Everything that is done is for the best, except for Lada.

Question: "What happens if you jump in the train’

XX: No matter, you will stay in place. The speed of the train and your speed are equal.
How about hanging in the air for longer? :)
You are crazy superman.

Do you know why "Summer" is so popular? All this lyric for girls is like porn for men: a substitute for the sensations that are lacking in life.

From an aviation forum:

The corn was also called An-2, and Po-2. And Nikita Sergeevich.

I will have two dogs in the country, one will be called Smith and the other Wesson.
I am changing the name of the cat to Colonel Colt.
HH: And what then?
WOW, how do we do it in the west? :)

How did I wash the dishes? Has it done?

According to the latest reports, the offensive operation of the Allied forces under the code name “Clean Sky” has been successfully completed. The result of this military campaign was the complete surrender of the enemy, more than 25 units of advanced enemy equipment were captured and the highest officer command captured. Without losses on our part, unfortunately, also did not go.
The rapid attack struck the enemy, washed off his advanced fortifications and left the enemy no other way out as a retreat. He actively used both chemical weapons and brutal strike tactics of direct combat. The front line stretched for thousands of kilometers. The Allied army recovered from the enemy all new occupied territories. On the way we encountered fierce resistance from a well-established enemy. It was not just to get him out of some positions. The final battle took place near the village of Kostryulkino, where the land army with the support of the naval landing arranged a real hell for the enemy.
It is worth noting the brilliant leadership of the operation by Major General Turov R.N., who, according to the results of the campaign, was presented to a number of highest military awards.

Katya
-well this film...as his "flying of the nest over the cuckoo’s ham"

Commentary on the new Leica M Monochrom, capable of taking only black and white photos.

XXX: The video capture function works without sound.
YYY: And when playing the video comes the pianist :)

I am not so afraid of anything in this life as to tremble.

I sit alone in the hallway waiting for the shower to be released and here comes the young mother(s) and her daughter(s) daughter when she sees me stops, closes her eyes, and says:
D is oh!
M – What happened? Why did you stop?
D - I am afraid
M to whom? And then the girl opens her eyes, points to me with her finger and says, “This is it!”
I laughed a lot, but it was a lot. :)

From Habr:
One of my acquaintances in 2004 successfully defended a coursework with the proud title “ICQ Lite Settings Research.”

The Habr:

When programmers come to power, entire ministries will be replaced by a small shell script.

A lost diploma.
At the end of the graduation evening (5.00) in the square was lost the diploma together with a fellow student.the mistress was found.within 2 days went to write to the university about restoration.in the same evening call-taken!!!0-0! it turned out, what kind of student пр&$@al his, but found "our"!and then took to the destination!!!young boy!!!thank you!!! to

I recently started reviewing KVN from my early childhood, when I was 7-9 years old, and the jokes were still funny. 2000 second 1/2 final. The contest ended, the final words of the jury. On the stage - County City and Tired of the Sun (i.e. including Galustyan and Revva). by Julius Gusman:
- 40 years of this game, and it lasts thanks to these people... This is an absolutely rotten generation – rotten with talent, humor, selfishness... Yes, then they will become bad strangers, stupid members of the jury or unsuccessful writers, but today they are people who in pairs of pants have come to Moscow for other people’s money to sing and dance to a giant country here...

He knew

>>> Earlier this year, another U.S. study found that teenage girls who spent time watching TV shows like Friends or Sex in a Big City were twice as likely to get pregnant.

<<< Don’t worry so much for me, dear. I only watch BBC movies about the Victorian era. There are other moral values.

xxx: Very pleased when my Mac'e gets a banner, with the layout of Windows XP, reporting about 1000 found viruses.

On the hash topic: "Split the iPhone in this envelope - get a new for free"

Around the screen, something.

bbb: <...>You can first buy a case, put a cracked device there, and in a week scream it, a shit, broke, I want a new one.<>

ccc: Well who prevents when selling to check the mechanical condition of the phone and record its ID

ddd: No, well, it is understandable that the damaged device in the new envelope will not pass, the damage on the envelope and the envelope should coincide.

eee: Damage to the envelope and Device must coincide.

BBB: If you want, it’s not that difficult.

fff: Around the screen. Cheetah will not be hurt.

ggg: Guess the country by the comments :-)

Questions to answer:
Explain to the blonde...what is the parking lot different from the jeep?
Parking is what drives "woowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
The jeep is that TRATATATA.. and so loud sometimes very, if not new and that means if suddenly the foam.. then it is not provided on the parket... then the jeep can be used to get around.. and the car parket VUVUŠČ and fuck the radiator in the trunk and all.

So for the blonde.

Danish: they say in hell there is a special boiler, where they boil those who put the screw on the maki

Registered on Twitter. In the section “Near in Spirit” I was handed over by Britney Spears, Barack Obama and Paul Will. I seriously wondered what my spirit was.