in an electric tea. Never ever

[ + 71 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48181
 30.05.2011
What is the meaning of the letters "BW"?
The bicycle troops.
Forever Military
Looks like smart :)
The Vietnamese Waterlords'
Reply to.mail

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №48180
 30.05.2011
Kim Ky: I want to be a white tea. Avoid the sea wind. Fuck it all. by Fuck. by Na. and all.
Beleraffont: Partly you can already fulfill your wish - go somewhere and shake up on the road. SRI and Road.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48179
 30.05.2011
on the parking lot was a tournament in children's football and gave everyone ice cream) Some kids named their team "Gazmias" and lost with the score 21:0

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48178
 30.05.2011
[13:41] <OMEN> Invoker: I wash like a car - the rain, and then the vacuum cleaner - the volcano exploded!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48177
 30.05.2011
He talks so little, why did you give him an iPhone in your hands?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48176
 30.05.2011
I think my refrigerator turns into a closet. You open the food to the fucking, and eat nothing!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №48175
 30.05.2011
From Asha
Don’t ruin my inner world!
REMUS: do not ruin the ruins somehow)))
Don’t go under the metro!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48174
 30.05.2011
Alcohol is for those who can afford to lose brain cells... Charlie Harper.

[ + 93 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48173
 30.05.2011
If our political parties were guilds, then United Russia would be a guild of thieves.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №48172
 30.05.2011
Comments on photos on the dating site:

XXX: You are very charming! From you comes the charm of the romantic soul of man.
YYY: Yes, I would beat her too...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №48171
 30.05.2011
I think in the next Stalker the developers should make a screw on the rope to throw, and if there is no anomaly, pull back to themselves. It is uneconomic to break the beads.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №48170
 30.05.2011
XXX (21:41:11 29/05/2011)
Yesterday I came home from my birthday, I sit in the toilet, I think I hear the noise as if someone is driving around the apartment on some metal wheels slowly, why then I remembered the silent hill, I have never been so fast.
XXX (21:41:19 29/05/2011)
It turned out that the hanger was on the floor.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48169
 30.05.2011
Anyone else, after sushi became popular, sat down on marinated ginger? I fucking soon have cakes with it I will start eating >__<

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48168
 30.05.2011
Dashunya: You change your clothes, here suddenly I come in and I start to dress you further...your actions?* and))
Dr. Strangelove: I get a textbook of Russian and we teach it

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