Guard Major

I came to work an hour ago, not very sober. Strange, but all the staff are there. Five minutes later, I realized that no one was pulling. He swallowed on discipline, sent three to the barracks, women to the houses. A fantastic night! The races are coming. The winner’s call is out... I’ll probably announce tomorrow as a weekend. Go ahead for Peter!! to

15 May 12:13

She ‎(13:43):
And I’d be just so happy if I left the city and went as far away as possible...
He ‎(13:44) said:
Problems with the military as well? O_O

And yet it is funny when you walk around the city dressed like a punk, and I will meet you with a crowd of robbers, and all the robbers are familiar!! to

Why I have vomiting reflexes when I brush my tongue with a toothbrush
HH: And when I’m doing my match, don’t I?
YYY: An interesting question...
Zzzz: Yes because the brush is more

Conversation with Tolkien:
XAnder: Did you not come to the universe today?
The shield was cut off.
XAnder: a worthy answer... in the 21st century

Onyx
I sit with a girl with her behind the compass, we have a fuck. She says something is hot, I will take a shower. Does this mean that I need to get the crème broken, smash my nipples, and lie on the bed in a sexual posture waiting for sex?

by Satanus.pdb
No, it doesn’t mean, but if you do, you’ll break it.)

Oceanic: эх, I remember the times when, by clicking on the plus, the rating of the quotation on the boron from 222 turned to 223, not as a stitch - from 1780 to 2234.

XXX is a puppy! You will not invent it! :) Weeks 2-3 ago, he glued a windus emblem (with the text "desinged for") onto the toilet container, which he scratched from his note. This morning the barrel broke. :) Water does not come, disassembled - not a whore understood how it works, something with the valve along the way...
With the fact that the toilet is five years of strength, and the model is very high quality. It worked perfectly before.

How do you get sperm?

He: you tremble - you end up in a bowl

She: ppt and if you can't shake! or there the child to give up! I don't understand this well that I don't have to give up anything!

Where does the baby get sperm?! to

Those who have sperm, they know how to shake.

Xxx: I have a difference in the storage of 150 boxes...
Yyy: (Linguist in this is no boom boom unfortunately.
Is it your fault?
Xxx; Maybe... I’m looking for a basket, but the problem is that the basket is in my pocket and it doesn’t give me peace.

Deamon
Why are there 20 teams in the APL and only 38 rounds??? They get out like two rounds do not play, it must be 40 rounds, right?

Narambug
I also want to see the match.

Stater (17:21:52 14/05/2008)
Today is Vaseline’s birthday.

Joey (17:21:59 14/05/2008)
As I found out)

Stater (17:22:15 14/05/2008)
I heard about it on the radio.

Joey (17:22:30 14/05/2008)
The feast symbolizes that he appeared before the session.

The xxx:
and giraffe =)
In November, the president of Germany’s federal police filed a complaint that Skype’s encryption technology makes it impossible for law enforcement officials to listen to conversations. In response to the complaints, law experts recommended infecting the computers of suspects with special viruses that would steal the keys to decrypt Skype.

YYYY :
I think... Can I sue the creators of C++ that it’s too complicated for me?

News on 3dnews from today's issue about the release of Gears of War. “Gears of War 2 will be released in the evening of 2008.
Did they have a polar night there?

The Cactus:
I do not drink, I do not smoke, I do not smoke, I do not smoke, I do not smoke, I do not smoke, I do not smoke, I do not smoke.
Better you drink.

Guys remember to:
Mythical thugs who remember the top of the abyss of the tower for the last week, who are not afraid of Linux, who have a server with a fry and a self-made lock for several comps, who drink beer, sometimes even in specially dedicated places such as a rock bar, smoke, know how to use and perceive mat correctly, get two higher education, who have a gold medal in school - exist.
But when young people who like them start dating with dumb glamorous juvenile defaches, fanatics of chupa-chops and shopping, you think in vain, dress up as a blonde and go to buy a pink coffot with strawberries!!!! to

I will not leave Ash.

No is! Don’t need a pink cocktail, not even an aska.
Just stay as you are, I will believe in you and will not stop looking for you!

xxx(13:54:22 16/05/2008)
My cat hasn’t eaten anything since yesterday.

yyy (13:54:31 16/05/2008)
The Spring?

xxx (13:56:00 16/05/2008)
I forgot to buy food.

The acquaintance travelled to New Zealand, and there a quarantine was introduced - it was forbidden to import any products, water due to some virus.
A friend had a baton of sausage in his sleeve.
The customsman is stuck in a bag.
Search and look, and the sausage is in the sleeve!)))) andquot;
Customsman: "Well, bring your sausage here"))))
It turns out that he is an emigrant and speaks Russian very well!!! to

by Kostya_PC

I want to change activities, work with people.
But not with those gunners (


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